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Haha - last in your own Dead Pool - that's overly polite!

Most teams played their cards right by not penciling Sir Bruce Forsyth into their pack. For the 9 teams that did have him, whether higher or lower, it will not be nice to see the below scoreboard, to see the below scoreboard it will not be nice. Drol strictly maintains his lead at the top of the scoreboard, isn't he doing well? Here are the scores! 1st - Drol - 7 points =2nd - Dr_T - 22 points =2nd - The Unknown Man - 22 points 4th - CaptainChorizo - 25 points =5th - Bert Trautmann - 30 points =5th - Garn2 - 30 points =5th - Grim Up North - 30 points =8th - Book - 31 points =8th - Morbidkid - 31 points 10th - gcreptile - 33 points 11th - GraveDanger - 34 points =12th - msc - 35 points =12th - YoungWillz - 35 points 14th - Bibliogryphon - 36 points 15th - RadGuy - 40 points 16th - Death Impends - 41 points 17th - Shaun of the Dead - 42 points 18th - Toast - 44 points =19th - CharonsCrew - 48 points =19th - WednesdayAddams - 48 points 21st - rockhopperpenguin - 51 points 22nd - Pedro67 - 54 points 23rd- Deathray - 59 points =24th - Joeyruss - 63 points =24th - Switch - 63 points 26th - esher - 67 points =27th - Angels - 77 points =27th - Dead Cow - 77 points

Will he be going higher or lower?

The thing is what's wrong with saying fuck islam? Is his freedom of speech to disagree with a religion (who the majority of the western world now agree religion is BS) more important than islamic feelings? I fully agree you can drag many verses out of any religious book and justify violence but how about we look at the actions of said folllowers. Violent verses are in the bible but name the last time a christian violently acted it out? Is anyone here really telling me that if all these rape gang attacks, bombings and ramming attacks had been committed by Scientologists there wouldn't be calls to close down/ban or look into the whole 'religion' .People hate islam because of its actions not because they're racist.People connect the dots and see that the one thing all these terrorists have in common is they're muslims . Same if it was Scientologists and that's a majority white religion. People would think maybe Scientology is brainwashing these people into doing this. If i'd had said fuck the mormons i doubt anyone would of called me bigoted besides those mormons do more than enough fucking for all of us . I have no idea why liberals are hell bent on defending a ultra conservative illiberal pseudoreligion like islam. No islam isn't in my opinion one of the abrahamic religions (it came 600+ years later) is a personality cult about a guy called Mohamed who plagiarised the bible and torah and added his own few elements in there. You see the torah referenced the bible and vice versa also Jesus and Abraham didn't have revelations all of a sudden in a cave aged 30 (if you believe in the religious text) they're special from the moment they were born . Those books didn't mention another prophet not even hinted about a arab prophet called mohammed you would think they would of since he is supposedly the 'last' prophet . Muslims see jesus as a prophet yet they never listened to his warnings Matthew 24.11 , 2 Cor 11: 4 etc. So Muslims are saying a prophet of god lied many times and also lied about being the son of god and Gabriel lied and the angels lied and Abraham lied. God sent theses people therefore they're saying god is a deceiver and sent liars.Lying is most associated with the devil so essentially muslims are calling their own god a devil . This is if you follow the religion , even theologically and spiritually it doesn't make sense. If your an atheist it makes even less sense . p.s i can see 1000 years from now (if islam doesn't wipe out all religions) people killing for Scientology.

Well done Deathlist on another victory. Good name, good name.

What do points make? Golden Slumbers' first DDP victory by the looks of it.

Fuck it. The problem now is NOT Christianity, I don't go to church and don't spend my day praying God, but even a child would understand the problem now is Islam. Islam, not fucking ISIL. Do you think all Moroccans, Algerians, Tunisians living in Europe are saddened by these attacks? They celebrate them instead. Family of "regular" Moroccans here celebrated two whole days after the Twin Towers attack and that was in 2001. You are idiots if you think they would stand by your side against fanatic Muslims; they know they'll get Europe with demography, these attacks only shows the West is a paper tiger. Once they will be the majority (sooner than you expect) they will take the power, with regular elections, impose shariia , come back to the 1300s in Europe and start the road to perdition which led us Europeans to be a bunch of pussies. And I'm specially referring to the last 20-30 years, not to the great things Western man did during centuries of Enlightment which was never known by Islamic/ African countries. Church was a cancer for Europe during the Middle Age, but before it started to burn black cats and women supposed to be witches it defended people from Barbaric attacks. Bible is full of violent pages, expecially the Old Textament, but no one dares to give a literal interpretation of them nowadays, while Quran has to be literally understood. They are not evolved they don't care about your rants against Christianism/ Trump/ Putin/ populism, they will cut your liberal throats once they will get them. And it will be soon. Ah, and sites like this will be considered complete balsphemy by them. Forget to come here when you will have your first Mohammad president.

Reaction will be clear. Use your #prayforbarcelona hashtags, change your profiles images on Facebook, play Imagine at the piano, hear the Pope crying and terrorists will be defeated forever! Till the next attack.

I don't have a problem with you saying "fuck Islam," "fuck Christiantity," "fuck chips," or "fuck me." Passages were cherry-picked from the Quran so I cherry picked passages from the Bible to illustrate the point that neither book has a monopoly on pacifism. All religions have been defended using violence throughout human history. When was the last time Christians violently acted out? Last week, Charlottesville, Virginia, USA. Most white supremacists are avowed Christians. One of the things they claim is a need to defend white Christian culture. One took a page right out of pages of the ISIS playbook and drove a Dodge Challenger (grey, by the way) into a crowd of people. I hear, "Those people aren't really Christians - they don't follow what Christianity stands for." That is accepted in the west. How is that any different from, "Those people aren't really Muslim - they don't follow what Islam stands for."? To accept one and not the other is hypocrisy and plain prejudice based in who one perceives to be the "other." I am old enough to remember Ku Klux Klan members burning the Christian cross in the yards of black-owned houses and businesses. I am old enough to remember white supremacists marching with crosses and Confederate battle flags down the main streets of Fort Worth, Texas, proclaiming that their brand of white Christianity was superior to Catholics, other non-protestants, Jews and Blacks, and if anyone dared oppose them there would be hell to pay. I am also old enough to remember many times when that hell was dished out - once I saw it on the front lawn of the school I attended seventh grade in. I was 12. The moral equivalence here is not in religion, though. It is in the willingness to use violence out of fear of change and to attempt to stop the threat of the perceived "other." Religion is a red herring regardless if it is espoused as all powerful by a Muslim cleric or a United States president. It's only an excuse to justify acting from ignorance and fear. My father fought in WWII, Korea and Vietnam. Thirty years in the American military and recipient of multiple commendations for bravery, one being the Silver Star (which is the third highest award for valor). He was a typical soldier - strict, disciplined, and conservative. He also took me to the corner of Lancaster Ave and Handley Drive in Fort Worth one morning to watch the Klan march - not to support them, but to tell me, "Carol, watch closely. The only way this will stop is if your generation refuses to tolerate it and unmasks the men under those hoods. Remember, though, you have to understand why they do what they do in order to stop them from doing what they do." I wish we had done a better job. People will always react with violence to protect what they consider to be threatened whether it is a loved one, personal property, or a way of life. Various resons will be used to justify the violence. Religion is handy, so is ethnicity, sexual orientation, economics, gender.... There are militant groups that engage in violence for environmental reasons and to promote veganism. It's no different. What I see in your writing above is primarily an attack on Islam because you don't consider it to be Abrahamic and it is wrong because it doesn't acknowledge Jesus as the son of God, neither does Judaism (except Messianic Jews, but they are a strict minority). Mormonism does, though. If you don't believe someone is a prophet of God you are hardly going to believe they actually spoke for God, therefore what they say can't be coming from God. One other thing - if you're an atheist no religion makes sense, including Christianity.

