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It's in the Mirror and the Metro too. While infowars are claiming that Prince was murdered by illumanati record execs Hope the place has been fully dusted for Prince.

I've joined the top 10 posters on this site, making me the first person with a post-06 join date (when this site was amazing and every single message was a piece of Algonquin Roundtable wit) to achieve such an honour.

Really? Not just a small race then, tone deaf cunts too.

Fuck sake, there's two there - Donleavy and Soper - I'd totally forgotten were still with us. Thanks

Not quite on topic (but when has that ever stopped anyone).....but Episode 3, Series 2 of Yes Minister is called "The Death List". After about 5 minutes of half-hearted searching I could find few references to Yes Minister on this site. Possibly the interested has waned from a deathlisting point of view as the show's 2 main characters have both been dead for some time. This leaves Derek Fowlds, Antony Jay and Johnathon Lynn (writers) as the only major players still kicking. John Nettleton (who played Sir Arnold) is also still alive.

Ok.............we need to know more.Edit: You are pulling my chain, aren't you. Me? Pull YOUR chain?

Detroit native Stirling Silliphant - 20 years Phoebe Snow (who I swore was a Canuck but it says she was American) - 5 years

"One line of inquiry remains"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies I don't think I am" POOF! The horse disappears. This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.

Bowie also acted and was very innovative which I why I think Prince is more akin to Bowie than Michael Jackson. They both experimented. Those experiments didn't always work but they allowed later artists other freedoms.

Ever reliable Daily Star mentioned the murder squad in the context of Prince's death this morning. So that'll be natural causes when they eventually reveal the truth, then.

Not a Carry On, for Sid James 40 years ago today, he died aged 62. http://www.zedge.net/ringtone/923438/

Whilst I like the analogy I think it's slightly more akin to your younger brother, whose got a lot of money, telling you that you need to keep on a good term with the rest of the family if you want help from him in the near term. When have we ever got help from Obama tho?The "back of the queue" thing was a very thinly non-veiled threat. The idea it would take ten years to "renogotiate" is like when the scummy Ryanair guy says with a grin "Oh, there's a £100 admin fee for refunding your £20 ticket to Minorca" or whatever. (And now I've said that, this country is full of mugs who actually put up with that so they'll probably fall for Obama's threats too). He's the EU's hired bully. It's more like my uncle saying "you'd better stay with your mother and be her slave until she dies or you'll be at the back of the queue for........ not-getting-run-over-by-me-in-my-dilapidated-Volvo". Let the UK stay in the EU. Mind your own fucking business.

Career album sales in Japan: Prince: 300,000 David Bowie: 200,000 Earth Wind and Fire: 500,000 Clearly Maurice White was the biggest star to die this year globally.

Well, 6 or so got assassinated, and 2 or so died from health issues. The latest being JFK in 1963 (well, duh, did you have a brainfart, Scraggy? ) History never was my strongpoint Radders. Re JFK : Erm... forgot about him. Yup ,Major Scraggy-Brainfart moment there. *salutes* How can you forget about JFK? It was all over the news.

Meanwhile, Sheena Easton goes to the shops. Maybe she had a premonition and thought "Let's get nuts": http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3557828/Prince-prot-g-Sheena-Easton-56-unrecognisable-shopping-trip-Las-Vegas-pays-tribute-warm-generous-friend.html

America needs more guns to stop this figure escalating.

No, I'm pretty sure she died of natural causes.

They're probably bigger than mine.

Did you know Tim Henman owns one of those extortionate loan companies now? I made the mistake of getting an unrepayable loan from him and he's now sent me a semi-final warning letter.

Or is she?

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Link isn't working afaik. No news reports of her death? Unfortunately not. http://www.ok-trauer.de/file_tmp/image_tmp/8/ea9739f7-9385-4105-9601-90b85efc974a.jpg She is now dead for about 10 days... Hmm, I didn't know her. Did any other german member know her? I never heard of her. Someone must have... http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/deadpool2016/celebs_S.html#schal0 Maybe she was their grandmother.

I love the paragraph at the top of page three, about making an initial response. "This... would usually take the form of an expression of sorrow." Usually? Under what circumstances would it be anything else?