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Loudon Wainwright didn't sing "Dead basketball coach in the middle of the road" as it wouldn't fit the tune nor would it be historically accurate. However, Larry Hunter is dead, and it's unique points for The Dead Cow. If that's the weirdest attempted segue in Cup history yet, then blame a stupidly busy work. Is it the weekend? Thank god. Tempted to give everyone a 10 point bonus for it being Friday, but you'll just have to accept that in spirit, and in reality it's: Dead Cow v Sir Creep 4-0 DDT v Deadsox 0-0

Oh I'll be happy to relay one from three weeks ago. Go to the morning safety meeting and the Tool Pusher (man in charge of the oil rig crew) says we are pulling pipe out of the hole because the drilling motor failed and jammed up, then slams a plastic pull tab thingy from a 5-gal chemical canister on the table and blames the rig crew for dropping it into the mud pits, and of course it ends up at the bottom of the hole and the rest is history. I didn't say shit of course, but I knew we (we are 3rd party services) also had a canister above the pits, and after the meeting I checked and yes, our pull tab thingy was missing. So it cost us an entire day of progress, and rigs are about $40000/day, so there you go! I got that canister outta there ASAP sight unseen, into the bin. No one the wiser. I also got to sit around for 12 hours collecting pay doing nothing, so I got a reward too! SC

At this point, I just wish that he would die peacefully with his family surrounded by him. John McCain has definitely declined recently ever since he “temporarily” left the senate in December, and it sounds like that he’s suffering a great deal right now. While there are many issues I disagree with him on, someone who has served his country for much of his lifetime doesn’t deserve to be in that frail of a state. I don’t think there’s really much he can do at this point, so I hope that he spends his final days with his family and friends so he can see the people he knows once more before he inevitably goes to the grave.

Lord Martin of Springburn; Caroline Brown; Valerie Riches; Gustav Born and Michael Anderson.

Widnae.

Jet2 LS395 at 1720 hrs?

Ninth Leaderboard 2018: (*=Joker) 1st: gcreptile: 333 Points [5/25] (Manikan; Olivera; J Cooper; Elvy; Tajima) 2nd: msc - 317 Points [8/25] (*Elias; Cryne; Alcock; Stokes; Miller; Nevin; Lafaye; DeKoven) 3rd: Prophet - 300 Points [4/25] (Graham; Groening; Hawking; Tajima) 4th: NiceGuyEddie - 297 Points [5/25] (Cryne; Olivera; Miller; Shore; Tajima) 5th: Captain Chorizo - 277 Points [7/25] (Monson; Elias; Alcock; Kit; L. Gilbert; Goodwin; Shore) 6th: FujimoriNoMorey - 265 Points [4/25] (Cryne; Miller; Shore; B. Bush) 7th: Death Impends - 262 Points [5/25] (Killen; Kit; Graham; Dorfles; Tajima) =8th: Joey Russ - 212 Points [4/25] (Smith; Olivera; Graham; Tajima) =8th: Whoaml - 212 Points [4/25] (Malone; Graham; Bannister; Lucas) 10th: Toast - 209 Points [4/25] (Elias; Miller; Bannister; B. Bush) 11th: drol - 195 Points [7/25] (Elias; Zarin; Cryne; Alcock; Miller; Tsvangirai; Nevin) 12th: The Dead Cow - 185 Points [3/25] (Sawyer; Lafaye; B. Bush) =13th: John Key - 157 Points [2/25] (Graham; B. Bush) =13th: The Unknown Man - 157 Points [5/25] (Elias; Cryne; Miller; Tsvangirai; Graham) =13th: mr whit - 157 Points [2/25] (Graham; B. Bush) 16th: Grim Up North - 151 Points [5/25] (Elias; Cryne; Alcock; Miller; Goodwin) =17th: Book - 127 Points [2/25] (Le Guin; B. Bush) =17th: the_engineer - 127 Points [4/25] (Falkholt; Sawyer; Miller; Graham) 19th: Widows Peak - 123 Points [2/25] (Graham; Hawking) =20th: Bibliogryphon - 119 Points [2/25] (*Hauxwell; Bannister) =20th: Phantom of the Midway - 119 Points [3/25] (Smith; Tsvangirai; Fabray) 22nd: Fixed Business - 113 Points [3/25] (Monson; Graham; Goodwin) 23rd: Deathray - 106 Points [1/25] (B. Bush) 24th: Grigori: 103 Points [2/25] (Kit; Hawking) 25th: Pedro67 - 72 Points [1/25] (Hawking) 26th: Wormfarmer - 70 Points [2/25] (Sawyer; Nevin) 27th: Sir Creep - 58 Points [3/25] (Elias; Falkholt; Miller) 28th: Sean - 51 Points [1/25] (Graham) 29th: Torva Messor - 3 Points [1/25] (Elias) 30th: YoungWillz - 0 Points [0/25]

The ConIFA World Cup gets underway in London on 31st May. The tournament is made up of teams not affiliated with FIFA. Northern Cyprus vs Tibet at Enfield's ground looks like the pick of the ties. However I'm rooting for Tuvalu, a nation made up of such narrow atolls that there is only room in the country for one, not entirely flat, football pitch.

I phoned him in the 80s and he was keen back then to claim he had all manner of missing episodes 'for exchange'. Please add 'fantasist' & 'pathetic timewaster' to the sobriquet 'superfan'

This do? https://www.citizen-times.com/story/sports/2018/05/04/former-wcu-coach-larry-hunter-dead-68/581368002/

Sadly I couldn't post this in this thread https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/1244-johnnie-cochran/ because it is closed for some reason. Edit: Yay, re-opened, thanks oh gods of DL! Anyhow, his dad Johnnie Senior has died aged 101. https://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/2018/05/04/johnnie-l-cochran-sr-dad-famous-lawyer-dies-101/580498002/

Good luck Creep. But yer on the back foot as of now as recently retired basketball coach and unique pick for me Larry Hunter has died. Awaiting obit.

Hated that song. Even at the age of 3 it used to boil my urine.

Worth noting that both MMMDP winners so far have been black males in their 50s. OptaDeath.

Israel will win this at a canter unless there's some BDS/Turkish diaspora block vote against them. Also, research today revealed that one of the 2012 Russian Eurovision Grannies is no longer baking bread. Elizaveta Zarbatova died in 2014.

One Shot Paddy's airborne and on his way to the boobs bollocks Balearics. https://www.flightradar24.com/EXS395/1142d05e Edit: Landed 1508 hrs GMT.

Abi Ofarim (from the Esther & Abi Ofarim duo) has died aged 80. https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/955204/Abi-Ofarim-dead-death-cause-Esther-Ofarim-Cinderella-Rockefella-songs-age-latest-news

If 121 people are infected, that's an outbreak (or OUTBREAK if you prefer), regardless of how many die.

Steve Bruce is grieving after the death of his mother, Sheenagh.

Nothing wrong with having a drink

My apologies sir, I quoted the scheduled arrival time and not departure time. In my defence, I'd had a drink.

That would indicate he died on the moon. Now that would be cool....and to be the first buried there.

Wid.

According to his barely updated gofundme, was still getting treatment 7 months ago? "Wesley continues on his fight to beat Lung cancer through treatment and therapy. Thank you all for your prayers donations and support" Had "weeks to live" in 2016, apparently... Three films released in 2017 in which he starred: Lesson For My Daughter Sweet Teen Pussy White Bitch Sandwich 6 Why can't straight men find porn?