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  1. 9 points
    Not sure I would take the word of someone who describes herelf as a soul cleanser as gospel. I see her other 2 most recent tweets are (1) how much she loves Donald Trump and (2) that the day of judgement may well be in October next year. The words 'cake' and 'fruit' spring to mind.
  2. 7 points
    Would be pointless to deny it any more.
  3. 7 points
  4. 7 points
    It's from delivering a back-hander to Phil the Greek.
  5. 6 points
    The Daily Heil says he died in jail aged 73 just days after 'joining a betting sweep on his death'. What sort of sick bugger does stuff like that?
  6. 6 points
    They wouldn't be allowed in without a Thai.
  7. 6 points
    Just when Sir Creep thought it was safe... People asked Is This Scarborough Fair*, but the points are in... *Surely worth it for Worst Pun Ever? Round 2 1. Rad Vs. Yorkshire Banker 0-0 2. Chorizo Vs. Grim Up North 0-0 3. Clorox Vs. Alt Obits Guy 0-0 4. Maryportfuncity Vs. The Quim Reaper 3-0 5. DDT Vs. Death Impends 3-6 6. The Dead Cow Vs. Deadsox 0-3 7. Charon Vs. Engineer 0-0 8. Deathray Vs. The Mad Hatter 0-6 9. Gcreptile Vs. msc 3-3 10. Joey Russ Vs. Banana 6-13 11. Sir Creep Vs. Spade Cooley 0-8 12. Torva Messor Vs Dr T 3-0 13. Bibliogryphon Vs. Book 0-0 14. John Key Vs. Heef 0-0 15. Young Willz Vs. Pedro 0-0 16. The Old Lady Vs. Boudicca. 0-0 Already, Sir Creep and Joey Russ (2 hot tips at the bookies for the Cup, so I hear) are in trouble. iirc the biggest comeback to date is The Old Lady from 0-6, but then, early days and both have lots of tottering picks yet.
  8. 6 points
    Bad timing on The Chase tonight:
  9. 6 points
    Deathers' game, Deathers' rules. And...Deathers rules, ok? Everyone expects this game to return to inefficiency, part of its outlandish charm. 3-4 months delay is not unexpected. Can't defend this usurpation (is that a word?). Committee for the Restitution of Our Wonderful Deathray will meet shortly, we'll be doing some CROWD funding.
  10. 6 points
    "Have to say goodbye". It counts. Points. The Hatter gets his joker in, which means in 3 Cup rounds (to date) he's scored a minimum of 6 each time, so far. Round 2 1. Rad Vs. Yorkshire Banker 0-0 2. Chorizo Vs. Grim Up North 0-0 3. Clorox Vs. Alt Obits Guy 0-0 4. Maryportfuncity Vs. The Quim Reaper 3-0 5. DDT Vs. Death Impends 3-3 6. The Dead Cow Vs. Deadsox 0-3 7. Charon Vs. Engineer 0-0 8. Deathray Vs. The Mad Hatter 0-6 9. Gcreptile Vs. msc 3-3 10. Joey Russ Vs. Banana 3-3 11. Sir Creep Vs. Spade Cooley 0-0 12. Torva Messor Vs Dr T 3-0 13. Bibliogryphon Vs. Book 0-0 14. John Key Vs. Heef 0-0 15. Young Willz Vs. Pedro 0-0 16. The Old Lady Vs. Boudicca. 0-0
  11. 6 points
    Round 2 1. Rad Vs. Yorkshire Banker 2. Chorizo Vs. Grim Up North 3. Clorox Vs. Alt Obits Guy 4. Maryportfuncity Vs. The Quim Reaper 5. DDT Vs. Death Impends 6. The Dead Cow Vs. Deadsox 7. Charon Vs. Engineer 8. Deathray Vs. The Mad Hatter 9. Gcreptile Vs. msc 10. Joey Russ Vs. Banana 11. Sir Creep Vs. Spade Cooley 12. Torva Messor Vs Dr T 13. Bibliogryphon Vs. Book 14. John Key Vs. Heef 15. Young Willz Vs. Pedro 16. The Old Lady Vs. Boudicca. Round 2 Rad (Blanco, Capon, Clayton, Donbavand, Hammer, Heine, Lynn, McGrath, Ricksen, Staring*, Trintignant) Vs Yorkshire Banker (V Lynn, Johnson, Whelan, Loongkonan, Tobin, Ricksen, Strougal, Heine*, Baker, Bassett, Waterson) Chorizo (Clayton, Capon, Hammer*, V