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You've had the best part of 24 hours. Anything more to say?.

Possibly the worst thread on the forum, its like somesort of kiss of death.

People come in, say hello then fuck off never to be heard from again.

The new generation of DLer has no staying power whatsoever.

 

With a welcoming committee like this inebriated pissant fuckwit turdburglar Dr Zorders how can anyone resist?

 

Finally, someone that can match my vocabularic skills. Welcome.

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Now you guys are congratulating the first person to use the word turdburglar since "Beavis & Butthead" was cancelled on his "vocabulary skills"

Jeeezus get over it

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You've had the best part of 24 hours. Anything more to say?.

Possibly the worst thread on the forum, its like somesort of kiss of death.

People come in, say hello then fuck off never to be heard from again.

The new generation of DLer has no staying power whatsoever.

 

With a welcoming committee like this inebriated pissant fuckwit turdburglar Dr Zorders how can anyone resist?

 

 

And I thought that was just a term of endearment that his mother used when she tucked him in at night.

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And what fucking use, in your 4th post, is this information?

 

Some people...

 

Here, but not all there!

 

P.S.

Watching the fly the wall family living in various decades the other night. Flash back on their new 1973 colour TV, I give you Richard Stilgoe. Now 72 years of age. Surprised he is not only Stilgoe alive but also Stilgoe so young.

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And what fucking use, in your 4th post, is this information?

 

 

To be fair, he is still at the Pointless Ranter stage.

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Well that's just us saying we agree with your observation of Zorders as being an inebriated pissant fuckwit turdburglar. Also that we believe it to be a very accurate description.

You can turn those notifications off if you want.

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Hi I'm new. Piss

 

Why was there a promoted tweet from you in my TL this morning?

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None from me, mind.

SC

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None from me, mind.

SC

Nor me.

 

Although to be fair, I don't actually have a twitter account.

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Hi I'm new. Piss

 

Why was there a promoted tweet from you in my TL this morning?

 

 

Because you don't have AdBlock. Get it together

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None from me, mind.

SC

Nor me.

 

Although to be fair, I don't actually have a twitter account.

 

Nor me. LOL

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Hi I'm new. Piss

 

Why was there a promoted tweet from you in my TL this morning?

 

 

Because you don't have AdBlock. Get it together

 

Where can my wife get a Gary Barlow thong (as featured in your avatar) ?

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Where can my wife get a Gary Barlow thong (as featured in your avatar) ?

 

On any of hith recordth, I thould thay.

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Where can my wife get a Gary Barlow thong (as featured in your avatar) ?

 

On any of hith recordth, I thould thay.

 

Marvellouth, the mitheth hath all hith thongth then.

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No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ?

 

You've been posting more regularly the last six weeks haven't you?

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No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ?

 

Poor kendoddsdadsdogsdead.

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No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ?

There have been several new members but they chose not to post here. I know new membership was suspended earlier this week due to the Korean invasion but I don't know if that's been lifted.

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No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ?

 

You've been posting more regularly the last six weeks haven't you?

 

 

Erm... good point. I think I'm the only newbie posting regularly here for the past 9 weeks.

 

When does a newbie become an oldie ?

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No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ?

There have been several new members but they chose not to post here. I know new membership was suspended earlier this week due to the Korean invasion but I don't know if that's been lifted.

 

 

I think the embargo is still in place, though I did tell all newbies to befriend Dr Zorders first & send him a friend request and also send him lots of messages regarding the sexual politics of the Qaran and also the background story of his great grandmothers bareknuckle fights with Queen Victoria which sadly led to her death in 1901.

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No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ?

 

Poor kendoddsdadsdogsdead.

 

 

By jove !! I await a 7 hour eulogy by Mr Dodd on that one.

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Hello, you have reached the Deathlist answering service...

 

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Hi, I'm Bluejay and a knob.

You will fit in well here.

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