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Joe Biden arrives in Ireland today, so I would assume that Jimmy is (presumed to be) safe at least for the next days: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2023/apr/11/joe-biden-northern-ireland-ireland-rishi-sunak-conservatives-uk-politics-latest

As I'm not running any pools next year (I've earned the rest I feel, plus it'll give me more free time to be really bad at Slay the Spire), I might run a Crowdsourced Wrestler Deathlist. I think we have enough learn'd fans of the graps here to make that worthwhile.

36 B*witched – C'est la Vie 35 Manic Street Preachers — If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next 35 Fatboy Slim – Praise You 35 Cornershop — Brimful Of Asha 35 ATB —9P.M. (Till I come) 35 The Tamperer ft. Maya – Feel It 34 Run DMC Vs. Jason Nevins – It´s Like That 34 Shanks & Bigfoot – Sweet Like Chocolate 33 Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way 30 All Saints – Never Ever 28 Britney Spears – Baby One More Time 28 All Saints – Bootie Call 27 Spice Girls – Viva Forever 26 S Club 7 – Bring It All Back 26 Christina Aguilera – Genie In A Bottle 26 Wamdue Project – King Of My Castle 26 Armand Van Helden ft. Duane Harden – U Don´t Know Me 23 B*Witched – Rollercoaster 23 Billie – Because We Want To 22 Madonna – Frozen  22 Celine Dion — My Heart Will Go On 21 Ricky Martin – Livin´ La Vida Loca 21 Usher – You Make Me Wanna... 21 Five – Keep On Movin´ 21 Aqua – Dr. Jones 21 Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee) 21 Mr. Oizo – Flat Beat  20 Boyzone – All That I Need 20 Boyzone – No Matter What 20 B*Witched – To You I Belong 20 Steps – Heartbeat / Tragedy 20 B*Witched – Blame It On The Weatherman 20 Ronan Keating – When You Say Nothing At All 19 Jamiroquai – Deeper Underground 19 Geri Halliwell – Lift Me Up 18 Billie – Girlfriend 18 All Saints – Under The Bridge / Lady Marmalade 17 Aqua – Turn Back Time 16 Offspring – Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) 15 Blondie – Maria 14 911 – A Little Bit More 13 Robbie Williams — Millennium 12 Cher — Believe +4 11 Another Level — Freak Me 10 Lenny Kravitz – Fly Away 10 Robbie Williams – She´s The One / It's Only Us 10 Vengaboys – We're Going to Ibiza -3 10 Geri Halliwell – Mi Chico Latino -3 Biggest selling single of 1998 and hanging on by her fingernails you philistines. I'll die on this rock (very soon it seems). And Doctor Jones is a better Aqua song than Turn Back Time? Really?

Al Jaffee is a hit for @The Unknown Man, @theoldlady, @GuyFromFuture, @Death Impends, @Funeralopolis, @The Daredevil and @Thatcher CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Yeah, I saw that and figured it's The Guardian so she did actually answer the questions. Then again, David Crosby (oft fingered hereabouts as a dodgy pick) was happily unleashing his drol humour on social media, rehearsing his band ahead of some gigs, and then he went for a nap. He was younger than Tina Turner

See the pre-coronation merch table is already groaning with delights:

I will piggyback along with BP's hit named above and add a shout for Ben Ferencs' death (April 7) to be added to both our scores. Hey, nice choices, BP! -WF

Superstar Billy Graham from his hospital bed, today. Continues to apparently suffer from heart failure, covid, deafness, an ear infection, a skull infection, kidney failure and ninja attacks but remember to send that money to his Go Fund Me so God can cure him again...

The next James Bond film will see 007 transition from a man to a woman. Cocktopussy

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert.

36 B*witched – C'est la Vie 36 The Tamperer ft. Maya – Feel It 35 Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next 35 Fatboy Slim – Praise You 35 Cornershop – Brimful Of Asha 35 ATB – 9P.M. (Till I come) 34 Run DMC Vs. Jason Nevins – It´s Like That 34 Shanks & Bigfoot – Sweet Like Chocolate 33 Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way 30 All Saints – Never Ever 28 Britney Spears – Baby One More Time 28 All Saints – Bootie Call 28 Armand Van Helden ft. Duane Harden – U Don´t Know Me +2 27 Christina Aguilera – Genie In A Bottle 27 Spice Girls – Viva Forever 26 S Club 7 – Bring It All Back 26 Wamdue Project – King Of My Castle 24 Billie – Because We Want To 23 B*Witched – Rollercoaster 22 Celine Dion – My Heart Will Go On 21 Usher – You Make Me Wanna... 21 Five – Keep On Movin´ 21 Aqua – Dr. Jones 21 Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee) 21 Mr. Oizo – Flat Beat 20 Boyzone – All That I Need 20 Madonna – Frozen 20 B*Witched – To You I Belong 20 Steps – Heartbeat / Tragedy 20 B*Witched – Blame It On The Weatherman 20 Ronan Keating – When You Say Nothing At All 19 Jamiroquai – Deeper Underground 19 Geri Halliwell – Lift Me Up 19 Billie – Girlfriend 18 All Saints – Under The Bridge / Lady Marmalade 17 Aqua – Turn Back Time 17 Ricky Martin – Livin´ La Vida Loca 16 Offspring – Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) 15 Blondie – Maria 14 911 – A Little Bit More 14 Cher – Believe +2 14 Boyzone – No Matter What -6 13 Robbie Williams – Millennium 11 Another Level – Freak Me 10 Lenny Kravitz – Fly Away 10 Robbie Williams – She´s The One / It's Only Us 10 Vengaboys – We're Going to Ibiza 10 Geri Halliwell – Mi Chico Latino

Mandy Moore is 39.

35 ATB – 9 P.M. (Till I Come) 35 Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next 34 All Saints – Never Ever 34 Fatboy Slim – Praise You 31 Run DMC Vs. Jason Nevins – It´s Like That 30 B*witched - C'est la Vie 30 The Tamperer ft. Maya – Feel It 29 Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way 29 Cornershop – Brimful Of Asha 28 Shanks & Bigfoot – Sweet Like Chocolate 28 Spice Girls – Viva Forever 26 Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee) 25 Christina Aguilera – Genie In A Bottle 24 Celine Dion — My Heart will go on 24 S Club 7 – Bring It All Back 24 All Saints – Bootie Call 24 Britney Spears – Baby One More Time 24 Wamdue Project – King Of My Castle 23 Blondie - Maria +4 23 B*Witched – Rollercoaster 22 Aqua — Turn back time 21 Billie – Because We Want To 21 Usher – You Make Me Wanna... 21 Armand Van Helden ft. Duane Harden – You Don´t Know M 20 Aqua – Dr. Jones 20 Boyzone – All That I Need 20 Boyzone – No Matter What 20 B*Witched – To You I Belong 20 Steps – Heartbeat / Tragedy 20 911 – A Little Bit More 20 B*Witched – Blame It On The Weatherman 20 Ronan Keating – When You Say Nothing At All 20 Five – Keep On Movin´ 20 Geri Halliwell – Lift Me Up 20 Madonna – Frozen 20 Chef – Chocolate Salty Balls 19 Geri Halliwell – Mi Chico Latino 19 Boyzone – You Needed Me 18 Billie – Girlfriend 18 All Saints – Under The Bridge / Lady Marmalade 18 Offspring – Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) 17 Jamiroquai - Deeper Underground 17 Mr. Oizo – Flat Beat 17 Another Level – Freak Me 17 Ricky Martin – Livin´ La Vida Loca 16 Robbie Williams – Millennium 14 Martine McCutcheon – Perfect Moment 14 Spice Girls – Goodbye 13 Vengaboys - We're Going to Ibiza 12 Lenny Kravitz – Fly Away 10 Cher – Believe 10 Robbie Williams – She´s The One / It's Only Us 09 Mel B. ft. Missy Elliott – I Want You Back 04 Westlife – If I let you go -6

Nah, nobody's interested in the crap you post.

Disney would put one out even if they found out from TMZ. Bambi is too important to them as a legacy film to not.

I didn't know it and wasn't struck on first listen, but thought it worth coming back to. It's not outstanding but it's a grower, and I really dislike most of what's left.

77 No Doubt – Don’t Speak 43 Spice Girls – Wannabe 42 Olive – You’re Not Alone 38 White Town – Your Woman 37 The Verve – The Drugs Don’t Work 37 The Prodigy – Firestarter 35 Deep Blue Something – Breakfast at Tiffany's 33 Aqua – Barbie Girl 31 Mark Morrison – Return of the Mack +4 29 The Fugees – Killing Me Softly 28 Various Artists – Perfect Day 21 Gina G – Ooh Aah... Just a Little Bit 21 Oasis – Don’t Look Back In Anger 19 Blur – Beetlebum 16 Spice Girls – Say You'll Be There 08 Will Smith – Men in Black -6 08 The Fugees – Ready Or Not 07 Babylon Zoo – Spaceman

61 No Doubt – Don’t Speak 42 Olive – You’re not alone 39 The Prodigy – Firestarter 38 Spice Girls – Wannabe 38 Aqua – Barbie Girl 36 Mark Morrison – Return of The Mack 35 White Town – Your Woman 33 Deep Blue Something – Breakfast At Tiffany's 33 The Verve – The Drugs Don´t Work 32 Various artists – Perfect day 31 Will Smith – Men in Black 29 The Fugees – Killing Me Softly 26 Oasis – Don’t Look Back In Anger +4 26 Blur — Beetlebum 23 Spice Girls – Say You'll Be There -3 22 Gina G – Ooh Aah … Just A Little Bit 21 Babylon Zoo – Spaceman 21 Spice Girls – 2 Become 1 21 Spice Girls – Mama / Who Do You Think You Are -3 20 Spice Girls – Spice Up Your Life 20 The Chemical Brothers – Block Rockin´ Beats 17 The Chemical Brothers – Setting Sun 15 The Fugees – Ready Or Not 14 L L Cool J – Ain´t Nobody 12 George Michael – Fastlove 9 Tori Amos ft. Armand van Helden – Professional Widow (It’s Got To Be Big) 8 Eternal & BeBe Winans – I Wanna Be The Only One 8 Spice Girls – Too Much

