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Apparently Harry didn't kill 25 Taliban all he did was capture them. But he sat them down and told him about how unfortunate life he had and how he longs for privacy and after 5 hours they shot themselves.

Aye, the gift that keeps on giving memes

I would think his obituary has already been written

Worth noting as surely the Australian press (and Australian cricket) calling her the oldest living test cricketer (till now) is the proof doubting Wiki editors need that Thelma McKenzie is in fact very dead?

Shige Mineshiba finally dead at 113.

I believe it was this Mike Davis.

I imagine it went more or less this way: "Dear leader, Ri Yong-ho is asking to see you" "That cunt, why didn't we have him executed ten years ago? Execute him now!" "But... actually...dear leader...." "Actually what?" "Do you want him to be executed by antiaircraft gun or be or mauled by dogs?"

*nods*

"The dick-freezing wicked stepmother"

The kid is apparently 13 year old Richard Jones of Wales, being honoured for his fundraising. Getty images also makes Baker Baxter.

Shige Mineshiba is an unique hit for @arghton CONGRATULATIONS!!!

The man is just a tool, but the memes are amusing so it’s worth it. People are mainly laughing at him.

Wait, this cunt actually puts his brother William on blast for his "alarming" baldness and lack of resemblance anymore to their mother? Uh, fuckface, you have thinning hair yourself. He really is just saying shit to sell books. He's a twat of the highest order. I mean, sure, I don't think William has that youthful cuteness anymore (I say this as a gay dude), but you're his brother, so why is this even relevant to him, other than to just be vindictive in a book? As I said before, fuck him.

Might it be worth starting a poll on the last survivor of the 2023 DL? If this post gets 3 or more likes, I can set one up.

Ron Harbertson was a guest at a football game just a few months ago. Definitely alive. https://www.weareimps.com/news/2022/october/fpa-guests-v-charlton/

57 The Pretenders — Brass in Pocket 47 Blondie — Call Me +1 46 Blondie — Atomic 45 Soft Cell — Tainted Love +1 39 David Bowie — Ashes to Ashes 35 The Police — Don't Stand So Close to Me +1 27 ABBA — The Winner Takes It All 27 The Specials — Ghost Town 23 The Jam — Going Underground / Dreams of Children -6 19 The Specials — Too Much Too Young 18 The Police — Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic 18 The Human League — Don't You Want Me +1 11 Adam & the Ants — Stand and Deliver

Rowan Atkinson is 68.

I think that the list can actually top last year's list, the selection of candidates is not fundamentally bad or wrong. There are the usual suspects who stay on the list until they die (Kissinger, Barker, van Dyke, Greenspan etc) which is ok. There are good returnees (Woodward, Musharraf, Nolan, Turner) and good newcomers (Wagner, Harris, Sakamoto, Taylor). My problem with the list is quite simply that it's a little boring. The top 10 is almost static, there are hardly any big jumps or deep falls. Dick van Dyck could have dropped dramatically from 1 to 30 and would still have stayed on the list. There could have been a new entry or a re-entry to first place. The top 10 consists only of men; the first woman only comes in 15th place! Where are the younger but really very sick candidates like Vialli, Whale or Irwin? It makes no sense to exclude such candidates, after all, the DL also wants to collect points and break their own records. As you can see, things went really well this year... The whole list looks like it was put together by the so-called "white old men", with no desire for change or effort. And it probably was. It would be nice if something could change here in the future, so that both the selection of candidates and their placement are a bit more diverse, open and up-to-date.

Yes. Miterrand was one of totally 7 hits in 1996.

Who does he think he is? Meinhardt Raabe?