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  1. 16 points
    Just in case The Queen is reading this in her final moments I'd just like to share with you all a funny family moment that we shared with Her Majesty. We went on a trip to London and were outside Buckingham Palace sightseeing when the big black gates opened and a car drove towards us and through the gates - we were the only people around, no crowds just the 5 of us. As we casually looked in the back of the car there was The Queen herself looking out. My wife's face was one of excited bemusement and she started waving frantically - she must have looked comical because we all saw The Queen look at her and then uncontrollably chuckle to herself as if 'who the fuck else did they think would be coming out of Buck Pal in a big Daimler'. She then gave her a little wave back. This will always be a favourite memory of a moment we shared with The Queen and how we will always think of her. May your final moments be peaceful and thank you for being such a wonderful sovereign for our country.
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    I don't really have anything to add that hasn't already been said, but I'm impressed at how the DL servers are holding up so far
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    As some have said, it’s still odd to read ‘King Charles III’. Maybe the subheading of this thread should be ‘The artist formerly known as Prince’?
  5. 13 points
    I'm not British nor a royalist. But the fortitude of a 96-year old woman barely standing and suffering from a terminal Illness still finding the strength to meet the new PM and absolve her duties is only to admire. You'll miss her.
  6. 13 points
    Lizzie's social media team didn't go back far enough I see....
  7. 12 points
    My condolences to the UK and to the British people on this website.
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  9. 12 points
    She can't leave yet, this thread hasn't reached 200 pages.
  10. 11 points
    Even I don't believe in that shit.
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    Ask Not for Whom the Bill Turns... It Turns for Bull British radio and TV presenter Bill Turnbull has died of prostate cancer at the age of 66 – 4 years out from announcing his diagnosis and disclosing his fears that he might only have 12 years to live. Best known for presenting BBC Breakfast, that weirdly tense thing your dad has on in the morning where it's nominally a light-hearted magazine show but everyone consistently dresses and behaves like they're afraid they might have to announce a major royal death any second, he also made various other TV appearances, including a stint on Strictly Come Dancing you don't remember at all, and Richard Osman's House of Games, where he's only the second contestant to die, after Carlos Menem was taken out by a particularly brutal Answer Smash. (You know how usually terminal cancer patients get really skinny near the end, but sometimes they get really bloated instead? I don't know the science, all I know is it seems like change of shape = imminent doom. In any case, it looks like 18 of you didn't see the 2021 House of Games where he looked like he'd been fished straight out of the ocean before shooting. Still, he won his week, so there's a legacy for you.) Some of you are paying a hefty Bill on Turnbull – including @msc, who incurs the first 25-point penalty of the year, @Hell, who reclaims the bottom spot where they at least thematically belong, and poor dependable thread updater @YoungWillz, who plummets from a promising podium placement to middle-of-the-board misery. But it's only 5 points that see fortunes turn to a load of bull for @theoldlady – she falls to joint 2nd with a rising @Newjack, and we have a new leader in @Pedro67. Congratulations, Pedro67! And this time, it won't be immediately superseded by another update I'm already supposed to have written, because I think we're caught up! GAINED TOTAL 1. Pedro67 3 2. theoldlady +5 6 2. Newjack 6 4. machotrouts 7 5. Sean 8 6. Sideik 9 7. YorkshireBanker 10 8. An Fear Beag 14 9. BuffaloPhil 15 9. gcreptile 15 11. CaptainChorizo +3 18 11. Joey Russ 18 13. Funeralopolis +6 20 13. GuyFromFuture +6 20 13. Philip 20 16. LizLemon 21 17. Nick +8 22 17. Book 22 17. MariNisia 22 17. Predictor 22 17. Banana 22 22. Toast 23 23. YoungWillz +19 24 23. Grim Up North +14 24 23. Pedro67's wife +1 24 26. ThereWillBeDeaths7 25 27. MortalCaso 26 28. wannamaker 27 29. drol +11 28 29. The Unknown Man 28 31. deadsox 31 31. The Old Crem 31 33. Death Impends +12 32 33. Spade_Cooley 32 35. TQR 33 36. Sir Creep +8 37 37. CastAway +8 38 38. BabyBlue 39 39. Annami +10 40 40. Bibliogryphon +14 41 40. Great Uncle Bulgaria 41 42. Perhaps +8 44 43. msc +25 50 44. Neobrakeon 58 45. machotrouts' mum +12 70 46. chilean way 71 47. Doulton 72 48. Hell +17 81
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  14. 10 points
    Phillip came to me today, and said it was time to go. I looked at him and smiled, as i whispered that "I know" I then turned and looked behind me, and seen I was asleep. All my Family were around me, and I could hear them weep. I gently touched each shoulder, with Phillip by my side. Then I turned away and walked, with My Angel guide. Phillip held my hand, as he lead the way, to a world where King's and Queens, are Monarch's every day. I was given a crown to wear or a Halo known by some. The difference is up here, they are worn by everyone. I felt a sense of peace, my reign had seen its end. 70 years I had served my Country, as the peoples friend. Thank you for the years, for all your time and love. Now I am one of two again, in our Palace up above. Poem written by unknown author Reposted from a Facebook Friend..
