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Fucking hell, have we really stooped this low in thread creation??

https://www.finder.com/life-insurance/odds-of-dying As you will see they are available to all on t'internet. You'll notice my 42% should have been 40.4% - I read the 104 year old line in error. Women details are a click away at top of page. Cheers, GUN

I might have posted this before, can't mind.

It's both residential and commercial. I'm wondering, is it a historical event that's resurfaced?

Anyone else see the BBC doc on Raymond Briggs this week? It's on Iplayer. He looks and sounds dreadfully frail now, and can only do one small picture a month, though he even struggles with that as he "falls asleep too easily". Felt like an obit piece.

FYI, everything is in the system, ready to go, and as I predicted it's collapsed at the point of running the VBScript. So the site could be up tomorrow, it could be up after ten days when I've begged everyone I know who has ever operated a PC for assistance.

There's the Docter Docter thread.

- Can you believe we will all be alive 40 years from now Mr. President? - LOL get out of here with your dumb shit Kirk.

GCReptile's Tiebreaker 10 1. Andrew McGahan 2. Edmund Capon 3. Gerard Basset 4. Susan Bayh 5. Michael Murphy 6. Fernando Ricksen 7. Shivakamura Swamiji 8. Shirley Boone 9. Olivia Newton-John 10. Bobby Joe Maxwell Cap'n Chorizo's Tiebreaker 10 1Shivakumara Swamiji 2Andrew McGahan 3Gerard Basset 4Johnny Clegg 5Fernando Ricksen 6Noel Conway 7Herman Wouk 8Susan Bayh 9Kerri Parker 10Julie Allen This is a sudden death match - first to get a hit wins. There are 5 names in common to the lists, so in the event one of those names is the next to go, the person who has them ranked highest (earliest) on their list will win. That gives GCrep the win with McGahan and Bayh, and Capn Cho the win with Swamiji and Ricksen. If Gerard Basset is the next to go, it will still be a tie, so I will set up the Octogon in my front yard and the two of you will have to pick a weapon (wet noodle or herring) and battle to the death. Tickets for this match will be $50 each. I will post a new thread with rules for the 2019 pool and a call for entries hopefully by the 7th.

INVERSE DEAD POOL 2019 As always, with the new year comes another opportunity for you all to reckon which DDP darlings have another 365 days left in their tanks. Though the 2018 Inverse Dead Pool had less deaths among its selectables than 2017 (15 compared to 20), there were still three massive scoreboard-scrambling landmines among them in Stephen Hawking, Aretha Franklin, and Stan Lee. By the year's end, machotrouts emerged the least scathed with 17 points. Rules From the list of the 50 most popular DDP picks of 2019, pick a team of 25 names who you think will survive the year. Rank your list in order of least likely to die to least least likely to die. Post your team in this thread. If someone dies and they are listed on your team, then you will receive points according to their position. If your #1 pick dies you'll receive 25 points, whilst if your #25 pick dies you'll receive 1 point. If someone dies and they are not on your list, then you receive no points. In case one of the names available for entry dies before the submission deadline, you are allowed to have one sub. The sub can be anyone from the top 50 or the 51st most popular name, who will be revealed alongside the top 50. The 51st name can not be part of the original 25 if no one dies. In the case of one of your original team dying pre-deadline, the sub goes into 25th place by default, but if the sub was previously the 51st, you are allowed to change the position of the new pick. If the above scenario happens, you are also allowed to name a new sub and I will reveal the 52nd most popular name. Whoever has the lowest score at the end of the year is the winner. NEW: If two or more teams are tied at the end of the year, the tie will first be decided by who has less hits. If they have an equal amount of hits, then whoever among the teams died latest in the year, and thus came closest to being a correct prediction, will decide the winner. If said name was on multiple teams in the tie, whoever had said name lowest will win. If multiple teams had said name in the same position, the second most recently-deceased name will be referred to, and so on, until a winner is found. If, by some alignment of the stars, the tie is of either no hits or of all of the exact same hits in the exact same positions, all teams in the tie share victory. Credit to Toast for inadvertently coming up with a peach of a topic description, and of course, credit to Spade for creating this wonderful game. Credit to Dead Cow for his job as previous host, laying the framework for the Inverse Dead Pool's OP, and the idea for a "dies during entry period" rule. Credit to machotrouts for the suggestion of the latest hits factoring into tiebreakers. Previous Winners 2018 - machotrouts 2017 - drol 2016 - Pedro67 2015 - Death Impends 2014 - Bibliogryphon 2013 - N/A 2012 - Esturian Float 2011 - Garn2 Top 50 George Alagiah John Andretti Bob Barker Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI Kathleen Blanco Leah Bracknell June Brown Jimmy Carter Beth Chapman Johnny Clegg Billy Connolly Tim Conway Doris Day Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Queen Elizabeth II Andrew Fairlie Pete Frates Paul Gascoigne Jill Gascoine Greg Gilbert Ruth Bader Ginsburg Jimmy Greaves Valerie Harper Bob Hawke Clive James Terry Jones Lee Kerslake Henry Kissinger Vera Lynn John McCririck Andrew McGahan Stirling Moss Robert Mugabe Olivia Newton-John Linda Nolan Prince Philip Leslie Phillips Fernando Ricksen Michael Robinson Prunella Scales Nobby Stiles Jean-Louis Trintignant Donald Trump Bill Turnbull Dick Van Dyke Marieke Vervoort Betty White Herman Wouk #51 Angela Lansbury

That is a terrible pic of Jason Orange, btw...

Mike McGear, brother to Paul, is 75 today!

@Phantom of the Midway OMG!!! I feel so bad. Don’t sweat it so much, the Bears have a bright future.

A quick check reveals my above argument was made in the 2nd post of this thred, 4 years ago... @Death Impends Please, could we have this merged with Arrogant Academics so we can all ignore Sir Creep across one thread rather than two?

