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I don't really have anything to add that hasn't already been said, but I'm impressed at how the DL servers are holding up so far

Just in case The Queen is reading this in her final moments I'd just like to share with you all a funny family moment that we shared with Her Majesty. We went on a trip to London and were outside Buckingham Palace sightseeing when the big black gates opened and a car drove towards us and through the gates - we were the only people around, no crowds just the 5 of us. As we casually looked in the back of the car there was The Queen herself looking out. My wife's face was one of excited bemusement and she started waving frantically - she must have looked comical because we all saw The Queen look at her and then uncontrollably chuckle to herself as if 'who the fuck else did they think would be coming out of Buck Pal in a big Daimler'. She then gave her a little wave back. This will always be a favourite memory of a moment we shared with The Queen and how we will always think of her. May your final moments be peaceful and thank you for being such a wonderful sovereign for our country.

She can't leave yet, this thread hasn't reached 200 pages.

Even I don't believe in that shit.

I blame Truss.

Unexpected source calls it first.

God save the Queen! I really hope this isn't the end

Up there with Sandy walking out of Big Brother 3, definitely.

Stop being a prick.

I'm not sure Charles is ready yet.

Crem if it's revealed she had cancer:

Whatever happens... Can you please put Vladimir Putin in the top spot for next year, even if I have to arrange the "outcome" myself!

Grim = jews Up = did North = 9/11 I knew it!

One possibility is that she gets better. Just because you are close doesn't mean that you cannot recover for a few more months or even years.

« Another one bites the dust », Queen

On this subject, if she dies and her cause of death turns out to be pancreatic cancer, I will send Crem 5lbs of coffee; and that is not a Sir Bellend promise, I actually will.

Christ, imagine the obits read "after a long battle with cancer". Punchline of the century for Crem in that case. (Already focus grouped this joke on @Death Impends and nicked her punchline tbh)

Give it a couple of hours...

I am pretty sure she won't. The abdication of the Nazi in 1936 she blames for the swift death of her dad. She'll lose the throne through death alone. As will then Charles.

Sounds fine on BBC1 apprently…..

The big question on our minds now is..... Will she last another 47 pages?

Liz Truss telling the Queen theres only room for one Liz at the top of the British establishment.

I'm glad that she lived long enough to tell BoJo "One must fuck off, you know".

Give it a few hours! Dickie Arbiter dragged out of the mothballs for BBC audio interview.

New album, still in good shape, it seems, and quite self-depreciating: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/sep/08/ozzy-osbourne-patient-number-9-review-immortal-king-of-heavy-metal-cheats-death-again