If Biden and former presidents want to break Carter’s longest post presidency record, it will take much time : Clinton would have to live until at least 28 march 2043, he would be 96 years old Bush to live 28 march 2051, 104 years Obama to 28 march 2059, 97 years Trump to 28 march 2063, 116 years (breaking Jiroemon Kimura’s record of longest lived male !) Biden to 28 march 2067, 124 years (breaking Jeanne Calment’s record !)

58 No Doubt – Don’t Speak +4 36 The Prodigy – Firestarter 36 Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffany's 35 Oasis – Don’t Look Back in anger 34 Olive – You’re Not Alone 32 White Town – Your Woman 31 Spice Girls – 2 Become 1 31 Spice Girls – Wannabe 30 Mark Morrison – Return of The Mack 29 The Fugees – Killing Me Softly 27 Blur – Beetlebum 27 Will Smith – Men in Black 25 Aqua – Barbie Girl 24 Spice Girls – Mama / Who Do You Think You Are 24 Various Artists – Perfect Day 23 Gina G – Ooh Aah … Just a little bit 23 The Prodigy – Breathe 23 The Verve – The Drugs Don´t Work 22 Spice Girls – Say You'll Be There 22 Spice Girls – Spice Up Your Life 21 Babylon Zoo – Spaceman 21 The Fugees – Ready Or Not 20 George Michael – Fastlove 20 The Chemical Brothers – Setting Sun 20 L L Cool J – Ain´t Nobody 20 The Chemical Brothers – Block Rockin´ Beats 20 Eternal & BeBe Winans – I Wanna Be The Only One 17 Michael Jackson – Blood On The Dancefloor 16 Spice Girls – Too Much 14 Gary Barlow – Love Won´t Wait 12 Tori Amos ft. Armand van Helden – Professional Widow (It’s Got To Be Big) 11 Gary Barlow – Forever Love 00 Oasis – D´you Know What I Mean -6 Nope.

41 No Doubt – Don’t Speak +1 32 The Prodigy – Firestarter 32 Oasis – Don´t Look Back In Anger 30 Deep Blue Something – Breakfast At Tiffany´s 30 White Town – Your Woman 29 Spice Girls – Wannabe +1 28 Olive – You´re Not Alone 27 Spice Girls – 2 Become 1 25 Blur – Beetlebum 25 The Fugees – Killing Me Softly 24 Various Artists – Perfect Day 24 Mark Morrison – Return Of The Mack 23 The Verve – The Drugs Don´t Work 22 Spice Girls – Say You'll Be There 22 Will Smith – Men In Black +1 21 Babylon Zoo – Spaceman 21 Spice Girls – Spice Up Your Life 21 George Michael – Fastlove 21 The Fugees – Ready Or Not 21 Tori Amos ft. Armand van Helden – Professional Widow (It's Got To Be Big) 21 Aqua – Barbie Girl +1 20 The Prodigy – Breathe 20 Gary Barlow – Forever Love 20 The Chemical Brothers – Setting Sun 20 L L Cool J – Ain´t Nobody 20 Spice Girls – Mama / Who Do You Think You Are 20 The Chemical Brothers – Block Rockin´ Beats 20 Gary Barlow – Love Won´t Wait 20 Eternal & BeBe Winans – I Wanna Be The Only One 20 Spice Girls – Too Much 19 Gina G. – Ooh Aah ... Just A Little Bit 17 Michael Jackson – Blood On The Dancefloor 17 Boyzone – A Different Beat 15 R. Kelly – I Believe I Can Fly -4 14 Baddiel, Skinner & Lightning Seeds – Three Lions 13 Teletubbies – Teletubbies Say `Eh-Oh!´ -2 12 U2 – Discothèque 11 Oasis – D´you Know What I Mean 08 Peter André – I Feel You 08 Take That – How Deep Is Your Love 08 Puff Daddy ft. Faith Evans & 112 – I'll Be Missing You 08 Boyzone – Words 08 Peter André – Flava

Meanwhile, news from the - seemingly thriving - genital nullification subculture, or 'Nullo' for short Man 'filmed himself castrating other men' so they could appear on his 'eunuch maker' website as 'secret society' face trial .

Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know he doesn't have a lot of "enemies" in the Vatican anymore. Seems like a lot of them have died during the last few years. There's the US assholes Raymond Burke and Timothy Broglio, Walter Brandmüller who is 94, maybe Gerhard Ludwig Müller and Francis Arinze. Juan Sandoval Íñiguez is another hardliner but seems to be quite ill. Who else?

What animal has 5 legs? A pitbull returning from a playground

Well......you see, there's you, and then I do ALL the other posts.