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George Alagiah winning the Easter Eye ACTA for "outstanding contribution to the arts".

 

Acceptance speech as proof that he won it.

 

 

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Federico Bahamontes receiving a Spanish national sports award in 2014:

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My wildcards are now all dead ... maybe a secret bonus :)?

 

Edit: Article to confirm that he received it, and that it is what I claim it is: https://www.esciclismo.com/actualidad/carretera/32371.html

Edit 2: Oh well, I post that picture as well, just to be safe.

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Henry Dickerson is a hit for two, as posted elsewhere. I wonder if I can now compensate for Henry Kissinger surviving the year, which is a -11 penalty (which only dawned on me last week).

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2 hours ago, gcreptile said:

Henry Dickerson is a hit for two, as posted elsewhere. I wonder if I can now compensate for Henry Kissinger surviving the year, which is a -11 penalty (which only dawned on me last week).

Thanks for keeping me up to date with the hits. I am a little behind on scoring this pool, but intend to bring it up to date in the next couple of days

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An update was promised, and an update you shall get, one death at a time. 

 

First up, we have the passing of literary genius Milan Kundera. I did actually read The Unbearable Lightness of Being when I was younger, and it made about as much sense  as the scoring system of this pool!. Probably took me about as long to read it as it does to update the pool and all. 

 

I have not managed to discover who attempted to cheat the scoring system by adding a "Personal Life" section to Kundera's Wikipedia page after his death, but it goes without saying that no bonus points will be given for that one.  I have now gone through the Wikipedia pages of all remaining picks and noted who has a "Personal Life" section or not (there's 2 hours of my life I won't be getting back!), so whoever was trying it on the last time, I am watching out for you :shoot:

 

MILAN KUNDERA

 

+2 Base Point

+2 Deathlist Alumnus

+2 (Hidden Bonus No. 5: +2 if pick is the only DDP pick to die on that day

+3 (Hidden Bonus no 8: " +3 if they were born in a country that does not now exist"

-1 (Hidden Bonus No. 11: "-1for each time a pick has remarried")

 

+8 TOTAL POINTS

 

Hits for:   Bibliogryphon (Wildcard)

                  Book 

                  Captain Chorizo (Bonus +1 Position 21 on list)

                  Funeralopolis (Bonus +1 Position 15 on list) 

                  Gcreptile  (Bonus +2 Picture posted)

                  MSC 

                  The Old Lady (Bonus +1 Position 16 on list) 

                  The Unknown Man (Bonus +1 Position 26 on list)  (Breaks run of hits in order)

                  Toast  

                  Tracey (Wildcard)

                   ThereWillBeDeaths7 (Bonus +1 Position 26 on list)

                   Wannamaker 

 

Despite Kundera receiving many awards, only 1 photo seems to exist of him actually accepting one, preferring to send his translators in his place. That translates into 2 bonus points for @gcreptilewho increases their lead again at the top of the table. 

@Bookfittingly uses Kundera to rise into second place, while @Bibliogryphon had Kundera as a wildcard to make a leap up the table.

 

The other person to have Kundera as a wildcard was @tracy for only their third hit of the game. The first two were Ben Ferencz and Al Jaffee, and do you know what  those three have in common? Yep, they were all born in the 1920's, meaning a 3 point deduction, doubled for the wildcard!

@ThereWillBeDeaths7last had a hit with Frank Field (born 1923), giving a 2 point deduction.

 

 

GCREPTILE                                        +77        7 Hits

BOOK                                                  +64         6 Hits

CAPTAIN HEMLOCK                        +61        5 Hits

THEREWILLBEDEATHS7                 +55        7 Hits

AN FEAR BEAG                                 +54        5 Hits

WANNAMAKER                                +52        6 Hits

THE OLD LADY                                 +52        4 Hits

BIBLIOGRYPHON                             +50        5 Hits

GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA              +49        6 Hits

CAPTAIN CHORIZO                          +37        6 Hits

BUFFALO PHIL                                  +37        5 Hits

FUNERALOPOLIS                             +34        5 Hits

TORVA MESSOR                               +34        4 Hits

PERHAPS                                            +33        5 Hits

TOAST                                                +31        4 Hits

THE UNKNOWN MAN                    +30        4 Hits

MSC                                                    +26        5 Hits

MARINISIA                                        +24        2 Hits

LIZ LEMON                                        +22        2 Hits

TQR                                                     +21        3 hits

THE OLD CREM                                +17        3 Hits

TRACY                                                +16        3 Hits

PEDRO67                                           +16        2 Hits

MRS PEDRO                                      +6           1 Hit

GOOSEBERRY CRUMBLE               +4           1 Hit

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12 hours ago, gcreptile said:

Henry Dickerson is a hit for two, as posted elsewhere. I wonder if I can now compensate for Henry Kissinger surviving the year, which is a -11 penalty (which only dawned on me last week).

 

That's just for the DL!

 

It's also -2 if he is a Drop 40 pick (and he is :lol:)

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1 hour ago, An Fear Beag said:

 

That's just for the DL!

 

It's also -2 if he is a Drop 40 pick (and he is :lol:)

Yes, and I might be heading for the "most hits" deduction.... So, I think the pool is not decided yet, though I'm not the only one with Kissinger! You don't have him, but you do have Bob Barker, who would however only a -7.

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And so we move on to the man with one suit, Tony Bennett. 

 

Only picked by 8 players in this pool, he was more popular in the DDP, giving him a bonus for being Drop 40, and also popular with The Committee, giving him the DL Alumnus bonus. Sadly for his backers in this pool, he was also quite fond both of himself, giving us a -3 point "bonus" for multiple autobiographies, and of wives for which he gets -2 for his 2 remarriages. The upshot is a measly 3 points on offer. 

 

TONY BENNETT

 

+2 Base Point

+2 Drop 40

+2 Deathlist Alumnus

+2 (Hidden Bonus No. 6: "+2 if the picks Wikipedia page has a “Personal Life” section")

-3 (Hidden Bonus No. 10: " -2 if the pick has written an autobiography. -3 if they have written more than 1")

-2 (Hidden Bonus No. 11: "-1for each time a pick has remarried")

 

+3 TOTAL POINTS

 

Hits for:   Book (Bonus +1 Picture posted)

                  Liz Lemon (Bonus +1 Picture posted)

                 Mrs Pedro (Bonus +1 Hits in order) 

                 The Unknown Man 

                 Toast  (Bonus +1 Picture posted)

                  TQR (Bonus +2 Picture posted)

                  Tracey (Wildcard)

                  ThereWillBeDeaths7 

 

The only person to have Bennett as a wildcard was @tracy for only their fourth hit of the game. The first three were Ben Ferencz, Al Jaffee and Milan Kundera and do you know what  those  four have in common? Yep, they were all born in the 1920's, meaning a 4 point deduction, doubled for the wildcard! Its like deja-vu, all over again. The result is a score of -2 for their Tony Bennett hit :evil2:

 

@ThereWillBeDeaths7follows up their Kundera deduction with a Bennett hit, giving them a -3 "bonus" and a score of 0 for the hit

 

@Book, @The Unknown Manand @Toastalso followed up their Kundera hit with a Bennett one, giving all three a -2 "bonus" for hits born in the same decade.

 

Mrs @Pedro67 gets her second hit of the game, but remains in second from last position, gazing upwards at @Pedro67, but with @Gooseberry Crumbleperched beneath her.

 

The net result of all of this work is that there is bugger-all change in the leaderboard, with Book edging closer to our long-time leader @gcreptile

 

 

GCREPTILE                                        +77        7 Hits

BOOK                                                  +66        7 Hits     

CAPTAIN HEMLOCK                        +61        5 Hits

THEREWILLBEDEATHS7                 +55        8 Hits

AN FEAR BEAG                                 +54        5 Hits

WANNAMAKER                                +52        6 Hits

THE OLD LADY                                 +52        4 Hits

BIBLIOGRYPHON                             +50        5 Hits

GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA              +49        6 Hits

CAPTAIN CHORIZO                          +37        6 Hits

BUFFALO PHIL                                  +37        5 Hits

FUNERALOPOLIS                             +34        5 Hits

TORVA MESSOR                               +34        4 Hits

PERHAPS                                            +33        5 Hits

TOAST                                                +33        5 Hits

TQR                                                    +33        4 Hits

THE UNKNOWN MAN                    +31        5 Hits

MSC                                                    +26        5 Hits

LIZ LEMON                                        +26        3 Hits

MARINISIA                                        +24        2 Hits

THE OLD CREM                                +17        3 Hits

TRACY                                                +14        4 Hits

PEDRO67                                           +16        2 Hits

MRS PEDRO                                      +10        2 Hits

GOOSEBERRY CRUMBLE               +4           1 Hit

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I should also mention, in case any eagle-eyed player notices it (some fucking chance!), that @TQRhad a larger than expected points boost in the last update, as it was discovered that they had not been awarded Wildcard points for their Rolf Harris hit. 

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Rise and shine, happy dead-poolers - it's your Sunday morning update! Just what you need to start off The Lords Day - a update on people he didn't care enough about to save. 

 

And it's another popular one,  George Alagiah, selected by all but 4 teams.  Only @Gooseberry Crumble (naturally), @Great Uncle Bulgaria,  Mrs @Pedro67 (has she really never heard of Alagiah and @tracy (fair enough - he wasn't born in the 1920s :D) failed to pick the ex-newsreader.  For someone who was a very public figure and who received numerous awards, pictures of this were surprisingly hard to come by, with only 3 players scoring a picture bonus. 

 

GEORGE ALAGIAH

 

+2 Base Point

+2 Drop 40

+2 (Hidden Bonus No. 6: "+2 if picks Wikipedia page has a "Personal Life" Section")

+3 (Hidden Bonus No. 8: "+3 if they were born in a country that does not now exist")

-3 (Hidden Bonus No. 10: "-2 if the pick has written an autobiography. -3 if they have written more than 1")

 

+6 TOTAL POINTS

 

Hits for:   An Fear Beag (Bonus +1 Position 23 on list) 

                  Bibliogryphon 

                  Book (Bonus +2 Picture posted) 

                  BuffaloPhil  (Wildcard) 

                  Captain Chorizo 

                  Captain Hemlock (Wildcard) 

                  Funeralopolis (Bonus +1 Position 24 on list) 

                  Gcreptile  (Bonus +1 Position 24 on list) (Bonus +1 Picture posted) (Wildcard) 

                  LizLemon (Bonus +1 Position 21 on list)

                  Marinisia (Breaks run of hits in order)

                  MSC 

                   Pedro

                   Perhaps (Wildcard) 

                   The Old Crem 

                   The Old Lady (Bonus +1 Position 14 on list) 

                   The Unknown Man 

                    Toast  

                    Torva Messor (Bonus +1 Position 22 on list) 

                    TQR 

                     ThereWillBeDeaths7 (Bonus +1 Position 12 on list) 

                     Wannamaker (Bonus +1 Picture posted) 

 

A few players fell foul of the "Consecutive hits born in the same decade" penalty. 

Yours truly and @BuffaloPhil followed up their Mutulu Shakur (born 1950) hit with Alagiah (born 1955)

@Perhapsand @The Old Cremlast had a hit with Gordon McQueen (born 1952)

 

 @gcreptile stretches out the lead again to 19 points, with @Bookand @Captain Hemlock battling it out for second place. Can the long time leader possibly be caught?

 

GCREPTILE                                        +93        8 Hits

BOOK                                                  +74        8 hits     

CAPTAIN HEMLOCK                        +73        6 Hits

THEREWILLBEDEATHS7                 +62        9 Hits

WANNAMAKER                                +59        7 Hits

AN FEAR BEAG                                 +59        6 Hits

THE OLD LADY                                 +59        5 Hits

BIBLIOGRYPHON                             +56        6 Hits

GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA              +49        6 Hits

FUNERALOPOLIS                             +48        6 Hits

BUFFALO PHIL                                  +45        6 Hits

CAPTAIN CHORIZO                          +43        7 Hits

PERHAPS                                            +41        6 Hits

TORVA MESSOR                               +41        5 Hits

TOAST                                                +39        6 Hits

TQR                                                    +39        5 Hits

THE UNKNOWN MAN                    +37        6 Hits

LIZ LEMON                                        +33        4 Hits

MSC                                                    +32        6 Hits

MARINISIA                                        +30        3 Hits

PEDRO67                                           +22        3 Hits

THE OLD CREM                                +20        4 Hits

TRACY                                                +14        4 Hits

MRS PEDRO                                      +10        2 Hits

GOOSEBERRY CRUMBLE               +4           1 Hit

 

 

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On 08/08/2023 at 09:15, gcreptile said:

Federico Bahamontes receiving a Spanish national sports award in 2014:

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My wildcards are now all dead ... maybe a secret bonus :)?

 

Edit: Article to confirm that he received it, and that it is what I claim it is: https://www.esciclismo.com/actualidad/carretera/32371.html

Edit 2: Oh well, I post that picture as well, just to be safe.

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Nice work - 2 bonus points winging your way

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On 08/08/2023 at 18:39, Perhaps said:

Here he is receiving the Columela award from the Mediterranean Diet Foundation (?) in 2019.

 

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https://www.latribunadetoledo.es/Noticia/z290e5b46-fb62-a54d-58814e2d3f96d9f6/201910/Bahamontes-Estoy-con-la-misma-ropa-que-cuando-corria

 

That's fine. 1 bonus point for you. As only 3 players picked Bahamontes, that means the odd one out is receiving a 2 point penalty. Now who is that ...... oh.....shit! :(

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image.thumb.jpeg.46e9194610f177058e655549e596620c.jpegSir Michael Parkinson with with his wife Mary after receiving his Knighthood from Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace in June 2008

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Bob Barker with the Lifetime Achievement Emmy Award

 

Bob Barker Acceptance Speech - 1999 - YouTube

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Bob Barker receiving The ICG's President's Award during The 44th ICG Publicists' Awards:

 

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Bob Barker receiving MTV Movie Award alongside Adam Sandler for Happy Gilmore

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14 hours ago, wannamaker said:

Bob Barker with the Lifetime Achievement Emmy Award

 

Bob Barker Acceptance Speech - 1999 - YouTube

And 2 nice bonus points for you

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12 hours ago, Toast said:

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Bob Barker accepts Outstanding Game Show Host award for "The Price is Right".

 

This is one of his 14 Emmys in that category,  but the date is not given.

My extensive research suggests that this is from the 34th Primetime Emmy Awards in 2007. 

These Emmy photos are going to be difficult to assess, because similar to Tony Bennett, Bob Barker appears to be wearing the same suit with the same red handkerchief in the pocket at all of the Emmy ceremonies! And you can't tell by the look of his face, as the older he got, the younger he looked! 

 

For example, this is Bob receiving a 1996 Daytime Emmy award.

 

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Daytime Emmy award 1982 1995, his first one of bloody loads. Same suit AGAIN.

 

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43 minutes ago, TQR said:

Daytime Emmy award 1982, his first of bloody loads. Same suit AGAIN.

 

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I will definitely accept that, as I am fairly certain it is a different year to those posted previously. However, I am also almost certain it is from 1995, not 1982. 

I am guessing you got it from USmagazine.com where they have that picture beside the section on him winning an Emmy in 1982. However they have just inserted random pictures into that article, regardless of the timeline. 

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