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People talking about their football accumulator coupons. You'd have won £84 if Chesterfield had just held on for a draw would you? Fascinating. The modern day equivalent of your mum saying "ah, if only that had been another £1,000,000 we'd have won a million pounds!" after she finishes scratching off her lottery tickets.

Can you imagine if major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line.......... Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better Tesco Condoms - Every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk KFC Condoms - Finger licking good Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough Coca Cola condoms - The real thing Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide F CUK condoms - no comment required Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Polo condoms - the condom with the hole Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal!!!! John Smiths condoms - No nonsense Xbox live condoms - It's fun to play together McDonalds condoms - I'M LOVIN' IT! Intel condoms - Intel inside! Frosties condoms - They're grrrreat Ariston condoms - On and on with Ariston

Plans to reintroduce Lynx to Scotland. I bet David Grant will be pleased.

He has his own thread, so there's no need to mention him here. I still think it's a pity that this thread isn't inclusive. It should be a useful reference tool, but as things stand, it isn't.

The CEOs of some of the major corporations around the world met on Sunday with leading feminists as part of recognition for International Women's Day. The CEOs have declared that they fully acknowledge that there is a glass ceiling and vowed to remedy the situation and replace it with something that's easier to clean.

Facebook idiots. An anon who shall remain nameless has been clogging my feed up highlight being two posts. The first saying they'll understand if anyone whose in a dodgy group there in wants to delete them and the second saying their gonna start looking for a job.

Hey, you guys are the ones who have spent a whole century and more trying to make it illegal to be posh...... check yourself before you wreck your self maybe? This is cultural not political. No-one wants to see Bertie Wooster wearing a back to front baseball cap. And on the day when ITV BBC3 Channel 4 Channel 5 Netflix HBO and BBC in a joint production make such a thing a reality, I'm sure if you and Phantom and the like show up outside their studio waving your arms and worriedly explaining "uhh no, uh I think you uh missed the point, uh it wasn't supposed to be a cultural thing, it was just supposed......." they will say "oh, right sorry!" and cease immediately or something.. I do not have a problem with people being posh. I realise that people can't help where they were born or how they were raised. What I don't like to see if privilage denying opportunity to people who may be more talented. Lady Penelope was a bloody puppet the point I was trying to make is that she does not exist in the real world and should not be made to. There again I imagine I am not the target audience and those that are will know no better. I think the target audience is those that watched the original show and an attempt to bring it into the 21st century by using CGI. Personally I think the new format ruins it, much in the same way that they did with shows like Captain Pugwash. There was new Captain Pugwash? The Horror

Unless they're able to trace their heritage back to the original Britons, in which case we're all foreigners. I've only ever met one person who could and that line stopped as his wife was/is Irish. I don't think I've seen the level of racism that UKIP supporters display since the late 70s. many of them remind me of Tim Roth's character from the film "Made In Britain".

Yeah. Do you wanna make something of it or what? Only kidding. If you want a good example of how people stoop to racist insults or just insults in general, just read the comments on news stories for WCCO or KSTP (two local news channels here in Minnesota). They'll resort to racial stereotypes within a few seconds of the news story being posted.