Gotta be careful with making vague claims where Niki is concerned The man's lost face in the past!

While researching for something I found that Jerry Herman is alive at aged 87. He also has had HIV since 1985.

Yeah, but Deathray's the only person to have watched it in the last 10 years.

Don't forget to celebrate the DL birthdays (when they are reached) 17.01.1922 Betty White 19.01.1920 Javier Perez de Cuellar 30.01.1937 Vanessa Redgrave 02.02.1926 Valéry Giscard d`Estaing 16.02.1927 June Brown 20.02.1927 Sidney Poitier 20.02.1940 Jimmy Greaves 21.02.1924 Robert Mugabe but 01.03.1927 Harry Belafonte 02.03.1931 Mikhail Gorbachev 06.03.1926 Alan Greenspan 20.03.1917 Vera Lynn 03.04.1922 Doris Day but 14.04.1932 Loretta Lynn 17.04.1940 John McCririck but 04.05.1928 Hosni Mubarak 18.05.1942 Nobby Stiles 27.05.1915 Herman Wouk 27.05.1923 Henry Kissinger 07.06.1953 Johnny Clegg but 08.06.1927 Jerry Stiller 09.06.1924 Tony Britton but 10.06.1921 Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh 22.06.1932 Prunella Scales 01.07.1916 Olivia de Havilland 02.07.1922 Pierre Cardin 12.07.1964 Leah Bracknell but 22.07.1923 Bob Dole 19.08.1939 Ginger Baker but 22.08.1925 Honor Blackman 22.08.1939 Valerie Harper but 17.09.1929 Stirling Moss 25.09.1929 Barbara Walters 01.10.1924 Jimmy Carter 07.10.1931 Desmond Tutu 07.10.1939 Clive James but 10.10.1923 Murray Walker 28.10.1927 Cleo Laine 15.11.1929 Ed Asner 19.11.1932 Larry King 26.11.1939 Tina Turner 29.11.1932 Jacques Chirac 05.12.1932 Little Richard 09.12.1916 Kirk Douglas 09.12.1929 Bob Hawke 12.12.1923 Bob Barker 13.12.1925 Dick van Dyke 23.12.1933 Emperor Akihito 25.12.1957 Shane MacGowan 30.12.1937 Gordon Banks There's a nice foursome in June: 07.06. Johnny Clegg, 08.06. Jerry Stiller, 09.06. Tony Britton and 10.06. Prince Philip. Which party pooper will croak?

I know you clowns going to make her D40. I say here and now RBG is my #1 in the Reverse DP 2019.

One interesting piece of trivia about the death of George HW Bush, he is the first President to have been born after John F. Kennedy to die. JFK was born in 1917 and died in 1963, 55 years ago and seven Presidents who were born before him died after him: 1. Herbert Hoover 1874-1964 2. Dwight Eisenhower 1890-1969 3. Harry Truman 1884-1972 4. Lyndon Johnson 1908-1973 5. Richard Nixon 1913-1994 6. Ronald Reagan 1911-2004 7. Gerald Ford 1913-2006 Thus George HW Bush 1924-2018 is the first President to die to be born after JFK.

We really need to think about what kind of world we're going to leave to Jimmy Carter after we all pass on.

Nah. Cunts deserve to be dragged through history. * see Hitler, Thatcher, Mandela, Pol Pot, Stalin etc etc. And Bush was an utter cunt.

So much for my solo hits.

