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Damn, IDK what she was hospitalized for, but she looks like she's in her 20s!

for next year , why not Jean, Grand duke of Luxembourg ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean,_Grand_Duke_of_Luxembourg ) He is very old now (born 1921)

Amazing what goes through your head when you are pissed on happy hour bacardi and cokes. Oh dear.

2 years of high school completed, 2 more to go. I'm starting to look at potential colleges to apply to when the time comes my senior year. I've decided that a private liberal arts college will probably be the best fit for me, so I'm looking at which ones I could apply to. I'm ignoring the Oklahoma Baptist University letter that I received in the mail though...

Well meh. I guess we are so used to seeing George looking miserable that Barbara looking remotely frail is a cause for concern.

Its the back of 7, blitzed on Bacardi & ballet you should be snoozing, trying on sandals etc... Get back to sleep...

My Hero

I agree that George will die first but I think Barbara will die like a month after or something like that. It happened to my great grandparents, after my great grandfather died, my great grandmother died just 9 days after him.

I am going to wait for a really irritating leftist jumped up teen making the news and pick them.

That is cheating surely?:P

FFS

I would still put money on George going first.

Hahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahah. Outlier poll, mind. Hahahahahahahahaha anyhow.

Tories 43% Labour 38% Might be an outlier, if it's not then I might start getting excited... This is a ridiculous surge and if it keeps at current pace Corbyn could actually do it.

Congrats on becoming a granddad. Don't worry about your granddaughter, she'll turn out to be a strong, young lady with character. Take it from me, a Chicagoan. Plenty of trashy, hood families here, including my own. Me and all my friends and every kid in the school grew up around alcoholics, junkies, livin' from paycheck to paycheck. And every one of us sorry ass motherfuckers turned out hard-working and responsible. I'm assuming your family ain't that bad, but point is, shitty families make good people.

I am 52, pissed, in a metaphorical car crash and I hate people. Im going to be a grandad in August and I despair at the shit she will be born into. It's all fucked up.

Connery was at least well enough to pay tribute to Roger Moore: http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/808843/Sir-Roger-Moore-dead-James-Bond-films-tributes-Sean-Connery-Pierce-Brosnan-Daniel-Craig Still, I think the comittee will include him next year, like they included Mr. Prowse after Carrie Fisher's death. They won't want to miss the next dead Bond.

How long until theories the "Manchester Arena bombing was an inside job by the Tories to make sure they didn't lose the election" nutjob theories start circulating?

Few more Tory seats in Manchester probably.

What about dying

It's about time Billy Graham met his maker.....Being the company rep, he must be due to be called to the committee room and offered a place on the board.

I am mostly getting pissed on bacardi. That is all.

He's a goner, this isn't some Wilko Johnson deal, this is a guy with stage 4 pancan who has finished his treatment and will now have a decent enough quality of life before a rapid escalation into hospitalisation and death within two weeks some time between November 2017 and February 2018.

You know, I still think he's going to die this year. He may be in remission, but I feel like it'll come back later in the year. Just like Bonnie Brown and Vera Caslavka.

*sax solo then robbie rotten clones break out singing We are number (lfn: what in the bollocks in lazy town) We are number (lard bazaar: never in my frequent sexipaides have i heard of lazy town) Now listen closely, here's a little lesson in trickery this is going down in history. If you want to be a villain number (tempes fight: i never heard of lazy town does it support my Nazism?) You have to chase a super villain on the run. Now follow my moves and sneak around be careful not to make a sound *steps on twig. No give me that. We are number (Paul bearer: changes joey Russ banned to "doesn't know what lazy town is) We are number (cat o'falk: i was too busy watching planes to know about lazy town) We are number (me : I couldn't watch it over the sound of me banging your mom) Now look at this net that I just found, when i say be ready to throw, go! *lands on Robbie rotten. Let's try something else. Now watch and learn hears the deal. He'll slip and slide on these banna peels. *clones slip. What are you doing. We are number (Dr zorders: i don't watch pro Halibut propaganda) We are number (Phantom: I don't watch anti Halibut propaganda) We are number (rockerhopper penguin: her again i get the last word and it is what is lazy town?)