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Grrr. It doesn't even show who likes your own posts anymore.

John Thaw nicked his last slag this day 15 years ago, aged 60.

He's a goner, this isn't some Wilko Johnson deal, this is a guy with stage 4 pancan who has finished his treatment and will now have a decent enough quality of life before a rapid escalation into hospitalisation and death within two weeks some time between November 2017 and February 2018.

Glen Campbell has Alzheimer's

Am I banned?

Americanised dates, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charles Beaumont stopped writing on this day 50 years ago, aged 38.

Baruch Spinoza died 340 years ago today following many years of substance abuse, aged 44.

Guardian Obit as expected: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/feb/21/tony-davis-obituary

Well then, I might already have my joker for 2018, and it's only February...

Funny, that's one of the few things I liked from the update.

Sexual pervert!

Not a drinker.

David Cassidy has revealed he has dementia and doesn't appear in top form.

Are you saying that something was Putin his food?

Not like the lazy fuck was going to tally up the points anyway.

This new update is absolutely abysmal and I've decided to use it as the impetus I've long needed to leave the forum and pursue more productive hobbies/interests. In light of which I am off, taraing, goodbyeing, so-longing, seeyalatering, exiting from the stage and going away. This forums going to the dumps, and I don't hang around in landfills (not since I was thirteen anyway)

I've met Dave Prowse and I've seen Last of the Summer Wine being filmed so I've seen Peter Sallis and I've seen the Queen and the D of E when they came to Tynwald about 12 years ago . I don't think there is anyone on the list I'd particularly like to meet, maybe Desmond Tutu or Honour Blackman.

Go on then, let's give this a go...Val Kilmer EDIT: Fuck. Beaten to it by mere seconds...I'll go with Sinead O'Connor then

Was about five minutes late coming back to mine and tuning into his regular interview with Eddie Mair and I knew straight away he was gone because his voice was clear again.I knew it must have been a compilation of previous interviews.

Twenty-five years since Dick York was put under the Grim Reaper's spell, aged 63. Best known for being the first Darrin to Elizabeth Montgomery's Samantha in Bewitched.

*sax solo then robbie rotten clones break out singing We are number (lfn: what in the bollocks in lazy town) We are number (lard bazaar: never in my frequent sexipaides have i heard of lazy town) Now listen closely, here's a little lesson in trickery this is going down in history. If you want to be a villain number (tempes fight: i never heard of lazy town does it support my Nazism?) You have to chase a super villain on the run. Now follow my moves and sneak around be careful not to make a sound *steps on twig. No give me that. We are number (Paul bearer: changes joey Russ banned to "doesn't know what lazy town is) We are number (cat o'falk: i was too busy watching planes to know about lazy town) We are number (me : I couldn't watch it over the sound of me banging your mom) Now look at this net that I just found, when i say be ready to throw, go! *lands on Robbie rotten. Let's try something else. Now watch and learn hears the deal. He'll slip and slide on these banna peels. *clones slip. What are you doing. We are number (Dr zorders: i don't watch pro Halibut propaganda) We are number (Phantom: I don't watch anti Halibut propaganda) We are number (rockerhopper penguin: her again i get the last word and it is what is lazy town?)