Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 15, 2016 You've had the best part of 24 hours. Anything more to say?. Possibly the worst thread on the forum, its like somesort of kiss of death. People come in, say hello then fuck off never to be heard from again. The new generation of DLer has no staying power whatsoever. With a welcoming committee like this inebriated pissant fuckwit turdburglar Dr Zorders how can anyone resist? Finally, someone that can match my vocabularic skills. Welcome. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted February 15, 2016 Now you guys are congratulating the first person to use the word turdburglar since "Beavis & Butthead" was cancelled on his "vocabulary skills" Jeeezus get over it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,530 Posted February 15, 2016 You've had the best part of 24 hours. Anything more to say?. Possibly the worst thread on the forum, its like somesort of kiss of death. People come in, say hello then fuck off never to be heard from again. The new generation of DLer has no staying power whatsoever. With a welcoming committee like this inebriated pissant fuckwit turdburglar Dr Zorders how can anyone resist? And I thought that was just a term of endearment that his mother used when she tucked him in at night. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sawbux 11 Posted February 17, 2016 Notifications View All Notifications · Options Morbidkid liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 11:18 AM Phantom liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 11:00 AM Lord Fellatio Nelson liked a post you made inNew Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 10:58 AM charon liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Jan 16 2016 10:28 PM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted February 17, 2016 Notifications View All Notifications · Options Morbidkid liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 11:18 AM Phantom liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 11:00 AM Lord Fellatio Nelson liked a post you made inNew Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 10:58 AM charon liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Jan 16 2016 10:28 PM And what fucking use, in your 4th post, is this information? Some people... Here, but not all there! P.S. Watching the fly the wall family living in various decades the other night. Flash back on their new 1973 colour TV, I give you Richard Stilgoe. Now 72 years of age. Surprised he is not only Stilgoe alive but also Stilgoe so young. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,063 Posted February 17, 2016 Notifications View All Notifications · Options Morbidkid liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 11:18 AM Phantom liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 11:00 AM Lord Fellatio Nelson liked a post you made inNew Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 10:58 AM charon liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Jan 16 2016 10:28 PM And what fucking use, in your 4th post, is this information? To be fair, he is still at the Pointless Ranter stage. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,530 Posted February 17, 2016 Notifications View All Notifications · Options Morbidkid liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 11:18 AM Phantom liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 11:00 AM Lord Fellatio Nelson liked a post you made inNew Here And Just Saying Hello Yesterday, 10:58 AM charon liked a post you made in New Here And Just Saying Hello Jan 16 2016 10:28 PM Well that's just us saying we agree with your observation of Zorders as being an inebriated pissant fuckwit turdburglar. Also that we believe it to be a very accurate description. You can turn those notifications off if you want. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,474 Posted February 21, 2016 Hi I'm new. Piss Why was there a promoted tweet from you in my TL this morning? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,069 Posted February 21, 2016 None from me, mind. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted March 15, 2016 None from me, mind. SC Nor me. Although to be fair, I don't actually have a twitter account. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
machotrouts 828 Posted March 19, 2016 Hi I'm new. Piss Why was there a promoted tweet from you in my TL this morning? Because you don't have AdBlock. Get it together Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,069 Posted March 19, 2016 None from me, mind. SC Nor me. Although to be fair, I don't actually have a twitter account. Nor me. LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted March 19, 2016 Hi I'm new. Piss Why was there a promoted tweet from you in my TL this morning? Because you don't have AdBlock. Get it together Where can my wife get a Gary Barlow thong (as featured in your avatar) ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Happy Reaper 223 Posted March 20, 2016 Where can my wife get a Gary Barlow thong (as featured in your avatar) ? On any of hith recordth, I thould thay. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted March 21, 2016 Where can my wife get a Gary Barlow thong (as featured in your avatar) ? On any of hith recordth, I thould thay. Marvellouth, the mitheth hath all hith thongth then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 8, 2016 No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted May 8, 2016 No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ? You've been posting more regularly the last six weeks haven't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,397 Posted May 8, 2016 No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ? Poor kendoddsdadsdogsdead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted May 8, 2016 No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ? There have been several new members but they chose not to post here. I know new membership was suspended earlier this week due to the Korean invasion but I don't know if that's been lifted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 8, 2016 No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ? You've been posting more regularly the last six weeks haven't you? Erm... good point. I think I'm the only newbie posting regularly here for the past 9 weeks. When does a newbie become an oldie ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 8, 2016 No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ? There have been several new members but they chose not to post here. I know new membership was suspended earlier this week due to the Korean invasion but I don't know if that's been lifted. I think the embargo is still in place, though I did tell all newbies to befriend Dr Zorders first & send him a friend request and also send him lots of messages regarding the sexual politics of the Qaran and also the background story of his great grandmothers bareknuckle fights with Queen Victoria which sadly led to her death in 1901. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 8, 2016 No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ? Poor kendoddsdadsdogsdead. By jove !! I await a 7 hour eulogy by Mr Dodd on that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluejay 8 Posted September 11, 2016 Hi, I'm Bluejay and a noob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,918 Posted September 11, 2016 Hello, you have reached the Deathlist answering service... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 11, 2016 Hi, I'm Bluejay and a knob. You will fit in well here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites