maryportfuncity 10,616 Posted June 17, 2022 Is it just me or is Kyiv rapidly becoming the bolt hole of choice when the shit is really hitting the fan? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,352 Posted June 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Is it just me or is Kyiv rapidly becoming the bolt hole of choice when the shit is really hitting the fan? For his own safety, he’s fleeing to, erm, a war. Not even Iannucci could write stuff like this. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,616 Posted June 17, 2022 1 minute ago, TQR said: For his own safety, he’s fleeing to, erm, a war. Not even Iannucci could write stuff like this. Yeah, we've had this "beyond satire" debate hereabouts a while back. The only way you could really satirize the cabinet of no talents and the bumbling leadership of Big Dog is to set a sitcom around a Conservative MP who was in politics for all the right reasons and kept on believing in his mission regardless of the actions of those above him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,352 Posted June 17, 2022 4 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Yeah, we've had this "beyond satire" debate hereabouts a while back. The only way you could really satirize the cabinet of no talents and the bumbling leadership of Big Dog is to set a sitcom around a Conservative MP who was in politics for all the right reasons and kept on believing in his mission regardless of the actions of those above him. I’d be less inclined in said sitcom (or irl) to carry on with the ‘Big Dog’ brand. Given his dubious escapes to Ukraine I think he should now be called ‘Chicken Kyiv’. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,939 Posted June 20, 2022 Jeremy Hunt had a bit of cancer and all his family has had diseases: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jun/20/jeremy-hunt-reveals-had-cancer-all-family-disease Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,128 Posted June 20, 2022 Minor operation for Bo Jo https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-recovering-after-minor-nose-operation-downing-street-says-12637312 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,717 Posted June 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dead Wait said: Minor operation for Bo Jo https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-recovering-after-minor-nose-operation-downing-street-says-12637312 He's caught pancreatic cancer off The Queen! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,063 Posted June 20, 2022 21 minutes ago, Dead Wait said: Minor operation for Bo Jo https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-recovering-after-minor-nose-operation-downing-street-says-12637312 Shortening his nose won't fool anyone. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,717 Posted June 20, 2022 On 17/06/2022 at 17:02, maryportfuncity said: Is it just me or is Kyiv rapidly becoming the bolt hole of choice when the shit is really hitting the fan? Is Zelensky saying to Boris 'Yes I used to be a clown too but unlike you I left that behind when I got into politics' 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,352 Posted June 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Grim Up North said: He's caught pancreatic cancer off The Queen! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,616 Posted June 24, 2022 Dominic Raab flapping admirably and trying to sould resolute in defence of two by-election spankings and the resignation of the party chairman. Bojo's current absence will be lengthy since he's got three foreign events in a row lined up. Though he's - apparently - being interviewed on BBC radio at 8-00am tomorrow. Interesting times, or summat https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-61789404?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=62b553f1a48d0547a34c0f0c%26Panic spreads through Conservatives in wake of defeat%262022-06-24T06%3A05%3A34.811Z&ns_fee=0&pinned_post_locator=urn:asset:82c3bd87-8e9e-4d76-8784-4e6906f1c460&pinned_post_asset_id=62b553f1a48d0547a34c0f0c&pinned_post_type=share 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,616 Posted July 5, 2022 Another day, another exposure of Bojo lies - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62047883 Chris Mason, new in the top BBC political job has a gift of a situation, his current opinion... In his most stinging line of all Lord McDonald likened Downing Street statements to "telling the truth and crossing your fingers at the same time and hoping that people are not too forensic in their subsequent questioning". Day by day this means ministers are being sent out with lines to take that disintegrate within hours of them being said out loud - not only humiliating for the ministers concerned but toxic for trust in the leadership of the party, and the country. And bubbling away underneath, increasing exasperation, from the Cabinet down, within the Conservative Party, of the ongoing inability of No 10 to actually focus on the business of government, rather than constantly fire fighting crises about the prime minister's capacity to tell the truth. Senior ministers who until very recently, the last 10 days, had assumed Boris Johnson would lead them into the next general election now aren't so sure. And even those still supportive are worn down by what they see as the persistent own goals from Downing Street, which they regard as hard, even impossible to defend. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,352 Posted July 5, 2022 Javid and Sunak have just resigned. PM’s tenure appears to be flatlining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,474 Posted July 5, 2022 The Post-Pincher Pincer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,352 Posted July 5, 2022 Of course what should happen here is that Johnson will fuck off. What I’m expecting to see tomorrow is Health Secretary Gullis and Chancellor Dorries and a chorus of “he got the big calls right” from the usual pathetic acolytes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,352 Posted July 5, 2022 Cheers Sunak Iain’s crying now. Nice one 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,870 Posted July 5, 2022 I'd bet on him calling an election. He'll take a some of them with him rather than resign 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,352 Posted July 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: I'd bet on him calling an election. He'll take a some of them with him rather than resign 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,082 Posted July 5, 2022 That Indian midget is a real piece of work. He still thinks he can get the top job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,282 Posted July 5, 2022 Heseltine on BBC news via phone.Sounds well and unsurprisingly happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,397 Posted July 5, 2022 News just gets worse and worse for Boris Johnson: Dominic Raab has announced he isn't resigning. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,870 Posted July 5, 2022 Step forward Chancellor of the Exchequer Nadine Dorries Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 5, 2022 23 minutes ago, TQR said: Yes, an election is a great idea, who shall we vote for? Sir Keith? Fucking useless. Ed Davey? Ditto Anybody else? Er, no. So many fabulous Political leaders out there for us to choose from. Is it any wonder why that massive Prick has managed to hold on to power for so long? We are all fucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Summer in Transylvania 2,134 Posted July 5, 2022 Is he dead yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,352 Posted July 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Yes, an election is a great idea, who shall we vote for? Sir Keith? Fucking useless. Ed Davey? Ditto Anybody else? Er, no. So many fabulous Political leaders out there for us to choose from. Is it any wonder why that massive Prick has managed to hold on to power for so long? We are all fucked. Fucking useless is still better than what we have now. Best get used to the idea. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