Lynn, Heine, Ricksen, Robucci, Quintana, Kerslake, Blanco, Rehbogen) Vs Grim up North (Donbavand*, Capon, Starling, Pongia, Clayton, Blanco, Jackson K, Hammer, Noble, Duncan, Kerslake) Clorox (Bashnett, Capon, Clayton, Donbavand, Gilbert, Lloyd, Suwe, Porridge, Sheridan, Starling, Torme) Va Alt Obits Guy (Duncan, Hammer, Harris, Heine, Howard, Noble, Parrikar, Powlison, Spicer, Starling*, Maryport (Pratley*, Blanco, Jones, Conway T, Conway N, Gilbert, Robucci, Trintignant, Ricksen, Pedroza, Lloyd) Vs TQR (Lloyd, Torme, Kerslake, Bracknell, Clayton, D James, Matsushita, Gilbert*, Conway T, Pongia, Mnguni) DDT (Hammer*, V Lynn, Pongia, Capon, Noble, Heine, Parrikar, Tobin, Pedroza, Spicer, Tin) Vs DI (Starling*, Donbavand, Clayton, Hammer, Pedroza, Crouch, McGrath, Restuccia, Zoll, Capon, Mnguni The Dead Cow (Starling*, Suwe, Pongia, Torme, Kerslake, Rister, Ricksen V Lynn, Heine, Blanco, Chautala) Vs deadsox (Tanaka*, Ricksen, Mzembi, Pratley, Rister, Powlison, McGrath, Kerslake, Duncan, Hawke, Pedroza) Charon (Starling*, Singh, Banbangida, Superlano, Pongia, Parrikar, Kapoor, Abubakar, Suwe, Kerslake, Ali) Vs Engineer (Hawke*, Trintignant, Bracknell, Conway T, Anh, Tanaka, Ricksen, Bartholomew, Goldberg, Clegg, Coleman) Deathray (WT Johnson*, Conway N, Hammer, Kyanjo, Bracknell, Al-Baghdadi, Sheridan, Ginsburg, McCain, Lynn V, Douglas K) Vs Mad Hatter (Pedroza*, Littlefeather, Watson, Jose, Tobin, Bowie, Trintignant, Lloyd S, Conway T, McGrat, Powlison) Reptile (Crouch*, Hammer, Pedroza, Dones, Parrikar, Harris, Porridge, Clayton, Starling, Capon, Isachsen) Vs msc (Ricksen, Cardenal, Clayton, Capon*, Pratley, Anderson, Porridge, Reid, Pedroza, WT Johnson, Lewis) Joey Russ (Starling*, Hammer, Peterson, Capon, Suwe, Pedroza, Torme, Mnguni, Restuccia, Donbavand, Finkel) Vs Banana (Starling, Restuccia*, Hammer, Torme, Harris, Pedroza, Parrikar, Perry, Bowie, Tin, Saadawi) Sir Creep (Capon, Donbavand*, Freehan, Hanh, Harris, Kadir, McEwen, McGrath, Noble, Sanchez, Tin) Vs Spade Cooley (Scarborough*, Conway T, Crouch, Grande, Hammer, McGrath, Noble, Harris, Ricksen, Starling, Hori) Torva (Hammer*, Hawke, Ricksen, Parrikar, Gerneth, Trintignant, Lloyd, Strain, Blanco, Capon, Pedroza) Vs Dr T (Starling*, Anh, Blanco, Capon, Clegg, T Conway, McCain, Spicer, Tanaka, Trintignant, Pell) Bibliogryphon (Cleary*, Bracknell, Dyson, Watson, Hume, Duchess of Kent, Manolic, Lynn V, Barker, Wouk, Jackson K) Vs Book (Buydens, Hammer*, Hawke, Jones, Gilbert, Trintignant, McCririck, Clegg, Blanco, Kerslake, Lloyd) John Key (Bracknell, Mugabe, Vervoort, Kerslake, Chapman*, Kumar, Blanco, Quinn, James, Buydens, Ricksen) Vs Heef (Hammer, Kerslake, Harris, Ricksen, Starling*, Trintignant, Blanco, Tin, Okoth, Miller, Nugroho) Young Willz (Hughes, Lewis G, Noble, Kerslake*, Reid, James C, Nolan, Stiles, Suwe, Blanco, Poitier) Vs Pedro (Trintignant, Blanco*, Robucci, Bracknell, Capon, K Jackson, Boyd, Stiles, Kerslake, Gascoine, Mounsdon) The Old Lady (Anh*, Moss, Lloyd, Conway T, Hawke, Ricksen, Kerslake, Mugabe, Clegg, Fujimori, Ozzy) Vs Boudicca (V Lynn, Clegg, Ricksen, Stiles, Blanco, Hawke, Fraser, Kerslake*, Singh, Reid, Andretti) 7
  12. 6 points
    Bad luck to Skinny, Fixed Business, Time, Nantonian, BuffaloPhil, Exu, Great Uncle Bulgaria, Squonk, Old Crem, Master Tech, Gooseberry Crumble, JoeMoneyPenny (DQ'd), Wormfarmer, Markb4, and The Unknown Man. Better luck next year? Masterlist for Round 2 next.
