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How the fuck does Crem spend 20 hours a day on this site and yet still not submit a team?

Cannot wait for that Clive Myrie interview with Jacob Rees-Mogg on election night. Your Name? Jacob Rees-Mogg. Occupation? Member of Parliament. No, try again.

Round 2: AltObitsGuy vs theoldlady 1 Frank Caprio 1 Jimmy Carter — Joker 2 Sven-Goran Eriksson 2 David Irving 3 Joe Flaherty 3 Craig Maxwell 4 Jimmy Carter 4 Sven-Olav Sållstrom 5 Sudarshan Maharaj 5 Frank Caprio 6 Kristoffer Olsson 6 Noam Chomsky 7 Esther Rantzen 7 Cesar Luis Menotti 8 David H. Rosen 8 Esther Rantzen 9 Sean Wallace - joker 9 Steve “Mongo” McMichael 10 Dylan Willows 10 Michael Tilson Thomas 11 Jamal Yunos 11 Denis Law Sub: Sub: 1 1 Sonny Rollins 2 Steve McMichael 2 Nigel Starmer-Smith 3 3 Sly Stone Perhaps vs The Killing Time 1 Steve McMichael 1 Alexander Mitta 2 Kaiti Grey (joker) 2 Black Bart Harris 3 Susana Baca 3 Ethel Caterham 4 Mahathir Mohamad 4 Ivan Krasko 5 Terry Jon Martin 5 Isabella Dryden 6 Jimmy Carter 6 Jamal Yunos 7 Joe Flaherty 7 Jean Marie Le Pen 8 Nigel Starmer-Smith 8 Jimmy Carter (joker) 9 Dylan Willows (Aus radio host) 9 Jiřina Bohdalová 10 Kristoffer Olsson 10 Marianne Bernadotte 11 J. R. P. Suriyapperuma 11 Nigel Starmer Smith Sub: Sub: 1 Thomas P. Stafford 1 Lloyd Geering 2 Charlie Bird 2 Queen Ratna 3 Harald V 3 Willie Mays Spade_Cooley vs GuyFromFuture 1 Joe Flaherty (captain) 1 Alice Munro 2 Eric Dornfield 2 Brenda Milner 3 Robert Mailman 3 Vidya Stokes 4 Dylan Willows 4 Eleanor Collins 5 5 Frank Caprio 6 Kristoffer Olsson 6 Jamal Yunos 7 Susana Baca 7 Jimmy Carter 8 Sujata Azim 8 Richard Rohmer---joker 9 David Irving 9 Selim Hoss 10 Steve McMichael 10 Sonja de Lennart 11 Johnny Hardwick 11 Wayne Eddy Sub: Sub: 1 Chuwit Kamolvisit 1 2 Jimmy Carter 2 Silvia Pinal 3 3 Terry Jon Martin Hell vs Famous6eva 1 Sven-Göran Eriksson 1 Du Daozheng 2 Steve McCoy - joker 2 Eleonora Giorgi 3 Wayne Eddy 3 Elisabeth Ohlson Wallin 4 Jamal Yunos 4 Jamal Yunos 5 Terry Jon Martin 5 Jimmy Carter 6 Jimmy Carter 6 Graham Caveney 7 Yaakov Moshe Hillel 7 Maria Branyas Morero 8 Susana Baca 8 Raphaël Géminiani 9 Steve McMichael 9 Selma van de Perre 10 Vittorio Cecchi Gori 10 Stenio Garcia 11 Sujata 11 Steve McCoy (joker) Sub: Sub: 1 Sven-Göran Eriksson 1 Graham Caveney 2 James Whale 2 Erik Jensen 3 Charlie Bird 3 Noam Chomsky Grim Up North vs Death By Arsenic 1 Michelle Harrison (Joker) 1 Wayne Eddy (joker) 2 Kristoffer Olsson 2 Antero Laukkanen 3 Jimmy Carter 3 Gaositwe Chiepe 4 David Elmore Smith 4 Geneviève Callerot 5 Steve Mongo McMichael 5 Jamal Yunos 6 Sean Wallace 6 Jimmy Carter 7 Jamal Yunos 7 Juhani Palmu 8 Wayne Eddy 8 Madeleine Riffaud 9 Juhani Palmu 9 Philippe de Gaulle 10 Frank Caprio 10 