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Incidentally (and belatedly) congratulations to The Living End for becoming the first DDP team in history to pass the 1000 points mark! Currently on 65pts which makes a grand total of 1021pts... I salute you!

Oh, that was a long time ago. Willz reported it 15 seconds after his death.

Kudos to the man whose cancer-googling shadow we all stand in.

Incredible - I'd be slipping him bungs to ignore me if I was famous

Here's mine: Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi: Warmongers are hunting for him, which I think they'll get him before the end of the year. Also, he's DDT joker. 75% Alan Aspin: 100% dead, but 5% obit chance Tony Booth: I feel he'll die this year, but he'll hold on a bit longer, possibly into 2018. 85% Ian Brady: As I said many times before, he was included due to a gut feeling. I might have to not trust my gut next year. 40% Glen Campbell: The same as Booth. 85% Errol Christie: A fighter, but surely he's going to die soon. 99% Rick Davies: A Lee Evans Gambit I fell for, but I'm not writing him out completely. Yet. His cancer is incurable, so 20% will do. Gord Downie: That very notable media silence which will then lead into death. 99% Greg Gilbert: Many are saying he's a late year death, but since that life saving chemo will only extend his life by 2 weeks, I think he'll die in summer tbh. 95% Heidi Loughlin: Currently tweeting away and doing her bucket list, but if they do take away her drugs, as an article suggested in late January, then she could die. 60% Colin Meads: Currently doing well in his bout with pancreatic cancer, but pancreatic cancer always wins. 65% Simon Ricketts: Was always going to be a 2017/2018 gamble, but he seems to be doing well. 50% Stefan Karl Stefansson: Like Colin Meads, pancreatic cancer always strikes back, just a matter of when. 65% Ben Suisala: He seems fucked with his brain tumor. He'll die, but obitality is another issue. I put it currently at an optimistic 70%.

If he is alive in 2018, he'll be on the Deathlist AND The Drop 40.

Not too bad.I am off crutches now but still swollen and bruised!

With such a deadpooling career he should obit when he goes! Let us know!

Suzuki died in 2017 and Sluizer in 2014.

Saw Russell Howard last night at the Genting Arena in Birmingham. Very funny. Now I've been to many a gig at that venue, mostly rock bands, I've seen people pissed up, passed out, rough as fuck, venue trashed, but I've never seen anyone kicked out for fist fighting - until last night. At a RUSSELL HOWARD show. Most amusing!

Cardinal Vlk has died (and I see TDC has noted this in the time it took me to write this up) which is points for Death Impends too. Seriously guys, we don't want a penalty shootout here! Had a glance around but don't see any other hits. Rad’s Die-monds in the Sky (Rad Guy) vs Bibliogryphon 1-0 The Dead Cow vs Tommy J’s Eleven to Heaven – Or Elsewhere for Nevin (Death Impends) 6-6 Heef vs Death Comes to Wembley (Garn2) 4-1 Maryportfuncity vs 101 Great Practical Jokes with Luciano Re Cecconi (Spade Cooley) 0-3 Captain Chorizo vs The GUN’11 (Grim Up North) 1-1 The Cooler Name (Switch) vs DDT 0-2 Deadsox vs Pedro67 0-0 Rover’s Rovers (Roverandout) vs “O” (gcreptile) 0-6

Czech Roman Catholic cardinal, Miloslav Vlk, passed away today at the age of 84.

10 years since stumps for Bob Woolmer, aged 58.

The problem with this country is the press. The press have hounded politicians and demonised them for so long know that nobody sane wants to put up with that level of scrutiny, hassle etc, so we are ran by the very few insane people left who wake up and decide they want to be a politician.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

I am going to go predict that April 1st will be an iconic day in Deadpooling.We get the news that Errol Chritie has died in the early hours of the morning at about 730 am.Catherine Nevin' death is announced at about 11am the same morning.At 12:30 it is announced that Martin McGuinness has died an hour previously.At 4pm Uk time Gord Downies death is announced.Then at 7pm King Michael is announced to have died late afternoon but due to McGuinneses demise he only gets a 10 second mention on the news at 10.

That all sounds very plausible!

I think they are all fucking useless so id not be making any recommendations.

Ann Beach, perhaps best known for her role of Sonia Barrett in Fresh Fields, has died aged 78.

Given Trump's current estrangement from the truth if he announced his own terminal illness would it make people more or less likely to pick him in a dead pool?

Yes, it was quite popular over here in the 90s - when Channel 4 did that Top 100 Animated Films/TV show in 2004* compiled by their sponsors the voting public, Spongebob finished in 28th place, ahead of The Magic Roundabout, Rugrats, etc... I thought it was a bit rubbish but I was probably too old for it, younger family members loved it. *Channel 4 didn't have SuperTed on the voting shortlist, so crap list.

Glynis Johns

"Kill Yourself" message left on police officer's car. Maybe an ex-poster has decided to take trolling to a new level

Using fucking gobshite words instead of the words everyone has used for ages. Headmaster on radio today talking about families being 'financially challenged'. The word is POOR and how in fuck's name does calling someone financially challenged instead of poor make their life or situation sound any better. From the frigging dictionary - see below. Just use the fucking word to say what you fucking mean instead of namby pambying around it. Are there some fucking educational guidelines out there somewhere written by some fucking cretin that states that people can't be called poor any more? Fucking Jesus Christ - sometimes I think the world needs that fucking nutter Donald Trump just to fucking sort out these fucking cretins. poor pɔː,pʊə/ adjective 1. lacking sufficient money to live at a standard considered comfortable or normal in a society. "they were too poor to afford a telephone"

Noooo swear filter must be on again