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A Mugabe joke: A Robert Mugabe joke - Dead Pig Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Mugabe tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen." One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happen to you?" Robert asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me." "My God! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe. The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."

Is that better or worse than strong and stable?

Do not feed the trolls.

I love you Joey but you should lighten up.

Why are you being so racist?

When Philip dies, I wonder what happens to that religion that worships him. The cargo cult in the Pacific.

Just watched The Producers for the first time and rewatched Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles. Brooks is a legend I hope he keeps going for a long time.

Bobby Muggs killing Roey here, ngl.

91 today

I've got 3 teams. I think that's your maximum.

Why do you always have to think of people in colours, is such a backward way to think, when I think of a actor, I look at their ability to act not what colour they are.

Call me a troll, anymore racial slurs?? You just pissed off because I got more fans than you.

Is it juvenile that I find this Mugabe bloke genuinely funny? That would look very bad out of context!

I would watch her if she didn't keep canceling concerts.

I can see both arguments. He's an important figure, ill, and deathlisty though.

Maybe you should have a poll on what will fall first: Michael, Akihito, etc, etc, or the May Government.

Well clearly there isn't consensus on here that all leaders of whatever country don't deserve their own thread if a poster so wishes to create one. I'm sure you can live with that! A thread will rise or fall, sink into oblivion or bounce on top of the waves on its own merits. I can't see the point of people getting worked up over this type of thing and having a go at the thread starter. The thread either dies on its arse or it doesn't!

No way! Liked him very much. Was also in John Wick.

Their both deathlisty for sure but I'd say Jackie Stallone is a better pick than Mel in terms of expecting a hit. Mel Brooks was one of the last men standing at the BAFTAS party earlier this year partying and drinking etc well into the early hours. Excellent stamina!

Sorry if I came across as sounding patronising, I was just trying to suggest that information about deadlines is often on the first post

Shame no fucker's watching it...

I think it was msc who said that threads are a meritocracy and if it is not threadworthy it will sink to page 37 and may as well not be a thread. I've never started a thread but if I was considering doing one for a person then after doing a search to check there was not one already I would follow the following logic. 1) Is this person old and so famous that there will be news about them weekly to give the thread legs? If yes, start thread, if No then go to 2) 2) Is this person ill/at risk of dying and famous enough that there will be some coverage following their illness/life endangering activities? If yes, then 3), if No then don't start a thread. 3) Can I find a thread that covers the reason why this person is famous? If Yes, then post in there, if no then Start a thread Otherwise what will happen is you will write a long opening post justifying the thread (see many recent examples including this one) which will be followed by some posts debating whether or not there should be a thread and then the thread will sink to page 37 until such a time that something happens to justify them having a thread of their own at which point either Someone will do a thread search and resurrect your thread by posting in it or Someone will set up a new thread and a Mod will have to merge the two threads. The answers for Ethel are 1) No 2) No If you want to raise her as a possibility of dying then you could have stuck her in the Ideas & Possibilities thread.

and lost his deal with Disney.

Well, who Goddammit? Don't feed the troll

Good one