Rachid Mekhloufi 11 Mike Sertich 11 Zoya Boguslavskaya Sub: Sub: 1 Frank Field 1 Brenda Milner 2 Michael Tilson Thomas 2 James D. Watson 3 Linda Nolan 3 Chuck Grassley Cpt. Chorizo vs arghton 1 Frank Field 1 Manolis Mavrommatis (Joker) 2 Fred Lorenzen 2 Sheikh Salem Al-Ali Al-Sabah 3 Jamal Yunos 3 Jimmy Carter 4 Jimmy Carter (joker) 4 Yaakov Moshe Hillel 5 Juhani Palmu 5 Tin Oo 6 Lucia Alves 6 Frank Field 7 Muazzez İlmiye Çığ 7 Daniel Bisogno 8 Shigeo Nagashima 8 Len Garry 9 Steve McCoy 9 Susana Baca 10 Terry Jon Martin 10 Kristoffer Olsson 11 Wayne Eddy 11 Guy Warren Sub: Sub: 1 Zhang Lixiong 1 2 Zbigniew Ziobro 2 Steve McMichael 3 Tinto Brass 3 Tadeusz Kondrusiewicz wannamaker vs Wormfarmer 1 Yaw Sarpong - joker 1 juan vicente perez mora 2 David Irving 2 john cruickshank 3 Jimmy Carter 3 marita camacho quiros 4 Joe Flaherty 4 james c. flowers (Tuskegee) 5 Len Garry 5 kathy brown (singer) 6 Terry Jon Martin 6 wayne eddy 7 Kristoffer Olsson 7 jimmy carter (joker) 8 Wayne Eddy (KYMN) 8 sven-goran eriksson 9 Asaram Bapu 9 frank caprio 10 I-Ho Pomeroy 10 shannen doherty 11 KK Kabobo 11 esther rantzen Sub: Sub: 1 Chuwit Kamolvisit 1 2 Asad Ali Toor 2 noam chomsky 3 3 ethel caterham MariNisia vs JoeMoneypenny 1 Noam Chomsky 1 Agnes Keleti 2 Jamal Yunos 2 Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee 3 Jimmy Carter 3 Lois Smith 4 Joanne Woodward 4 Estelito Mendoza 5 Richard "Black Bart" Harris 5 Jamal Yunos - joker 6 Kristoffer Olsson 6 Jimmy Carter 7 Manuel Ruiz de Lopera (joker) 7 Maria da Conceição Tavares 8 Steve "Mongo" McMichael 8 Robert Kuok 9 Susana Baca 9 Rebecca Pan 10 Tom Stafford 10 Princess Mikasa 11 Wayne Eddy 11 Zhang Lixiong Sub: Sub: 1 1 Frank Field 2 Alexander Mitta 2 Stenio Garcia 3 3 Banana vs Mortal Caso 1 Andrea Marshall 1 Jimmy Carter 2 DJ Isaac Cool (joker) 2 Terry Jon Martin 3 I-Ho Pomeroy 3 Juhani Palmu *Joker* 4 Eric Dornfeld 4 Kristoffer Olsson 5 Kristoffer Olsson 5 Steve McMichael 6 Johnny Hardwick 6 Frank Caprio 7 Joe Flaherty 7 Antero Laukkanen 8 Jimmy Carter 8 Judy Loe 9 Javier Batiz 9 Joseph Fritzl 10 Sven-Goran Eriksson 10 Richard Scolyer 11 Mike Gunther 11 Maria Branyas Morero Sub: Sub: 1 Steve McMichael 1 2 Sean Wallace 2 Jamal Yunos 3 3 Annami vs sideik 1 Jimmy Carter (joker) 1 2 Steve ”Mongo” McMichael 2 3 Frank Caprio 3 4 James Whale 4 5 Rob Burrow 5 6 Noam Chomsky 6 7 Frank Field 7 8 Shannen Doherty 8 9 Josip Manolic 9 10 Esther Rantzen 10 11 Joanne Woodward 11 Sub: Sub: 1 Maria Branyas 1 2 Linda Nolan 2 3 June Spencer 3 deadsox vs CalebH 1 Jimmy Carter (Joker) 1 Antonia Fraser 2 Dikembe Mutombo 2 Biljana Plavšić 3 Wayne Eddy 3 György Kurtág 4 Maria Branyas 4 Ion Iliescu 5 Steve McCoy 5 Jimmy Carter (joker) 6 Terry John Martin 6 Joaquin Orellana 7 Sean Wallace 7 Marthe Cohn 8 Juan Vicente Perez Mora 8 Noam Chomsky 9 Ethel Caterham 9 Rob Burrow 10 Steve McMichael 10 Sven-Olof Sallstrom 11 Tomiko Itooka 11 Wayne Eddy Sub: Sub: 1 1 Craig Maxwell 2 Esther Rantzen 2 Ethel Catheram 3 Frank Caprio 3 Muazzez İlmiye Çığ msc vs Therewillbedeaths7 1 Jimmy Carter (joker) 1 Sven-Goran Eriksson (Joker) 2 Simon Cowell SOS 2 Jimmy Carter 3 Michael Tilson Thomas 3 Noam Chomsky 4 Frank Caprio 4 Juhani Palmu 5 Sean Wallace 5 Mahathir Mohamad 6 Nigel Starmer Smith 6 Stênio Garcia 7 Juhani Palmu 7 Estanislao Esteban Karlic 8 JRP Suriyapperuma 8 Harald V of Norway 9 Nancy Valverde 9 Kristoffer Olsson (football) 10 Josip Manolic 10 Jim Lovell 11 Thomas Stafford 11 Charlie Bird Sub: Sub: 1 Craig Maxwell 1 Daniel J. Evans 2 Charlie Bird 2 Rob Burrow 3 Roberta Flack 3 Pope Francis DevonDeathTrip vs justonecornetto 1 Paul Harrell (joker) 1 Barbara Barrie (Joker) 2 Frank Caprio 2 Barbara Leigh-Hunt 3 Krisstoffer Olson 3 Barbara Rush 4 Jimmy Carter 4 Barbara Babcock 5 I Ho Pomeroy 5 Barbara Bain 6 Wayne Eddy 6 Barbara Clegg 7 K K Kabobo 7 Paul Auster 8 Josip Manolic 8 Paul Dooley 9 Joe Flaherty 9 Paul Willson 10 Yahya Sinwar 10 Paul Vachon Sub: Paul Spencer 11 David Irving 11 Paul Di'Anno Sub: Sub: 1 1 2 2 3 3 Sir Creep vs diego 1 Wayne Eddy 1 Rob Burrow 2 Alberth Elis 2 Ethel Kennedy 3 Noddy Holder 3 Sandy Gall 4 Josep Manolić 4 Joanne Woodward 5 Terry Jon Martin 5 Steve Mcmichael (Joker) 6 Steve McMichael (Joker) 6 Kristoffer Olsson 7 Mahathir Mohamed 7 Jimmy Carter 8 Kristoffer Olsson 8 Shannen Doherty 9 Frank Caprio 9 Erik Jensen 10 Sven-Olof Sallstrom 10 Dario G 11 Jamal Yunos 11 Sven Goran Eriksson Sub: Sub: 1 1 Yvonne Choquet-Bruhat 2 2 Alexandre do Nascimento 3 3 Esther Rantzen An Fear Beag vs max bossetti 1 Wayne Eddy (Joker) 1 Paul Harrell (joker) 2 Fred Manrique (Baseball) 2 Sean Wallace 3 Juhani Palmu 3 Jamal Yunos 4 Carlos Cruz 4 Jimmy Carter 5 Jimmy Carter 5 Terry Jon Martin 6 Steve McMichael 6 Craig Cobane 7 Andrea Marshall 7 Wayne Eddie 8 Kristoffer Olsson 8 Kristoffer Olsson 9 Johnny Hardwick 9 Steve McCoy 10 Kaiti Grey 10 Tom Stafford 11 Dylan Willows 11 Sven-Olof Sällström Sub: Sub: 1 Johnny Hardwicke (Judge) 1 Noah Chomsky 2 Fausto Silva (Faustao) 2 Rob Burrow 3 Sue Chew 3 Cpt. Hemlock vs Bibliogryphon 1 Jimmy Carter (Joker) 1 Agnes Keleti 2 Alberth Elis 2 Nigel Starmer- Smith 3 Daniel Barenboim 3 Linda Nolan 4 Frank Field 4 William Russell 5 Joanne Woodward 5 June Spencer 6 John Okafor (Mr Ibu) 6 Jimmy Carter* 7 Noam Chomsky 7 Rob Burrow 8 Shannen Doherty 8 Ion Illiescu 9 Steve McMichael 9 Katherine, Duchess of Kent 10 Violeta Chamorro 10 Tom Brokaw 11 Vito Perillo 11 Steve McMichael Sub: Sub: 1 James Whale 1 Noam Chomsky 2 Pedro Pablo Kuczynski 2 Craig Maxwell 3 Sammy basso 3 Frank Field (Labour MP)

