Presenters

[YoungWillz 21,033]

4 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

 

Not for me, Jeff. You know how Mobb Deep said "there ain't no such thing as half-way crooks"? There also ain't no such thing as half-way edgelords. If you're going to be offensive for the sake of being offensive, put it up to 11. VLS wanted the private schoolboy "ain't I being naughty" thrill of edginess but his targets were always so fucking milquetoast and obvious.

We are left with Charlie Brooker. Maybe.

 

I think there's a void for someone to prick the pomposity of British TV in a proper fashion.

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Freddie Flintoff did a decent impression of Richard Hammond earlier today: 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63966337

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17 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

Freddie Flintoff did a decent impression of Richard Hammond earlier today: 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63966337

 

Piss-poor impression, according to the report.

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His injuries are not thought to be life-threatening and a BBC spokesperson said details would be confirmed "in due course".

It is understood that the accident did not happen at high speed.

 

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On 13/12/2022 at 23:14, maryportfuncity said:

Freddie Flintoff did a decent impression of Richard Hammond earlier today: 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63966337

 

Can we expect a similarly tasteless joke from Frankie Boyle?

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On 13/12/2022 at 11:15, YoungWillz said:

We are left with Charlie Brooker. Maybe.

 

I think there's a void for someone to prick the pomposity of British TV in a proper fashion.

Oh if only, tv and the media in general is more awash than ever these days with insipid nonentities full of their own importance, all the things on tv VLS used to rail against have seemingly got a thousand times worse; phoney virtue signalling, contempt for the viewers’ intelligence, fascist box-ticking (to quote Mike Leigh) no wonder he gave up the ghost 

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

10 hours ago, Kenny said:

 

Can we expect a similarly tasteless joke from Frankie Boyle?

 

 

So, one of the best tasteless jokes when Richard Hammond nearly died in that dragster accident came from Stewart Lee

 

To summarise a point made in a rambling rant - he pointed out that Hammond had used the accident as a major part of a best-selling book about his life and made loads of money. Lee's point was that Hammond should have been made to publish the book through BBC publications so's the public could cash in on those profits since it was the public - via their licence fees - who'd funded the near-fatal accident in the first place.

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19 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

So, one of the best tasteless jokes when Richard Hammond nearly died in that dragster accident came from Stewart Lee

 

To summarise a point made in a rambling rant - he pointed out that Hammond had used the accident as a major part of a best-selling book about his life and made loads of money. Lee's point was that Hammond should have been made to publish the book through BBC publications so's the public could cash in on those profits since it was the public - via their licence fees - who'd funded the near-fatal accident in the first place.

Stewart Lee’s stuff was excellent, but it doesn’t beat Boyle’s line that “the anti-speeding advert should just be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day”.

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

7 minutes ago, TQR said:

Stewart Lee’s stuff was excellent, but it doesn’t beat Boyle’s line that “the anti-speeding advert should just be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day”.

 

 

Aye, and his own colleagues had a few quips to make too: 

 

[gcreptile 10,966]

BBC Northern Ireland presenter of wildlife shows, Darryl Grimason, has died:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cumbria-64067889

 

Also an author.

He produced the show "Life and Death on Heroin". Did he get inspired a little too much?

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53 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

BBC Northern Ireland presenter of wildlife shows, Darryl Grimason, has died:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cumbria-64067889

 

Also an author.

He produced the show "Life and Death on Heroin". Did he get inspired a little too much?

 

Your link is for another BBC presenter who has died - Simon Yaxley.

 

Darryl Grimason

[One shot Paddy 1,205]

On 22/12/2022 at 15:16, gcreptile said:

BBC Northern Ireland presenter of wildlife shows, Darryl Grimason, has died:

 

Met him years ago when he covered a project I was part of to reintroduce fresh water pearl muscles to the local river.

[Perhaps 1,423]

Presenter and former model Sophie Blake (wiki) has stage 4 breast cancer.

 

 

 

[The Old Crem 3,583]

17 hours ago, Perhaps said:

Presenter and former model Sophie Blake (wiki) has stage 4 breast cancer.

 

 

 

If she makes it to 2024 she could Obit. Barely known but only 50 and younger people Obit more likely.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

On 29/08/2022 at 21:48, openviews said:

Sarah Beeny, 50, reveals she's been diagnosed with breast cancer after her mother died of same disease: 'I've waited 40 years to hear those words. I knew I was going to hear it one day'
 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11158573/Sarah-Beeny-50-reveals-shes-diagnosed-breast-cancer.html

Sarah Beeny's sons have shared a photo of their mum in hospital before her latest cancer surgery. The TV star, known for property shows including Double Your House, was diagnosed with breast cancer last year.

She was recently forced to cancel one of her chemotherapy sessions because her white blood cell count was too low. Now her sons have revealed she is undergoing more surgery.

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[Summer in Transylvania 2,174]

Dickie Davies, presenter of World of Sport from 1968 until 1985, dead aged 89/94.

 

A 2023 DDP Pick. 

[Sly Ronnie 879]

Dickie Davies' (D)eyes.

[YoungWillz 21,033]

14 minutes ago, Summer in Transylvania said:

Dickie Davies, presenter of World of Sport from 1968 until 1985, dead aged 89/94.

 

A 2023 DDP Pick. 

Dickie Davies QO: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/breaking-dickie-davies-presenter-dead-29258147

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13 minutes ago, Sly Ronnie said:

Dickie Davies' (D)eyes.

 

Half Man Half Casket. 

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[Vinegar Tits 606]

1 hour ago, Sly Ronnie said:

Dickie Davies' (D)eyes.

 

First 2023 victim of the Curse Of HMHB, plus immediately goes to the top of the 'outlining the Curse' list, knocking Lionel Blair off the top spot with an impressive 36 years 164 days.

[The Old Crem 3,583]

How did the 1933 date appear as it was 1928 after all. 

[Youth in Asia 1,086]

A legend of Saturday Afternoons in the 70s and 80s.

[Summer in Transylvania 2,174]

Former BBC Breakfast host Dan Walker injured in a bicycle crash.

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1 hour ago, Summer in Transylvania said:

Former BBC Breakfast host Dan Walker injured in a bicycle crash.

Seemed like a fairly minor crash all things considered though, even if it looks pretty darn bad.

[Lafaucheuse 4,045]

1 hour ago, Summer in Transylvania said:

Former BBC Breakfast host Dan Walker injured in a bicycle crash.

Should have Walked instead