The MASTERLIST 1. GCReptile George Alagiah Fatima Ali - joker (2x89=178) John Andretti Samula Anoa'i Bruce Anstey Sonali Bendre Gerard Basset (57) Leah Bracknell (64) Edgar Bear Runner Edmund Capon (40) Beth Chapman (67) Billy Clayton (97) Johnny Clegg (53) Jordan Dawes (100) Chris Doleman Barry Du Bois Glenn Fabry Andrew Fairlie (63) Pete Frates Bill Freehan Rodion "GA" Denis Goldberg Dewayne Johnson Peter Jonas Lloyd Klein Helen Legh (74) Sacheen Littlefeather Henry Mountcharles Matt Millen Bernice McCabe (52) Ruth Morrissey Andrew McDonald Andrew McGahan (66) John McCririck (40) Samantha McConnell (72) Abby Lee Miller Calum Van Moger Sutopo Purwo Nugroho (69) Kerri Parker Genesis P-Orridge Fernando Ricksen (76) Fred Rister (61) David Smith Steve Smith Ian Stewart (Exeter chiefs) Stacy Title Jean-Louis Trintignant Chris Wilson (?????) Paul Volcker Jacci Woodcock 2. markb4 Buzz Aldrin Bob Barker Sonali Bendre - joker Benedict XVI Val Bettin Leah Bracknell (64) Michael Caine Eric Carle Jimmy Carter Marge Champion Carol Channing (21) Beverly Cleary Tim Conway (33) Doris Day (22) Stanley Donen (24) Kirk Douglas Elizabeth II Albert Finney (36) Rhonda Fleming Jill Gascoine Julie Gibson (13) Olivia De Havilland Grand Duke Jean (21) Glynis Johns Katherine Johnson Terry Jones Ethel Kennedy Cloris Leachman Norman Lear Norman Lloyd Vera Lynn Lata Mangehskar Roberta McCain Robert Mugabe (24) Olivia Newton-John Sandra Day O'Connor Irene Papas Nehemiah Persoff Prince Philip David Prowse Joyce Randolph Carl Reiner John Paul Stevens (20) Ruthie Thompson Bill Turnbull Albert Uderzo Betty White Barbara Windsor Herman Wouk (15) Chuck Yeager 3. theoldlady Le Duc Anh (20) Peter Alliss Sub: Sam Lloyd Ruth Bader-Ginsburg Bob Barker Stanley Baxter Leah Bracknell (64) Jimmy Carter Rosalynn Carter Noam Chomsky Sean Connery Tim Conway (33) Bill Cosby Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Alberto Fujimori Greg Gilbert John Hume Clive James (39) Terry Jones Sub: Ivan Milat (44) Jose Jose (48) Larry King Dilip Kumar Gina Lollobrigida Loretta Lynn Vera Lynn Ennio Morricone Roberta McCain John McCririck (40) Michael Moore Stirling Moss Robert Mugabe (24) Willie Nelson Olivia Newton-John Yoko Ono Sub: Genesis P-Orridge I.M. Pei (17) 'Little' Richard Penniman Javier Perez de Cuellar Sidney Poitier Pope Benedict XVI David Prowse Chris Rea Ozzy Osbourne Sub: F. Ricksen (76) Nobby Stiles Jerry Stiller Shivakumara Swami (7) Peter Tork (42) Jean Louis Trintignant (Joker) John Williams Sub: Randy Romero ?? Herman Wouk (15) 4. The mad hatter George Alagiah Akihito (the soon-to-be-former emperor) Le Duc Anh (20) Bob Barker Leah Bracknell (64) Claus van Bülow (26) Barbara Weston Chandler Jacques Chirac (32) Tim Conway (33) Alberto Fujimori Ruth Bader Ginsburg Mikhail Gorbachev Ian Holm John Hume Clive James (39) James Earl Jones Terry Jones José José (48) Lee Kerslake Larry King Dilip Kumar Jean Marie Le Pen The Daily Llama Jerry Lee Lewis Gina Lollobrigida Vera Lynn John McCririck (40) Stirling Moss Robert Mugabe (24) Willie Nelson Olivia Newton-John Sandra Day O'Connor Yoko Ono Little Richard Perriman Richard Petty Prince Philip Sidney Poitier Kenny Rogers Tom Skerritt Bart Starr (34) John Paul Stevens (20) Nobby Stiles Jerry Stiller Shivakamura Swamiji (7) Peter Tork (42) Jean-Louis Trintignant - joker Bill Turnbull Barbara Walters Barbara Windsor Herman Wouk (15) 5. Yorkshire Banker Barbara Barrie Margaret Stuart Barry Gerard Bassett (57) Paddy Bassett Leah Bracknell (64) Bobbie Brown(Cherry Pie Eater) Bobby Brown(Rangers Legend) Bobby Brown(New York Yankee) Bobby Brown(Us Singer) June Brown Lessie Brown (4) Pearl Carr Aaron Carter Tim Conway (33) Alex Ferguson Paul Gascoigne The Right Honourable Lord Hattersley Bob Hawke (29) Daniel "6ix9ine" Hernandez Paul Hogan(Croc Hunter) Paul Hogan(Reality TV Butler) Ivan Ivanov(Junior Eurovision singer b.2000) Ivana Ivanovic Jean Marie Le Pen Demi Lovato Vera Lynn Shane MacGowan Diego Maradona Robert Marchand John McCririck (joker) (2x40 = 80) Muriel Pavlow (21) Redmond O'Neal Ryan O'Neal Pele Joan Plowright Fernando Ricksen (76) Jake "The Snake" Roberts George Schappell Lori Schappell Queen Sirikit of Thailand June Spencer Jerry Stiller Peter Sutcliffe Kane Tanaka Bella Thorne Jean-Louis Trintignant Gudrun Ure Baroness Warnock (24) June Whitfield sub: Le Duc Anh (20) Mike Willesee (42) 6. Bibliogryphon 50 Cent George Alagiah Rodrigo Alves Bashar al-Assad Steve Backshall Leah Bracknell (64) Raymond Briggs Chris Brown Clark Carlisle Chris Christie Billy Connolly Macaulay Culkin Paul Darrow (41) Edward Fox Tyson Fury Jill Gascoine William Gaunt Greg