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Tumor removed and they told me it was non-malignant. Post-surgery ICU was an...experience with the stablizing my BP etc, but I was not in much pain and felt safe having nurses in the same room 24/7. Worst part might've been having the cannulas, catheter and other stuff removed. In the next bed there was a 70-something woman who'd had a more dangerous tumor (meningioma) removed and got out of ICU (and out of hospital) before me, and even asked the nurses if the other patients are okay. Standard hospital room was much more "boring" but tricked me into getting up and walking around. I'm out of hospital now, left with a gnarly scar with around 20 staples, slight occasional dizziness, back pain, a pair of hospital socks etc...hoping I won't get any complications. Thank you all who wished me well.

Dead at age 91

June Spencer dies aged 105.

Infowars purchased by The Onion.

Apologies for the bump, but I feel it is worth noting that as of today Jimmy is now the longest lived major Presidential candidate. Beating Alf Landon, the Republican candidate in the election of 1936, who lived until 1987 aged 100 years and 33 days. The only other somewhat notable Presidential candidate to reach 100 is Strom Thurmond, a third party candidate in the 1948 election, who lived for 100 years and 203 days.

The annual le pen is dead rumour. He'll be on tiktok playing basketball with Song Ping before the weekend.

Sun 10 Nov 28 Noam Chomsky 26 Roberta Flack +4 26 Patricia Routledge 25 Jean-Marie Le Pen 25 Esther Rantzen 24 Linda Nolan  24 Joanne Woodward 23 Cleo Laine  23 Ted Turner 23 Stanley Baxter 23 Dick Van Dyke  23 Gene Hackman 23 Sonny Rollins 23 Raul Castro 23 Dennis Skinner 23 Norman Tebbit  23 Jimmy Carter -6 22 Alan Greenspan 22 Josef Fritzl  21 Imelda Marcos 21 Nigel Starmer-Smith  21 Pete Murray  21 Sandy Gall  21 Tom Brokaw 20 James Whale 20 Denis Law 20 Willie Nelson 20 Hans Blix  20 Vanessa Redgrave  19 Mel Brooks 18 Brigitte Bardot 18 Pope Francis 17 Desmond Morris 16 Buzz Aldrin 15 Robert Duvall 15 Sly Stone 15 Tom Baker  14 Prunella Scales 13 Clint Eastwood  12 Daniel Barenboim 11 Louis Farrakhan  03 Robert Wagner The fuck are you people thinking? Jimmy Carter's an awful singer!

Jonathan Haze, Seymour in The Little Shop of Horrors, dead at 95.

Muazzez Ilmiye Cig repoirtedly dead all over the MuskX:

And of course Jimmy Carter won.

Confirmed.

Hes the first president to have a non consecutive term since Grover Cleveland (132 years ago)

Yuriko dead at 101 according to social media.

Sam West has announced the death if his father Timothy West

Back in hospital.

Trevor Sorbie has died.

Crem is going to doomwank himself silly long before the results are in tbh.

First: HE'S NOT DEAD. Just some topical humour I thought some in these parts might appreciate...

Theodore Olson (wiki) dead at 84. U.S. Solicitor General under George W. Bush from 2001 to 2004. A solicitor, he had previously tried to bring down Bill Clinton during the Whitewater controversy. Was also known as a strong advocate for same-sex marriage within the Republican Party. In 2018 he refused an invitation from Trump to join his legal team.

June Spencer is a hit for @The Immortal, @Death Impends, @Commtech Sio Bibble, @Thatcher, @Bibliogryphon, @tracy, @Lafaucheuse, @Perhaps, @ThereWillBeDeaths7, @Insane, @Trome, @ladyfiona, @theoldlady, @diego, @The Unknown Man, @WillyWonka422, @Hell, @msc, @LizLemon, @MortalCaso, @Book, @deadsox, @The Old Crem, @Johnnas and @John "요한" Sulu CONGRATULATIONS ALL!!!

For me, Christmas officially begins when @Spade_Cooleyposts about some Venezualan regional tiddlywinks champion who is terminally ill and is absolutely 100% guaranteed to get a QO, in the hope that some gullible DDP player will take the bait.

Whatever they prescribed him didn't work very well.

Read an article on the BBC explaining why Trump won. Not difficult - of course you vote for the guy who offers simple solutions to complex problems. Who wants to vote for the ones who tell you it's complicated? It's a great gig too, because they're so complex that your simple solutions can't work but then it's all the other side's fault if only you give them even more power, then the simple solutions will work! Who cares that deporting millions of migrants will cost trillions of dollars? Or that it will deprive numerous American industries of their workforce? Just deport them! Who cares that the only way to end the Ukraine war is to cut off funding and let Putin have everything east of the Dnieper river (for now)? Who cares that the 2°C target is going to be obliterated when it's only your grandkids and great-grandkids who will suffer the consequences and you get cheap oil here and now? Who cares that you're going to finish that border wall you claimed you'd built 4 years ago (and Mexico paid for)? Who cares that the President is a sexist authoritarian demagogue when the other side are radical lefties (who are barely left of centre in reality)? Turkeys voting for Christmas, and the billionaires are delighted.

Interestingly enough, he shares the exact same birthday as his friend Quincy Jones, whom he celebrates it with usually. So a very serendipitous article to be posted when Quincy died.