My work is done for the day!

Brian Mulroney, 18th Prime Minister of Canada (1984-1993), has died aged 84. In terms of leaders still with us from the major players in the 80s, there’s only really Joe Clark (16th Prime Minister of Canada) and Jimmy Carter left. Nobody from UK, France, Germany, Soviet Union, China, Australia, Japan etc.

Carl Muscarello dead at 96. Claimed to be the sailor in V-J Day in Times Square.

That’s what happens unfortunately when someone is helicoptered around the country to stand in whatever by-election is happening on a hit and hope basis. He doesn’t give a shite about Rochdale or anywhere else his name is put down for.

Beats me.

George Pappas is another off radar name! Died on Nov 21, 2017 at the age of 91 in Pomona, California where he lived.

3/1/2024 48 Coldplay — In My Place 44 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne — Lazy 43 Busted — Year 3000 +2 41 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body 40 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 37 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 35 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 33 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 31 Pink — Get The Party Started +2 29 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 29 Dido — White Flag 27 Oasis — Little By Little / She Is Love 26 S Club — Say Goodbye / Love Ain’t Gonna Wait For You 26 Girls Aloud — Jump 26 Liberty X — Got To Have Your Love 25 Scooter — The Logical Song 25 Benny Benassi PTS The Biz — Satisfaction 22 Appleton — Fantasy 22 Electric Six — Danger! High Voltage 21 Ultrabeat — Pretty Green Eyes 21 The Darkness — I Believe In A Thing Called Love 20 Lumidee — Never Leave You 9 Kelly Rowland - Stole 0 Kevin Lyttle — Turn-Off -6

I’d be in mourning if she died any month of the year

Gosh that’s a poor choice. Her Sunday morning viewing figures are awful. Somehow at the Beeb needs to acknowledge that she’s shit and stop giving her gigs everywhere. They’ll never be able to compensate for losing both Andrew Neil and the Dimblebot.

I've read he's already got his eyes on Derby South for the GE, the seat Margaret Beckett is standing down from. As you say, he cares not one fuck about the people who put him there.

It was sadly inevitable after Azhar Ali took a shit with his clothes on, but the good news is there's a GE in the not too distant future, in which Labour are likely to cut Galloway's time as an MP short. I bet Crem's enjoying another doomwank right now. Probably backs Galloway to be PM.

Aziz Qureshi dead at 83.

@CaptainChorizoSeems that: 09 Kelly Rowland — Stole Got cut off when you copied/posted. NB! Or will the next poster please add it — in case the Captain is no longer online.

In fact it could be the subject of a Tim Burton movie, Frankenwinyi.

1/Mar/2024 50 Coldplay — In My Place +4 44 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne — Lazy 41 Busted — Year 3000 40 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 37 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 35 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 35 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 34 Pink — Get The Party Started 33 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body 32 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 27 The Darkness — I Believe In A Thing Called Love 27 Dido — White Flag -6 26 Oasis — Little By Little / She Is Love 26 S Club — Say Goodbye / Love Ain’t Gonna Wait For You 25 Girls Aloud — Jump 25 Liberty X — Got To Have Your Love 25 Scooter — The Logical Song 25 Benny Benassi PTS The Biz — Satisfaction 24 Electric Six — Danger! High Voltage 22 Appleton — Fantasy 21 Lumidee — Never Leave You 21 Ultrabeat — Pretty Green Eyes 14 Kevin Lyttle — Turn Me On 09 Kelly Rowland — Stole

Obsessive Carter Disorder?

https://news.sky.com/story/thomas-kingston-found-with-traumatic-head-wound-and-gun-next-to-his-body-13084234 Found with a traumatic head wound and a gun next to his body

Until Wayne Eddy dies I'm going to keep thinking for a split second that something's wrong with the early rock-n-roll guitarist.

DBA's team: Jimmy Carter (joker) Steve McMichael Sophia Loren Noam Chomsky Peter Angelos Kathy Brown Theodore McCarrick Emilio Fede Frank Caprio Michael Tilson Thomas Denis Law

Not only that, Ruth Saunders outlived him by a mile. Alas, she's reportedly dead at 107:

Looks like we've got two no-shows, sadly. So, Cpt, Hemlock and Annami, you're already through. Before I post the match-ups, a few notes on disqualifications and allowed names, just so you know where I'm at. Disqualified: - John Adams (MND), "Awareness raisers" need a national profile according to the rules, the BBC local pages didn't cut it for me. - the mother of the Israeli hostage, well, obviously - Chelsey Reynolds: "Award winning apprentice jockey", I thought "apprentice" is more important than "award-winning", so she's not notable ..yet, so to say. Allowed: I-Ho Pomeroy: "Elected politicians at every level" are allowed as per the rules. I posted a reminder of that rule on the forum when UK councillor Jason Smith died, so I call it the "Jason Smith" rule. Craig Cobane: Probably the name I invested the most time in, and thought about the longest. It did seem to me that the position of the college and the scientific level of Mr. Cobane combined were enough, though just barely. I pretty much automatically allowed everybody with a Wikipedia page. The super-duper old are also in. Basically those who would obit, i.e. not 6th oldest North Dakotan or something.

Posting obsessively isn't going to speed up, or slow down, his ultimate demise, you creepy weirdo. Let us know when you have something useful to tell us. As Abraham Lincoln probably didn't say "better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt."