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On the other hand, the ten most fecked according to the views of our collective: 1. John McCain 6 2. Leah Bracknell 13 3. Nobby Stiles 21 =4. Charlotte Rae 23 =4. Stefan Karl Stefansson 23 6. Marieke Vervoort 24 7. Tessa Jowell 28 8. Fernando Ricksen 30 9. Greg Gilbert 39 10. Rev Billy Graham 43 Add one more decrepit name and its not a bad DL Cup team.

I actually had a weird dream last night. On the news there was an article about a boat belonging to Mick Jagger being blown up whilst participating in the race. Then it cut to pages of the Deathlist where @charon has boasted on the forum that 'something' was going to happen to Mick Jagger's boat.

I feel euthanasia shouldn't count for unnatural points in the same way executions don't (although someone has to be sentenced and executed in the same year to get points to begin with!), with that sense of being a "legal" death even if the means are technically unnatural. I'll admit the unnatural bonus wasn't even on my mind when I jokered Vervoort; I just figured she'd make the Drop 40 and be more certain to go than any other 13 pointer!

Pm LFN, he posts on there.

Always impressive to see you drift backwards and forwards from Mr Nice Guy to Mr Cunt them back again.

No, the deadline for this game has always been end of the month before a round. So you're in the February games, you've got till midnight on the 31st January.

His dementia diagnosis was confirmed by the Danish Royal Palace spokesperson last year so no longer rumour.

Ah the conversation I was looking for on 2nd January has finally happened It's lucky dead pooling is just for fun so we can all just accept whatever Spade decides with good grace because otherwise this could be going through the law courts for years!

And now, the very first leaderboard. I did say that the bonuses are hidden, but if the participants remember from last year, there were some bonuses. First things first, almost everyone will receive 1 point for their public team reveal. The only two teams that PM'd their team to me, msc and Phantom of the Midway, will receive zilch. Next, if you didn't completely fill up the subs bench, you'll gain a point for each emptied spot. Subs that already have been in used or subs that are repeats of main team members do not count. Only The Dead Cow started with a completely empty subs bench, but since Kamprad went before the start, he lost one of his points. Still, he is currently in the lead. As for other people, leaving two subs open seems to be a popular choice to some, and because of that, Book, Gooseberry Crumble, Pedro67, Toast, and Torva Messor will receive two points. On the other hand, if you read the team list, you'll notice that msc still had eight subs remaining, and he started with ten. Because he went over the five subs, which is clearly in the rules, I will be docking him 1 point for each extra sub. However, instead of him losing five points, I'll only take the three that is currently shown in the team masterlist because I feel kind. I won't necessarily be so nice to the next person who does this (hopefully no one else does this again). Finally, a new bonus that I'm trying out, I'm going to give a point to the person who posted their team first and last. I have excluded my self for this so I'm at a disadvantage, so the winners of the first and last bonus point is FixedBusiness and CastAway. Here are the scores! 1st - The Dead Cow - 5 points 2nd= - Book - 3 points 2nd= - Gooseberry Crumble - 3 points 2nd= - Pedro67 - 3 points 2nd= - Toast - 3 points 2nd= - Torva Messor - 3 points 7th= - CastAway - 2 points 7th= - FixedBusiness - 2 points 9th= - Bibliogryphon - 1 point 9th= - CaptainChorizo - 1 point 9th= - Death Impends - 1 point 9th= - drol - 1 point 9th= - Heef - 1 point 9th= - Joey Russ - 1 point 9th= - Unknown Man - 1 point 9th= - YoungWilz - 1 point 17th - Phantom of the Midway 0 points 18th - Msc - negative 3 points

Saw him on a talk show not long ago. He’s still doing pretty good it seems. He’s performing live in Vegas in April. I mean at his age anything can happen but not one I would really bank on. http://www.wynnlasvegas.com/Entertainment/MelBrooks

During Jimmy Carter's Sunday School on January 7th, he mentions his son getting him a motorized scooter for Christmas. Supposedly he suffered a fall and showed up to church with a cast on one of his hands.

Someone might have got a sneaky unique joker on that TV personality who did the shoplifting and did for herself. Isobel Barnett?

Wanker.

Diane Bishop is another LotLer for the above round up.

I've submitted to get it out of the way - it was starting to ruin my life!!

Robert Frost is who we lost 55 years ago (88).

This combination was irresistible for the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/jan/28/dennis-peron-medical-marijuana-california-dies

John McCrae became part of the Flanders Fields on this day 100 years ago, aged 45.

Thought Ingvar Kamprad would be a hit here.

Yeah, unfortunately, it will take so fucking long to work out how to put the bastard thing together he would have completely decomposed to the point where a dustpan and brush and a bin will all that will be needed to dispose of him.

And Prophet should have 2 points for Rayya Elias. Looking forward to the February lists! This is a nice Deadpool.

See this as a "gets to 12 by hook or crook" type year. And we already had one of the hooks or crooks. I think Brackers, McCain, Jowell, Dole, Moss, and Wouk are all going down this year.

You are correct. My observational powers ARE shit. One time when I was a teenager, a friend of my dad’s pulled over in a car and leant across her passenger to call through the open window ‘do you want a lift home?’. ‘No thanks’ I said and went to carry on my merry way when her passenger said ‘get in you tit’ - the passenger was MY DAD and the car was MY DAD’S and I had not noticed

Who were you guys before you changed your names? I've lost track

Apparently for 1 out of 8 of you Brits, going out to see a COW for the first time in your life. What the hell is wrong with you people? SC