Gilbert Gary Glitter Jimmy Greaves James "Kamala" Harris Carl Ikeme Clive James (39) Terry Jones Kerry Katona Eddie Kidd Val Kilmer Suge Knight Johnny Knoxville Courtney Love Chelsea Manning Gerry Marsden Meatloaf Frank Miller (Joker) George Monbiot Olivia Newton-John Duncan Norvelle Sinead O’Connor Matthew Perry Genesis P-Orridge Philip Pullman Chris Rea Fernando Ricksen (76) Robin Roberts Linda Ronstadt Kenny Sansom Michael Schumacher Charlie Sheen Marieke Vervoort (79) Daniella Westbrook 7. YoungWillz John Andretti Tom Baker Gordon Banks (37) Benedict XVI Kathleen Blanco (42) Leah Bracknell (64) Jimmy Carter Billy Connolly Barry Cryer Tim Curry Andrew Fairlie (63) Alex Ferguson Jimmy Greaves Richard Hadlee Valerie Harper (39) Rolf Harris Bob Hawke (29) John Hume Douglas Hurd Clive James (39) Terry Jones Kenneth Kaunda Henry Kissinger Dilip Kumar Angela Lansbury Steffan Lewis - JOKER 84*2=168 Gina Lollobrigida Shane MacGowan Doreen Mantle Ennio Morricone Stirling Moss Robert Mugabe (24) Pete Murray (disc jockey) Olivia Newton-John Nichelle Nichols Linda Nolan Yoko Ono Nicholas Parsons Michael Parkinson Prince Philip Leslie Phillips Sidney Poitier David Prowse Little Richard Kenny Rogers Fernando Ricksen (76) Nobby Stiles Norman Tebbit Bill Turnbull Barbara Windsor 8. The Unknown Man George Alagiah Sub: Susan Bayh John Andretti Tony Bennett Leah Bracknell (64) Pierre Cardin Jimmy Carter Beth Chapman (67) Jacques Chirac (32) Johnny Clegg (53) Tim Conway (33) Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Lawrence Ferlinghetti Alberto Fujimori Jill Gascoine Mikhail Gorbachev Valerie Harper (39) Clive James (39) Glynis Johns Lee Kerslake Norman Lloyd Gina Lollobrigida Loretta Lynn Vera Lynn John McCririck (40) Sheila Mercier Hosni Mubarak Robert Mugabe (24) Yasuhiro Nakasone (18) Giorgio Napolitano Olivia Newton-John Javier Perez de Cuellar Isabel Peron Prince Philip Leslie Phillips Sidney Poitier Betty White Fernando Ricksen - joker (152) Nobby Stiles Mikis Theodorakis Sub: Alex Trebek Jean-Louis Trintignant Bill Turnbull Sub: Kathleen Blanco (42) Dick Van Dyke Marieke Vervoort (79) Monica Vitti Sub: Randy Romero ?? Doddie Weir Herman Wouk (15) Chuck Yeager Jiang Zemin 9. The Quim Reaper George Alagiah Bob Barker Benedikt XVI Leah Bracknell (64) Gay Byrne (34) Jacques Chirac (32) Billy Connolly Tim Conway (33) Eileen Derbyshire Jill Gascoine Valery Giscard D'Estaing Mikhail Gorbachev Clive James (39) James Earl Jones Terry Jones José José (48) Lee Kerslake Gladys Knight Jean-Marie Le Pen Diego "Lil Xan" Leanos Sub: Kathleen Blanco (42) Iain Lee Meat Loaf Demi Lovato Sub: Sam Lloyd Loretta Lynn Derek Martin John McCririck (40) Stirling Moss Robert Mugabe (24) Olivia Newton-John Des O'Connor Sinead O'Connor Sub: Greg Gilbert Yoko Ono Trevor Peacock Pelé "Little" Richard Perriman Lesley Philipps Sidney Poitier Fernando Ricksen - joker (152) Prunella Scales Nobby Stiles Jimmy Tarbuck Jean-Louis Trintignant Bill Turnbull Desmond Tutu Marieke Vervoort (79) Murray Walker Rose West Danniella Westbrook Sub: Genesis P-Orridge Frank Williams Barbara Windsor Sub: Johnny Clegg (53) 10. The old crem George Alagiah - joker Benedikt XVI Kathleen Blanco (42) Jean Boht Leah Bracknell (64) Jimmy Carter Rosalynn Carter Jacques Chirac (32) Doris Day (22) Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Elizabeth II Paul Flynn (35) Alberto Fujimori Jill Gascoine Ruth Bader Ginsburg Jimmy Greaves Mikhail Gorbachev Valerie Harper (39) Olivia De Havilland John Hume Clive James (39) Glynis Johns Jean of Luxembourg (21) Henry Kissinger Loretta Lynn Vera Lynn Imelda Marcos Roberta McCain John McCririck (40) Shelia Mercer Prince Philip Robert Mugabe (24) Olivia Newton - John Yoko Ono Trevor Peacock Martin Peters Isabel Peron Leslie Philips Joan Plowright Sidney Poitier Jane Powell Cliff Richard Nobby Stiles Prunella Scales Bill Turnbill Barbara Walters Barbara Windsor Joanne Woodward Herman Wouk (15) 11. Deathray George Alagiah Gordon Banks (37) Bob Barker Benedikt XVI Leah Bracknell (64) Gordon Brown June Brown Ronnie Campbell Noam Chomsky Bill Cosby Doris Day (22) Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Dick Van Dyke Elizabeth II Lawrence Ferlinghetti Albert Finney (36) William Frankland (sub for Ayn Rand) Mikhail Gorbachev Ruth Bader Ginsburg Julie Goodyear - joker Jimmy Greaves Alun Gwynne John (sub for June Whitfield) Olivia De Havilland Clive James (39) Katherine Johnson Lee Kerslake Loretta Lynn John McCririck (40) Stirling Moss Robert Mugabe (24) Isabel Peron "Little" Richard Perriman Prince Philipp David Prowse Carl Reiner Keith Richards Fernando Ricksen (76) William Roache William Russell Prunella Scales Paul Schrader Michael Schumacher Nobby Stiles Ruthie Thompson Jean-Louis Trintignant Bill Turnbull Betty White Ronnie Wood Herman Wouk (15) 12. Banana Juliet Ace George Alagiah Asma al-Assad Sub: Tom Long Fatima Ali - JOKER (89*2=178) John Andretti Bruce Anstey Sonali Bendre Sub: Ivan Milat (44) Kathleen Blanco (42) Leah Bracknell (64) Beth Chapman (67) Billy Clayton (97) Johnny Clegg (53) Noel Conway Tim Conway (33) Christy Dignam Tony Drewitt-Barlow Sub: Randy Romero ?? Natasha England Sub: Lee Noble Andrew Fairlie (63) Howard Finkel Mark Gastineau Greg Gilbert Anne Graham-Lotz James "Kamala" Harris Bill Heine (45) Clive James (39) Dewayne Johnson Terry Jones José José (48) Lee Kerslake Steffan Lewis (84) Sacheen Littlefeather John McCririck (40) Andrew McGahan (66) Vil Mirzayanov Olivia Newton-John Nichelle Nichols Denise Nickerson Manohar Parrikar (55) Genesis P-Orridge Princess Christina of the Netherlands Sub: Michael Sleggs (86) Chris Rea Fernando Ricksen (76) Arash Sadeghi Samula "Samu" Anoa'i Luton Shelton Nobby Stiles Jean-Louis Trintignant Bill Turnbull Marieke Vervoort (79) Doddie Weir 13. Skinny Kiltrunner George Alagiah John Andretti Samula Anoa'i Bruce Anstey Gerard Basset (57) Susan Bayh Jason Becker Sonali Bendre Sub: Ivan Milat (44) Wilfred Benitez Kathleen Blanco (42) Leah Bracknell (64) OJ Brigance Edmund Capon (40) Beth Chapman (67) Johnny Clegg (53) Anita Cochran Sub: Holly Clegg (???) John "Cocksy" Cocks ??? Herb Cox (the politician, I assume) Paul Dewar ??? Anita Doth Sub: Randy Romero (???) Christy Dignam Rickey Dixon Andrew Fairlie (63) Bob Hawke (29) Dewayne Johnson Lee Kerslake Karen Lewis Steffan Lewis (84) Peter Lorimer Andrew McGahan (66) Kevin McIntyre (60) Nicola Mendelsohn Olivia Newton-John Sutopo Purwo Nugroho (69) Richard Parsons Sub: Michael Sleggs (86) Quentin Pongia (70) Genesis P-Orridge Mark Radcliffe (Radio) Roman Reigns Fernando Ricksen - Joker (2x76=) 152 Michael Robinson Luton Shelton Candi Staton Julie Strain Sub: Tom Long Otis Taylor (football) Stacy Title Thuy Thanh Truong Bill Turnbull Mike Willesee (42) Chris Wilson (???) 14. msc Fatima Ali - JOKER (2x89=178) Bruce Anstey Sub: Luigi Simoni Gerard Basset (57) Gary B Beikirch (medal of honour winner) Sonali Bendre Sub: Randy Romero ?? Dickey Betts Kathleen Blanco (42) Leah Bracknell (64) Samuel Brittan June Brown Beth Chapman (67) Billy Clayton (97) Johnny Clegg (53) Tim Conway (33) Danny K Davis (Illinois politician) Sub: Susan Bayh Tony Drewitt-Barlow Barry Du Bois Andrew Fairlie (63) Kate Figes Denis Goldberg Anne Graham Lotz Ed Harrison (former Newcastle United player) Bob Hawke (29) Elizabeth Hofmann Katherine Jackson (matriarch) Deborah James Lee Kerslake Lloyd Klein Sub: Ed Genson Larry Langford (48) Gillian Lee (BBC film editor/journo) Karen Lewis (US trade union leader) Henry Lincoln (writer) Peter Lorimer Cathy MacPhail Bobby Joe Maxwell (criminal) (???) Andrew MacGahan (66) Michael Murphy (criminal) (62) Rhys Oakley (rugby) Ivan Milat (44) Sir Richard Peto (cancer expert) Vicky Phelan Dr Bruce Reid (Essendon FC medical dr) Harry Reid Rob Rensenbrink Vil Mirzayanov (Sub for Simon Ricketts) Fernando Ricksen (76) Carl Rogberg Balbir Singh Jean-Louis Trintignant Robert Watts (Star Wars production) Dietrich Weise (respected German football manager) 15. drol Fatima Ali (89) John Andretti Le Duc Anh (20) Samula Anoa'i Syed Ashraful (Islam) ?? Gerard Basset (57) Kathleen Blanco (42) Barry Du Bois Ali Bongo Sub: Susan Bayh Leah Bracknell (64) OJ Brigance Beth Chapman (67) Jacques Chirac (32) Johnny Clegg (53) John "Cocksy" Cocks ??? Sidney Cooke Elvis Costello Christy Dignam Andrew Fairlie - Joker (2x63=126) Stuart Fraser (???) Pete Frates Alberto Fujimori Greg Gilbert Denis Goldberg Rev. Robert Graetz Anne Graham Lotz Richard Hadlee Gunther Von Hagens Bob Hawke (29) Bill Heine (45) John Hume Fred Holroyd Clive James (39) José José (48) Lee Kerslake Steffan Lewis (84) Sacheen Littlefeather Peter Lorimer Sub: Hussain Mohamed Ershad (30) John McCririck (40) Andrew McGahan (66) Stirling Moss Olivia Newton-John Kerri Parker Manohar Parrikar (55) Roman Reigns Sub: Ivan Milat (44) Fernando Ricksen (76) Luton Shelton Pat Smullen Sub: Sam Lloyd Bernard Tapie Sub: Randy Romero ?? Doddie Weir 16. Gooseberry Crumble Diana Athill (17) King of Bahrain Billy Bingham (football manager and player) Dickie Bird Lionel Blair Scotty Bowers Alan Stephenson Boyd (US Secretary of Transportation under President Johnson) Leah Bracknell (64) Dyan Cannon Diahann Carroll (35) Frederick B Dent (US Secretary of Commerce under President Nixon and Ford) Eileen Derbyshire Bob Dole Maureen Duffy Bob Falkenburg (US Tennis player) - Joker Benjamin B Ferencz (Nuremburg Prosecutor) Paul Flynn (35) Freddie Foreman Jill Gascoigne Bob Hawke (29) Barry Humphries (Dame Edna Everage) George "Johnny" Johnson (One of the Dambusters) Judith Kerr (23) Eddie Large June Lockhart Lorna Luft Imelda Marcos Dick McTaggart (Scottish Olympic boxer) Fiona MacTaggart (Former british MP) Olivia Newton John Muriel Pavlow (21) Pele Sally Jessy Raphael Maria Riva (actress and daughter of Marlene Dietrich) Ray Reardon John Savident Arthur Scargill Dennis Skinner Dean Stockwell Christos Sartzetakis (former Greek President) Roy Swetman (English test cricketer) Neville Trotter (Former British MP) Frankie Valli Monica Vitti Brian Walden Barbara Walters Raquel Welch Fay Weldon Betty White Herman Wouk (15) 17. Cpt Chorizo Fatima Ali (89) Samula Anoa'i John Andretti Gerard Basset (57) Gary Bigeni Sub: Suzanne Whang (62) Kathleen Blanco (42) Barry Du Bois Leah Bracknell (64) Tinto Brass Violetta Chamorro Beth Chapman (67) Johnny Clegg (53) Noel Conway Tim Conway (33) Alain Delon Bob Dole Andrew Fairlie (63) Pete Frates Bill Freehan Alberto Fujimori Greg Gilbert Steve Gleason Denis Goldberg Gabriele Grunewald (86) James "Kamala" Harris Bob Hawke (29) Daniel "6ix9ine" Hernandez Dewayne Johnson Terry Jones José José (48) Lee Kerslake Steffan Lewis (84) Sacheen Littlefeather John McCririck (40) Andrew McGahan - Joker (132) Pedro Morales (sub for .. I forgot) (42) Michael Murphy (killer) (62) Walter Mzembi Nobuhiko Obayashi Manohar Parrikar (55) Genesis P-Orridge Roman Reigns Sub: Ruth Morrissey Fernando Ricksen (76) Fred Rister Sub: Susan Bayh Larry "Abdullah the Butcher" Shreve Bernard Tapie Sub: Tom Long Stacy Title Jean-Louis Trintignant Doddie Weir Sub: Chris Doleman Mike Willesee (42) 18. Sir Creep George Alagiah Fatima Ali - JOKER (2x89=178) John Andretti Ginger Baker (39) Barbara Barrie Kathleen Blanco (42) Kate Bowler Sub: Holly Clegg (???) Ezra Castro (???) Johnny Clegg (53) Beth Chapman (67) Tim Conway (33) Paul Dewar ??? Christy Dignam John Dingell (26) Andrew Fairlie (63) Pete Frates Bill Freehan Jimmy 'G' (Gestapo) Donnie Galyon Ronnie Galyon Mark Howard Tom Jones Sub: Ivan Milat (44) Jim Kelly Lee Kerslake Lloyd Klein Sub: Randy Romero ?? Larry Langford (48) Gregg Leakes Sacheen Littlefeather Loretta Lynn Cathy MacPhail Andrew McGahan (66) Matt Millen Sub: Tom Long Olivia Newton-John Manohar Parrikar (55) Genesis P-Orridge Marsh Pratley Rep. Jean Price (???) Chris Rea Roman Reigns Jerry Remy Fernando Ricksen (76) Nanci Ryder Larry Shreve (Abdullah the Butcher) Julie Strain Bill Turnbull Sub: Slim 400 Tommy Thompson Marieke Vervoort (79) Barbara Walters Doddie Weir Mike Willesee (42) 19. Book George Alagiah John Andretti Ginger Baker (39) Kathleen Blanco (42) Leah Bracknell (64) Wolfgang Bosbach Beth Chapman (67) Bill Cosby Johnny Clegg (53) Tim Curry Christy Dignam Andrew Fairlie (63) Christiane F. (elscherinow) Blake Fielder-Civil Pete Frates Alberto Fujimori Gazzy "Lil Pump" Garcia Paul Gascoigne Sub: Randy Romero ?? Greg Gilbert Luke Halpin Valerie Harper (39) "Kamala" Harris Daniel "6ix9ine" Hernandez José José (48) Irrfan Khan Sub: Michael Sleggs (86) Lee Kerslake Niki Lauda (49) Diego "Lil Xan" Leanos - Joker Sacheen Littlefeather Tim Lobinger Shane MacGowan Andrew McGahan (66) Gerd Müller Linda Nolan Olivia Newton-John Jack Nicholson Sinead O'Connor Sub: Ivan Milat (44) William "Refridgerator" Perry Genesis P-Orridge Roman Reigns Sub: Tom Long Fernando Ricksen (76) Michael Schumacher Renaud Sechan Nobby Stiles Donald Sutherland Anna Thornton Sub: Lee Noble Bill Turnbull Marieke Vervoort (79) Danniella Westbrook Joanne Woodward 20. Clorox Bleachman Fatima Ali - JOKER (2x89=178) John Andretti Samula Anoa'i Gerard Basset (57) Kathleen Blanco (42) Kate Bornstein Violeta Chamorro Beth Chapman (67) Noel Conway Tim Conway (33) Jordan Dawes (100) Paul Darrow (41) Andrew Fairlie (63) Sir Alex Ferguson Pete Frates Leah Bracknell (sub for Gendle) (64) Greg Gilbert Denis Goldberg Julie Goodyear Valerie Harper (39) "Kamala" Harris Bob Hawke (29) Daniel "6ix9ine" Hernandez Clive James (39) Dewayne Johnson José José (48) Chief Keef Sub: Tom Long Lee Kerslake Niki Lauda (49) Diego "Lil Xan" Lienas Sub: Michael Sleggs (86) Meat Loaf Heather Locklear Sub: Susan Bayh Peter Lorimer Anne Graham-Lotz John McCririck (40) Andrew McGahan (66) Olivia Newton-John Sutopo Purwo Nugroho (69) Genesis P-Orridge Fernando Ricksen (76) Michael Robinson Nobby Stiles Bernard Tapie Sub: Johnny Clegg (53) Peter Tork (42) Jean-Louis Trintignant Thuy Thanh Truong Marieke Vervoort (79) Doddie Weir Sub: Suzanne Whang (62) Mike Willesee (42) Chris Wilson ??? 