You used the term 'modern SUV' and the Range Rover predates the Jeep Cherokee XJ. The Range Rover was developed to suit the farmer who wanted to trailer a herd of sheep off of a field in the morning and attend a wedding in the evening. The early Range Rover had rubber floor mats ( no carpets) and vinyl seats to allow them to be hosed down, eliminating pig shit and sheep saliva etc. On that basis, the Range Rover was the first TRUE SUV, however, back in 1970, they didn't use poncey words to sell lifestyle choice vehicles. Incidentally, the Land Rover was developed by by engineer Maurice Wilks who saw a gap in the market after marvelling at the old WW2 Jeep he was using on his farm. You COULD say that the early Land Rover Station wagon model even predates the Range Rover, as they were spartan but designed to be work and leisure vehicles. To wit, the Range Rover was, probably, the first serious SUV as it combined extreme comfort normally found in hugely expensive cars with the durability, strength and work horse capabilities of its sister Land Rover, Jeep and anything that went across the desert on tracks ( Citroen) in the 1920s and the like or summat etc etc. I didn't even need to look that all up.

What about whataboutism? CarolAnn makes a perfectly valid point, you can't just extrapolate from a sample of one to 'prove' your case and expect not to be challenged. Some of the posts made today really depress me and suggest that the terrorists are achieving their aim in one sense; they want an all out holy war and if the level of vitriol towards Muslims expressed on this thread is in any way indictive of public feeling, then eventually that is what they will get.

Is he dead yet?

Goodbye Mr Saturday Night...

Didn't he die well?

Religion is built for those who have such shit lives, that they have to devote it to a false god. It's really sad when you think deep about it.

This nurse is all of us deadpoolers:

Sigh. Because freedom of speech comes with responsibilities. Responsibilities which were signally lacking in the post I quoted. I don't think I'm the one struggling with the concept here.

Fuck Islam!

Like fuck it was. Designed by Spen King and launched in 1970. A small Island inhabited by clever bastards.

Absolutely whataboutism. Valid, though. If you are going to excoriate someone else's words you should probably make sure your own back yard is clean. And Christianity's back yard is way far not clean.

He can't last too much longer... god needs to give that old bitch a break before his lungs burst.

It's like Zorders never left, sometimes. All we need is someone to start moaning about their mummy issues.

13 dead and 50 injured. Islam is love.

Some names Hugh Hefner (elderly) Angela Lansbury (elderly) Prince Philip of Edimburg (elderly) Jerry Lewis (elderly) Jimmy Carter (elderly) Roman Polański (elderly) Sepp Blatter (FIFA scandal) Donald Trump (serious death threat) The Clintons John Major (old age) Shannen Doherty (cancer) Céline Dion (widowed, unable to overcome her husband's death) Pete Doherty (overdose) Liam Neeson (health issues?) Angelina Jolie (nervous breakdown, former drug addict, rumored to be anorexic) Amber Heard (nervous breakdown, seems very depressed) Rob Kardashian (family issues, rumored to be estranged from his newborn child) Pope Benedict XVI (old age) James Cameron (will he shoot a movie soon? This name is popping up in my head, don't know why) Nigel Farage (mad?) Jean-Marie Le Pen (old age) Silvio Berlusconi (heart disease) A famous Formula One driver? Bob Dylan Russell Crowe (mad? Will he freak out once again?) Sinead O'Connor (suicidal) Helmut Kohl (frail) Snoop Dog (don't ask me why) Michel Platini (FIFA scandal) Michel Houellebecq (unhealthy look, controversial writer) Malala Yousefaï' (targeted by ISIS?) Britney Spears Selena Gomez (heath issues)