  15. 10 points
    She joined the Women’s Auxiliary Territory Service as soon as she turned 18, despite the protestations of her parents. BTW I am by no means a royalist either but your idiotic thread creation and your deliberately truculent attitude should probably do a bit of shuttyfuckups for now. Advocate for a republic without shouting in everyone’s faces like a prick.
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    The vast majority of us in the UK have no idea what it’s like to not have Her Maj as a figurehead. She was a constant, she never stopped. Even two days before her death she was talking to Tory cunts on our behalf. Royalist or not, to varying degrees, we mourn.
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    Pressing refresh on deathlist.net
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    Unexpected source calls it first.
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    Please donate my 5 lbs of coffee to a Food Bank in the USA. Thank you Sir Creep. @Sir Creep
  21. 10 points
    No One Out-Pizzas the Reaper Pizza Hut mascot Mikhail Gorbachev has died at the age of 91. Gorbachev, a figure from a happier time when pizza was a symbol of international cooperation in politics and not satanic paedophile cellars, also had a little-known career as the Soviet Union leader who presided over his country's liberalisation and ultimate dissolution, noted for his policies of glasnost (openness), perestroika (restructuring), and margherita (cheese and tomato). Gorbachev, winner of the Nobel Pizza Prize for his role in ending the Cold War era and starting the Hot Pizza era, leaves an ambivalent legacy among the left – was he the heroically doomed but necessary reformer of Soviet communism, or the fool who sold out a flawed but worthy cause to shill pizza for American capitalist pigs? What we do know is, he was undeniably that guy with the big purple thing on his head. Gorbachev also proves to be a great reformer of the Inverse Dead Pool leaderboard. @Sir Creep and @msc, who were quietly creeping up on the top 10, are suddenly banished to oblivion in exactly the kind of Stalinist erasure poor Gorby hoped to put a stop to, and we also have a new bottom 2, thanks to @Doulton and @chilean way gambling big on the continued survival of the regularly hospitalised nonagenarian who everyone seemed to think was long dead already (that's three people doing worse than my mum now, so thanks everyone!). Furthermore, five of the pre-Gorbadeath top six are hit with points (only @Pedro67 comes away unscathed), which means ol' Mikky Gorbo also presides over the dissolution of the Zero Points Club, with @Sean and @theoldlady receiving their first points of the game. But, with Sean receiving 8 points and theoldlady only 1, we finally have our first leaderboard with an individual leader – congratulations, theoldlady! Of course, if we're to see through this dissolution of the Soviet Union analogy, that probably makes her... Russia? So she's responsible for all that shit in Ukraine? theoldlady, you should be ashamed of yourself. GAINED TOTAL 1. theoldlady +1 1 2. Pedro67 3 3. YoungWillz +4 5 4. Newjack 6 5. machotrouts 7 6. Sean +8 8 7. Sideik 9 8. YorkshireBanker 10 8. Grim Up North 10 10. Nick +9 14 10. Funeralopolis 14 10. GuyFromFuture 14 10. An Fear Beag 14 14. BuffaloPhil +9 15 14. CaptainChorizo 15 14. gcreptile 15 17. drol 17 18. Joey Russ 18 19. Philip +2 20 19. Death Impends 20 21. LizLemon 21 22. Book 22 22. MariNisia 22 22. Predictor 22 22. Banana 22 26. Toast 23 26. Pedro67's wife 23 28. msc +13 25 28. ThereWillBeDeaths7 25 30. MortalCaso 26 31. wannamaker +9 27 31. Bibliogryphon 27 33. The Unknown Man +3 28 34. Sir Creep +18 29 35. CastAway 30 35. Annami 30 37. deadsox +7 31 37. The Old Crem 31 39. Spade_Cooley 32 40. TQR 33 41. Perhaps +12 36 42. BabyBlue 39 43. Great Uncle Bulgaria +3 41 44. Neobrakeon 58 44. machotrouts' mum 58 46. Hell 64 47. chilean way +17 71 48. Doulton +22 72
  22. 9 points
    Tributes continue to pour in:
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    I'm absolutely devastated. What an extraordinary woman. What a moment in our nation's history. I don't know what else to say. Working right up until the end. Rest in Peace, Your Majesty.
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    I laughed for a long time at this:
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    Write a horror story in 6 words. Poor man's Margaret Thatcher elected PM.
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