21. Joey Russ Fatima Ali - joker (2x89=178) John Andretti Samu Anoa’i Bruce Anstey Gerard Basset (57) Susan Bayh Sonali Bendre Sub: Chris Doleman Gary Bigeni Jeff Blackshear Sub: Chris Duncan (81) Kathleen Blanco (42) Leah Bracknell (64) Edmund Capon (40) Johnny Clegg (53) Tim Conway (33) Paul Cosford Christy Dignam Barry Du Bois Andrew Fairlie (63) Pete Frates Bill Freehan Beth Chapman (sub for Gendle) (67) Greg Gilbert Steve Gleason Jorie Graham Bob Hawke (29) Dewayne Johnson Lee Kerslake Andrew McGahan(66) Kevin McIntyre (60) Michael Murphy (62) Walter Mzembi Sub: Tom Long Sutopo Purwo Nugroho (69) Kerri Parker Vicky Phelan Genesis P-Orridge Fernando Ricksen (76) Fred Rister (61) Nanci Ryder Arash Sadeghi CJ Sansom Renaud Séchan Pat Smullen Jimmy Spicer ?? Nobby Stiles Damo Suzuki Bernard Tapie Sub: Lee Noble Jean-Louis Trintignant Doddie Weir Sub: Michael Sleggs (86) Mike Willesee (42) Chris Wilson (???) 22. Prophet George Alagiah - Joker John Andretti Le Duc Anh (20) Samu Anoa'i Ed Asner Diana Athill (17) Bob Baker Kathleen Blanco (42) Leah Bracknell Mel Brooks Jimmy Carter Violeta Chamorro Jacques Chirac (32) Tim Conway (33) Javier Perez de Cuellar Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Clint Eastwood Queen Elizabeth William Frankland Jill Gascoine Denis Goldberg Olivia de Havilland Bob Hawke (29) Clive James (39) Olivia Newton-John Terry Jones Tom Jones Irrfan Khan Jeanne Little Norman Lloyd Jean of Luxembourg (21) Vera Lynn Roberta McCain John McCririck (40) Andrew McGahan (66) Robert Mugabe (24) Yasuhiro Nakasone (18) Martin Peters James Randi Fernando Ricksen (76) Nobby Stills Ruthie Tompson Jean-Louis Trintignant Bill Turnbull Marieke Vervoort (79) Murray Walker Joanne Woodward Franco Zeffirelli (23) 23. John Key John Andretti Samula Anoa'I Bob Barker Sonali Bendre Benedikt XVI Kathleen Blanco (42) Leah Bracknell - JOKER (128) Anna Buydens Gay Byrne (34) Rosalynn Carter Jimmy Carter Beth Chapman (67) Beverly Cleary Johnny Clegg (53) Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Hugh Downs Le Duc Anh (20) Elizabeth II Bishop FAQuinn (---) Julie Gibson (13) Hal Holbrook Clive James (39) Katherine Johnson Jose Jose (48) Lee Kerslake Henry Kissenger Dilip Kumar Cloris Leachman Norman Lloyd Vera Lynn Roberta McCain John McCririck (40) Andrew McGahan (66) Stirling Moss Robert Mugabe (24) Olivia Newton-John Prince Philip Roman Reigns Carl Reiner Fernando Ricksen (76) Kevin Spacey Nobby Stiles Shivakumara Swami (7) Bill Turnbull Marieke Vervoort (79) Betty White Wendy Williams Herman Wouk (15) Olivia de Havilland 24. GraveDanger Emperor Akhito Bob Barker Pope Benedict XVI Leah Bracknell (64) June Brown Pierre Cardin Pearl Carr Jimmy Carter Rosalynn Carter Carol Channing (21) Thad Cochran (37) Olivia De Havilland Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Clint Eastwood Paul Flynn (British MP) (35) Pete Frates Alberto Fujimori Jill Gascoine Greg Gilbert Ruth Bader Ginsburg Julie Goodyear Jimmy Greaves Valerie Harper (39) Bob Hawke (29) Clive James (39) Ian St. John Terry Jones Jose Jose (48) Judith Kerr (23) Lee Kerslake Val Kilmer Angela Lansbury Vera Lynn Roberta McCain John McCririck (40) Hosni Mubarak Robert Mugabe (24) Olivia Newton-John Linda Nolan Javier Perez De Cuellar Prince Philip Chris Rea Fernando Ricksen - JOKER (2x76= 152) Prunella Scales John Paul Stevens (20) Kane Tanaka Bill Turnbull Desmond Tutu Betty White 25. Grim Up North George Alagiah John Andretti Bruce Anstey Sonali Bendre Sub: Lee Noble Kathleen Blanco (42) Barry Du Bois Shirley Boone (34) Leah Bracknell (64) Julie Brougham Beth Chapman (67) Johnny Clegg (53) Robbie Coltrane Tim Conway (33) Paul Dewar (???) Christy Dignam Tommy Donbavand (67) Andrew Fairlie (63) Ric Flair Pete Frates Greg Gilbert Denis Goldberg Gabriele Grunewald (86) Bill Heine (45) John Hume Clive James (39) Dewayne Johnson Lee Kerslake Irrfan Khan Sub: Ivan Milat (44) Eddie Large Steffan Lewis (84) Sacheen Littlefeather Peter Lorimer Lorna Luft Shane MacGowan John McCririck (40) Andrew McGahan (66) Ernie Moss Stirling Moss Olivia Newton-John Sub: Sutopo Purwo Nugroho (69) Ozzy Osbourne Genesis P-Orridge Roman Reigns Sub: Tom Long Fernando Ricksen - Joker Fred Rister (61) Pat Smullen Sub: Randy Romero ?? Nobby Stiles Peter Tork (42) Jean-Louis Trintignant Marieke Vervoort (79) Doddie Weir 26. Phantom of the Midway George Alagiah Sandy Alderson Sub: Tom Long Fatima Ali - JOKER (2x89=178) John Andretti Samu Anoa'i Ady Barkan Gerard Basset (57) Susan Bayh Sonali Bendre Sub: Lee Noble Gary Bigeni Kathleen Blanco (42) Pat Bowlen (44) Leah Bracknell (64) Johnny Clegg (53) Thad Cochran (37) John Cocks (???) Norm Coleman Tim Conway (33) Jordan Dawes (100) Barry du Bois Andrew Fairlie (63) Pete Frates Bill Freehan Jill Gascoine Greg Gilbert John Hume Katherine Jackson Terry Jones Frederick De Klerk Larry Langford (48) Karen Lewis Jason de Lisle Sub: Tommy Raudonikis Sacheen Littlefeather John McCririck (40) Andrew McGahan (66) Kevin McIntyre (60) Jessica Morris Michael Murphy (62) Sutopo Purwo Nugroho (69) Roisin Pelan Murray Perahia Genesis P-Orridge Roman Reigns Sub: Ivan Milat (44) Fernando Ricksen (76) Fred Rister (61) Nanci Ryder Pat Smullen Sub: Suzanne Whang (62) Nobby Stiles Jean-Louis Trintignant Chris Wilson (???) 27. Death Impends George Alagiah Fatima Ali (89) Samu Anoa'i John Andretti Bruce Anstey Sub: Tom Long Gerard Basset (57) Susan Bayh Kathleen Blanco (42) Barry Du Bois Kate Bowler Sub: Ruth Morrissey Leah Bracknell (64) Edmund Capon (40) Billy Clayton - JOKER (2x97) Johnny Clegg (53) Tim Conway (33) Christy Dignam Sub: Lee Noble Chris Doleman Natasha England Andrew Fairlie (63) Tim Fischer (ex Australian Deputy PM) (46) Pete Frates Jill Gascoine Greg Gilbert Steve Gleason Denis Goldberg Clive James (39) Dewayne Johnson Lee Kerslake Con De Lange (81) Helen Legh (74) Sacheen Littlefeather Bernice McCabe (52) John McCririck (40) Andrew McGahan (66) Michael Murphy (Anita Cobby killer) (62) Sutopo Purwo Nugroho (69) Vicky Phelan Genesis P-Orridge Fernando Ricksen (76) Michael Robinson Sub: Randy Romero ?? Nanci Ryder Ronald J. Shurer (Medal of Honor recipient) Jimmy Spicer (hip-hop pioneer) ?? Nobby Stiles Bernard Tapie Sub: Michael Sleggs (86) Stacy Title Jean-Louis Trintignant Suzanne Whang (comedian) (62) Mike Willesee (42) Rachel Zoll (AP journalist) 28. Fixed Business George Alagiah John Andretti Jason Becker Kodak Black Kathleen Blanco Wolfgang Bosbach Leah Bracknell - joker (128) Johnny Clegg (53) John "Cocksy" Cocks (???) Tim Conway (33) Noah Cyrus Christy Dignam Andy Fordham Stuart Fraser Gazzy "Lil Pump" Garcia Teri Garr Jill Gascoine Greg Gilbert Denis Goldberg Bryony Gordon (journalist/writer) Jimmy Greaves Valerie Harper (39) "Kamala" Harris Daniel "6ix9ine" Hernandez John Hume Kang Kew Ieh "Comrade Duch" Clive James (39) Lee Kerslake Val Kilmer Artie Lange Eddie Large Diego "Lil Xan" Leanos Steffan Lewis (84) John McCririck (40) Jimmy Osmond Tom Osmond "Little" Richard Perriman Genesis P-Orridge Fernando Ricksen (76) Kyle Sandilands Bart Starr (34) Nobby Stiles Bernard Tapie Otis Taylor Jean-Louis Trintignant Bill Turnbull Baron Waqa Doddie Weir Shaun Weiss (former disney star) Willie Wood (american football) 29. Pedro67 Le Duc Anh (20) George Alagiah Sub: Beji Caib Essebsi (26) Peter Allis Ronald Atkins Benedict XVI Frank Bough Norman Bowler Stan Bowles Sub: Johnny Clegg (53) Kirk Douglas Lady Myra Butter Anne Buydens Bobby Charlton Jackie Charlton Dr Granville Coggs (???) Billy Connolly Tim Conway (33) Anton Coppola Doris Day (22) Norman Dewis (20) Joseph Fritzl Alberto Fujimori Greg Gilbert Valery Giscard D’estaing Roy Hattersley Robin Herd (???) Clive James (39) Lee Kerslake - Joker - Agnes Kluckhenn (???) Cliff Lazarenko Gordon G Liddy Sub: Everton Weekes June Lockhart Shane MacGowan Dan McCafferty Sheila Mercier Olivia Newton-John Monty Norman Prince Philip Lesley Philipps Bill Pitman Christopher Plummer Fernando Ricksen (76) Michael Robinson Sub: Leah Bracknell (64) Maria Giuseppa Robucci (3) Major Mike Sadler Mary Stopes-Roe (27) Jean-Louis Trintignant Bill Turnbull Sub: Randy Romero ?? John Watson Betty White Herman Wouk (15) 30. DevonDeathTrip Fatima Ali - Joker (2x89=178) Samula Anoa'i Bruce Anstey Gerard Basset (57) Kathleen Blanco (42) Shirley Boone (34) Edmund Capon (40) Johnny Clegg (53) Norm Coleman Duane "Keefe D" Davis Tommy Donbavand (67) Amer Deghayes Andrew Fairlie (63) Julian Fiano Kate Figes Bruno Ganz (41) Ruth Bader Ginsburg Denis Goldberg Doyle Lee Hamm Bob Hawke (29) Dean Hoyle Sub: Lee Noble Garth Hudson (of The Band) Sub: Alex Trebek Clive James (39) Francis Jackson Katherine Jackson Lee Kerslake Chris Kirubi David Koch (40) Phil Lesh Sub: Randy Romero (??) Shane MacGowan Sub: Edwin Bramall (23) Bernice McCabe (52) John McCririck (40) Andrew McGahan (66) Giuseppe Morabito Rhys Oakley Jiro Ono Quentin Pongia (70) John Prine Sub: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (71) Harry Reid Fernado Ricksen 76 Michael Robinson Diane Rowe Prince Salman of Saudi-Arabia Eileen Sheridan (cyclist) Colin Skipp (39) Pat Smullen Antonio Tejero Peter Tork (42) Jean-Louis Trintignant Abu Yousef (terrorist associated with Amer Deghayes)