I was visited by a spirit last night for my good deeds. She granted me one wish.
I said, "I would like a motorway direct to New York from London, built on the sea, so I can easily visit my daughter any time"
She answered, "But son, the amount of concrete, the engineering, it's far too difficult, too much work. You must think of something else"
"Okay", I said, "I want you to predict Arsenal's next result"
She paused for a moment. "You want one lane or two on that motorway?"
Credit: Jimee (a spurs supporter), BTL on the Graun.