Ulitzer95 12,576 Posted October 29 (Posting here as half the forum don't look at extra-curricular) Come one, come all. Step right up for the "Janey Godley, Are You Dead Yet?" sweepstake! Background Janey Godley is a self-coined "comedienne" (though in reality this is very questionable). She also styles herself as an "actress", having managed to land a few bit parts in shit TV shows, such as playing a medium River City (a god awful Scottish soap for the ppl lucky enough to have never seen it). In reality, she's just a professional gobshite. A Twitter troll who has hounded and bullied ppl relentlessly, including through the use of multiple alt accounts, a lot of her past tweets mocking disabled and black people have since come to public attention. The Scottish Press are so weak that they follow her around and entertain her need to persistently milk media attention. Janey is also an avid supporter of Scottish independence, and was best pals with the now fruit-for-worms former First Minister, Alex Salmond. The C Bomb They say that god works in mysterious ways. In reality, he's far more old school and has a wicked sense of humour. In November 2021, Janey discovered that she had cancer... in her cunt... a belated 60th birthday present to her. Unrepentant, Janey has continued to troll and bully ppl on Twitter, milk the Scottish press for attention, and got overly cocky with her "Not Dead Yet Tour", which was has now been cancelled due to her cancer spreading and the need for hospice care (if you mock the Reaper, he will smite thee – see: David Gest's "David Gest is Not Dead But Alive with Soul" tour...). Janey has now been absent from her beloved Twitter account for over a week. The Queen of the Gobshites normally can't stay silent for 2 full minutes, so this would suggest that the end is indeed nigh. The Game Tis very simple. Pick the date on which you think Janey will die. If nobody gets it spot on, the winner will be decided by the closet date *rounding up the way*. The prize will be my admiration and love of you – and swarms of fellow DLers will congratulate you and hail you as a hero. A statue in your honour may or may not follow. There will be a meme-style trophy though, if I can be bothered to make one... Best of luck! Players Redrumours: October 29th gcreptile: October 30th MortalCaso: October 31st Commtech Sio Bibble: November 1st thadee: November 2nd HDS: November 3rd Summer in Transylvania: November 4th ThereWillBeDeaths7: November 5th Ulitzer95: November 6th Brad252: November 7th ladyfiona: November 8th diego: November 9th arghton: November 10th Thatcher: November 11th alt obits guy: November 12th Neol Edmunds: November 13th Sean: November 14th Bobytomi: November 15th Nick: November 16th Lafaucheuse: November 17th Insane: November 18th lilham: November 19th Bibliogryphon: November 23rd Paul Bearer: November 25th theoldlady: November 28th dimreaper: November 30th Grim Up North: December 1st livingbygrace: December 8th drunkasaskunk: December 21st BuffaloPhil: December 25th Bentrovato: December 26th Arsewipe: December 27th polar duck: December 29th Great Uncle Bulgaria: December 30th Spade_Cooley: December 31st wannamaker: January 1st WinterCake: January 3rd Trome: January 11th Evil Grimace: January 20th 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commtech Sio Bibble 2,027 Posted October 29 Nov 1. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Lafaucheuse 4,043 Posted October 29 November 17th for my birthday 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Summer in Transylvania 2,171 Posted October 29 Remember, remember, the 4th of November. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted October 29 December 1st {if I was tech savvy I would create an advent calendar with 24 coffins and day one would open and there would be Janey looking out.} but I’m not so December 1st 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Redrumours 860 Posted October 29 1 hour ago, Lafaucheuse said: November 17th for my birthday Before midnight tonight my birthday. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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