  13. 5 points
    Surely a contender for Greatest Forum Thread ever.
  14. 5 points
    As Katherine Helmond heads into the Family Plot, Torva's the boss of this update... or maybe not really, since she picked Helmond dead last. 5 points plus 2 unique points for a total of 7 puts her on the scoreboard. And it's been a month since the last scoreboard were posted, so a good time for a new one... 1. msc 158 2. Lord Fellatio Nelson 153 3. gcreptile 140 4. CaptainChorizo 130 =5. drol 95.5 =5. Phantom of the Midway 95.5 =7. John Key 90 =7. theoldlady 90 9. Skinny kiltrunner 87 10. Sir Creep 70 11. Prophet 57.58 12. maryportfuncity 50 =13. Toast 45 =13. Wormfarmer 45 15. nantonian2013 35 16. YorkshireBanker 8.12 17. Torva Messor 7 18. Sean 5 19. markb4 1.05 20. the_engineer 0.5 =21. Everyone else 0
  15. 5 points
    And he fucking takes the lead already...
  16. 5 points
    I know of Hammer because she's a DDP pick. And Alt Obits Pick. And Hares Pool pick, etc. As presumably did the few folk who sent her in pre-25th Feb (not including Joey, who waited till the last minute, and Reptile, who picked her on the DDP in the first place anyhow). What happen is thus: circa 80% of people in the Cup (including Sir Creep ftr) don't just send in their team and that's it. They ask queries about folk being allowed, they hum and haw, then they finally send in a bloody team on the final day which, after all this, is 90% names everyone already knew. Not talking with each other (that I know of), just to the host. More so since the FFBI bar came in. "Is this person allowed?" "No." "But they once worked with Casey Kasem, here's their CV and references!" And so on. "Can I send a team in 20 mins?" "Yeah?" (4 hours later) "Ok, I still need to work on my Joker..." Reptile, for example, asked about a whole lot of borderline cases (eg those cystic sisters), and wasn't the only one. And so on. That's it. And the fucking joke (which is on me) is that having congratulated Reptile on an under the radar pick for the DDP on January 2nd, he had far more faith in my deadpool research than most sane people do, and assumed I'd remember her. So when I wished him good luck in the Cup, he noted her as a likely shared pick. And yes, I had in fact Google found her the week before my team went in (don't we all do string searches for feminists with cancer in the news in the last month? Among many others?) then promptly forgot to add her to Cup shortlist. A wee Doh bit of a laugh at my own misfortune, I thought. Oh well. So, now I've explained why you've gone off on a tangent about fuck all, can you please stop badmouth my credibility as a host, thanks? Before I start to get grumpy.
  17. 5 points
    Saying the 'wrong things' on this site is positively encouraged. Now, Michael Jackson. Did he spit or swallow?
  18. 4 points
    What do you call a three legged donkey? A wonkey. ^ Funnier post, imo.
  19. 4 points
    How fast? Are you obitable at all? Answer the second question first.
  20. 4 points
    Melanie Schmuck, who co-owns a house shaped like a shoe, has walked up to heaven. I'm guessing she bought the residence from an older lady with a large herd of children after being convinced it was a step up from her then dwelling. Perhaps her surname was a foreshadow to her gullibility. https://www.ydr.com/story/news/2019/03/01/haines-shoe-house-co-owner-melanie-schmuck-has-died-route-30-york-county/3029591002/
  21. 4 points
  22. 4 points
    Happy Birthday Mr. Belafonte , first Birthday on the DL
  23. 4 points
    Carter needs just 20 more days to surpass Bush Sr. as the oldest US president to ever live.
  24. 4 points
    At 9pm Spade DDT DI Joey Joe OR Pedro Left Also, for the record, this has been a long week with, among other things, my mum in hospital for part of it (shes on mend), so any moaning about who has what pick and their fame levels tomorrow will be met with a friendly "Get to fuck!"
  25. 4 points
    Not the first time Talk Talk have been painfully slow and innacurate when it comes to internet updates.
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