It's possible Zsa Zsa is dead as like i said in my previous post i wouldn't put anything past Von Anhalt but i do think she is still being kept alive as in December Francesca just before her own death released a photo of her with Zsa Zsa to radar online and also haven't the courts said the "Prince" and Zsa Zsa can live in there house until she dies. Most crucially the real Owners of the house who inherit it once Zsa Zsa dies pay the "Prince" about £300,000 a year to look after her surely they will get some sort of proof she is still alive as surely they wouldn't pay someone all that money every year unless they knew for certain that she was still with us. There's a logic to your post above but some people are so unfeasibly wealthy the rest of us simply don't get it. I saw a discussion on BBC News over the weekend about the £35 million Sarah Brightman had on hand to pay for her own space voyage. The discussion also raised the point that she'd once bought an apartment in New York and simply forgotten about it popped into her mind whilst she was having coffee with a friend. I mean, every once in a while I'm having a drink with a mate and I'm reminded I own a copy of a particular album, but, a fucking New York apartment!? I don't mean too be rude but what has Sarah Brightman ever done to 'earn' that sort of money. If the answer is have sex with Andrew Lloyd-Webber then she is entitled to every penny. Apart from gargling on that gargoyle's fetid semen (and copping a decent divorce settlement as a result), she's one of those strange UK musical exports who can command massive live fees and boast mega sales in territories many of us don't consider (like Russia and the far east). Samantha Fox (massive singing star in India for many years) is a similar animal but lacks Ms Brightman's level of sales. Sarah has a Striesandesque ability to charge and get ticket prices at the very top end of the markets in those territories that have proven most willing to buy her records. She also holds some sales records; like co-performing the biggest selling single in the history of the German charts which is also joint #21 on the all time best sellers list. I think I may speak on behalf of many Deathlisters when I say I consider most of her work to be little more than unadulterated shite.

It is probably more frustration than obsession.

Three in one, best post of 2015 so far. Two Olympians to boot. Pure gold. SC

Long-distance sailor Florence Arthaud, Olympic swimmer Camille Muffat and Olympic boxer Alexis Vastine from France make it damage a trois in helicopter crash. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-31809231

No you didn't, you were on this forum posting crap for a good part of it. Also, watching every episode, back to back, uninterrupted, would take well over a week. Now run along, its past your bedtime. They did a marathon of every single episode here about a month or so ago. Unless you stayed awake for the entire thing it would take someone 202 hours and 20 minutes (that's if you watched them without commercials) to get through all 552 episodes Considering it takes 8.5 days to go through every episode (if you watched it non-stop). There's no way you'd have watched them over the course of a weekend/

Aye, it's a pisser some years eh? Incidentally, I spotted the obvious mistake and put The Unknown Man higher on the main scoreboard. The obvious point beyond that, a death on Death Impends' team in the next 22 days would give it a winning total. We're getting there.

Curry's had her chips.

No you didn't, you were on this forum posting crap for a good part of it. Also, watching every episode, back to back, uninterrupted, would take well over a week. Now run along, its past your bedtime.

Nah, she is alive, Von Anhalt would milk her passing to death, probably he'd have a special press conference like he did for her 98th Birthday and he would be all over the TV on talk shows etc.

He was the one who inspired me to become a vegetarian.

Britain's (former) tallest man, Chris Greener has died aged 71 (his funeral was today). He held the title for 40 years, at a mere 7' 6". He had a few movie credits, including The Elephant Man, and also appeared on the first Mrs. Merton Show.

There are many ways I can pull the knob off a vintage specimen. I will send you some private messages demonstrating my knob-pulling prowess if you like. As for the car, take my advice - weigh it in down the scrappy, and go and get pissed on the 80 quid they pay you for it

Oh, the noughties .... Gah! I misread it, thought it said the nineties. Another visit to Specsavers is indicated. Bruce is extremely versatile, he's had a go at most genres. I don't like everything he's done. But most people are only familiar with about half a dozen of his songs, and none recent.

It has been said that the past is a foreign country... Which is ironic really as that where most of the UKIP supporters come from.....

I have some "regrets" about picking the wrong people out of very narrow categories. For my DDP, I picked Walter Scheel, a very old former German president, only to find out that another, less old former German president (Richard von Weizsäcker) died. For the Hare's Death Pool, I picked Alexej Nawalny because I thought that Putin might attempt to kill a prominent member of the opposition, but then a different guy died. Also, at the beginning of the year, two german football world championship winners of 1954 were still alive, I picked Horst Eckel, but then the other guy died. And finally, I chose cancer-stricken former drummer of the german punk band "Die Toten Hosen" Wolfgang Rohde, but then the band's manager Jochen Hülder died.

Oh, so does that mean I can't list Hayley Mills, Suzi Quatro and Debbie Harry as my ex-girlfriends? I'll never forget the words Suzi said to me on the phone the last time I spoke to her. Which was "Who are you"? and "How did you get my number"?