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'One is 93 for fuck's sake - one doesn't need this shit'.

Certified bad bitch Betty White appears in an promo for the kick-off of the 100th NFL season on September 5th. Still looking good. And as always, Bear doooown Chicago Beaaaars.

Sister's eldest's wife produced a son. I am indeed a Great Uncle. To Tomsk, Orinoco, Bungo et al add.....Arthur. At least Ford Prefect or Zaphod would have been funny...

14 days from when they released the statement is September the 10th but since the 27th only had about 1hr left they bumped it seems fair. So that would go to September 11th. I imagine the EFL finally found a small amount of tact and bumped it to the 12th not wanting bolton to go out of business on 9/11. It's the only reason I can can come up with as to why the 14 day extension is in actual fact 15/16 days. The other reason is they can't count but I'm sure that's not an issue and the people at the EFL are very smart and clever people , who go over even the most minor of details with a fine toothcomb.

Man, in Hollywood parlance, this shit just got real - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news Suspending parliament, then. Let's all have a quiet civilized little chat hereabouts over some imaginary tea and biscuits. Personally speaking I politely suggest it is a terrible idea!

Man, Carlisle's pass completion this season has been patchy and our conversion rate of chances is desperate too So, bring on Bolton's demise and we can play keepy uppies in front of amused supporters until next May!

Yeah, but she's living in the land of make believe...

A quote from the article linked - "That is the demand of a former spokesman for Mohamed Al-Fayed, whose playboy billionaire son Dodi died in a fiery crash alongside Diana, Princess of Wale, and driver Henri Paul on August 31, 1997, inside the Pont de l’Alma tunnel." For the youngsters amongst you - Google the original crash and post evidence below if you can spot the fire. After which you might want to look in an atlas and find Wale.

What with Prince Andrew the queen must be annoyed to become part of a de factor culture war in the uk.

This is massive. Logistically speaking it was going to happen.Boris wont get a no deal or deal through the commons and if he calls a general election without delivering Brexit the Tories are toast. Whichever way you look at it the country will be ungovernable for a generation.Whether we leave or remain about half the country will be incensed and if you go down the compromise soft Brexit route everyone will be incensed. Also you have both sides feeling democracy is dead .That is pretty dangerous and there isn't really a solution to that as all 3 outcomes will leave the country bitterly divided. There will almost certainly be a realignment of British politics in the coming years.

Graham Onions Allan Lamb Clive Rice All from cricketing world - would go nicely in a Tim Curry.

Birmingham rapper 'Mist' was shot and injured during a robbery, the robber never mist https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/rapper-mist-shot-out-hospital-19019680

Oops Bank Holiday caught me out with last night's games. Wednesday 28th August 2019 (7 Games - Maximum Points: 21) 0/1/3 - Burnley v Sunderland (19:45) [LC] 2-1 0/1/3 - Lincoln City v Everton (19:45) [LC] 1-3 0/1/3 - Newcastle Utd v Leicester City (19:45) [LC] 0-2 0/1/3 - Rotherham Utd v Sheffield Wednesday (19:45) [LC] 1-1 0/1/3 - AFC Bournemouth v Forest Green Rovers (19:45) [LC] 3-0 0/1/3 - Queens Park Rangers v Portsmouth (19:45) [LC] 2-1 0/1/3 - Swansea City v Cambridge Utd (19:45) [LC] 2-0 Friday 30th August 2019 (1 Game - Maximum Points: 3) 0/1/3 - Cardiff City v Fulham (19:45) [CH] 1-1

My favourite name Danbert Nobacon of Chubawamba. Famously chucked a ice bucket of water over John Prescott,at the BRITS in 1998.

A timely reminder that Sir Bernard Ingham (87 and nailed on obitable) remains very pickable - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Ingham

Having read her autobiography you can see why she is on the list. The amount of recent health issues is long and she is at a high risk for another stroke or sudden cardiac failure,

Idgaf mate ;). It's a lot of work for you, whatever's easiest.

It was literally within 5 seconds lol maybe less. (I guess within covers maybe less )

Jay, Eurovision =/= Europe no matter what the psychological scars. Still, you've made your mind up.

Prove it.

Well.... we were waiting for Ted Knight today in 1986.

*have

When you've got a partly used carton of cream or yoghurt in the fridge and you can't remember when you bought it. So you look for a use-by date and there isn't one. Because the morons put it on the peel-off lid which everyone throws away when it's opened.

No word from her team - a Private Cancer.