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And there wasn't.

Never having heard the name before, I visited the link. What a load of old cack.

Throughout the episode as each character enters a scene you can shout Dead or Alive.

I saw a copy of her cookbook Livwise on sale in a local charity store yesterday if that helps.

Fort fc 1 v Buckie 11 Final score Just popping off to check if our goal was an og. Edit:- Nope, it was a penalty. Yay, we scored a goal.

I tried to explain what a hun was on another thread. Needs a reboot. Bit of boxing afore the hun Euro game during the week, 2 Croatians were stabbed. Cunts have been going ballistic over the term. "Who said a knife? It just said stabbed. Could have been a bottle or a bit of wood" x 500 posts. Totally mental, trying to defend whit caused the stabbing. Well it got better, Suck, the confirmed fat bachelor who owns the swamp, pitches in.........

Choreographic disaster

Les Munroe flew his last plane on this day 3 years ago, aged 96.

I had a dream last night that John McCain had died and that I wanted to go to Deathlist to post the news in this thread. So when I woke up, I came here to check this thread to see if there was any truth to my dream at all, lol!

Walking home from shops with the wean. Streets of Govan empty except for the Celtic fans getting ready for kick off. Walking down the street when suddenly, out of nowhere and very loudly, the fucking Coronation Street theme started playing! Presume one of the oldies (or Deathray) was watching an omnibus or something.

Hmmmm. I do wonder if Roland Loomis who died earlier that day was an inspiration for Genest. Pair of them utter freaks. https://www.artforum.com/news/fakir-musafar-1930-2018-76131

If anyone is interested, the very first episode of EastEnders is being transmitted this coming Monday on Drama (U.K. TV - Freeview 20 Freesat 158 Sky 143) at 12 noon. It was first broadcast on the 19th February 1985. They are showing two "classic episodes" per weekday.

Also congrats to @TomTomTelekom on what is possibly the most startling avatar I've ever seen.

Sounds alright to me!

I would play.

One of the murder suspects has committed suicide.

Er, so it’s basically a rehash of the Inverse Pool except you submit monthly instead of having a list for the full year, right? And people get removed monthly too. Also, really am not a fan of asking for likes in order to see who likes the game idea. A reply to the thread can easily do the same trick in seeing how much support you have for a pool idea.

Congratulations to alt obits guy on the avatar.

L is for Lietzke, who I have here. L is also for late because he died a week ago. He got DDP QOs so not a worry here.

German: The "Strangler of Aachen", Egidius Schiffer, is dead after masturbating with the aid of electricity: https://www.bild.de/regional/ruhrgebiet/gefaengnis/wuerger-von-aachen-tot-masturbation-56402610.bild.html He killed 5 women in the 80s and raped at least 3 of them. He only got convicted in 2007 on a totally different occasion, for stealing metal.

I got mine.

Yep, a quick Google confirms his brown breadedness was indeed known about while it was still July I’m afraid, albeit just some chap on LinkedIn who was taught by him.

Robert C. "Bob" Little — a decorated World War II fighter pilot and former McDonnell-Douglas executive — died Friday (Aug. 3, 2018) in hospice care. He was 93. Mr. Little was a longtime resident of Frontenac who recently had moved to the Gatesworth in University City. Born March 12, 1925, in Kansas City, Mo., Mr. Little attended Texas A&M University and studied engineering until 1943 — when he was old enough to enlist in Army Air Corp. In Europe, he flew 68 combat missions piloting P-51 Mustang fighters. He was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal with 13 clusters. SC

Some of the gags from his "Carnac the Magnificent" routines. (Except for the first one.) ANSWER: Carnac The Magnificent/ QUESTION: Who won't be coming down for breakfast anymore? ANSWER: Gatorade. QUESTION: What does an alligator get on welfare? ANSWER: Bible belt. QUESTION: What holds up Oral Roberts' pants? ANSWER: Milk and honey. QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday. QUESTION: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles. ANSWER: Black and white and twenty feet tall. QUESTION: Describe Sister Mary Kong. ANSWER: Ben Gay. QUESTION: Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids? ANSWER: An unmarried woman. QUESTION: What was Elizabeth Taylor between 3 and 5 pm on June 1, 1952? ANSWER: Disjoint. QUESTION: What was dat hippie smoking? ANSWER: The Laughing Policeman. QUESTION: What do you call a cop who frisks himself? ANSWER: Dustin Hoffman. QUESTION: Describe someone cleaning his Hoffman. ANSWER: Until he gets caught. QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Old wives tale. QUESTION: What do cannibals find hard to digest? ANSWER: Rub-a-dub-dub. QUESTION: What does a masseuse do to your dub-dub? ANSWER: Shareholder. QUESTION: What did Sonny Bono used to be? ANSWER: Skalliwags. QUESTION: What does your skalli do when it's happy? ANSWER: David Frost. QUESTION: On a cold morning what forms on your david? ANSWER: Head and shoulders. QUESTION: What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's car? ANSWER: Hickory Dickory Dock. QUESTION: Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory dickory? ANSWER: "Rose Bowl." QUESTION: What do you say when it's Rose's turn at the bowling alley? ANSWER: That darn cat. QUESTION: Who ruined that darn rug? ANSWER: High rollers. QUESTION: Describe a stoned bowling team. ANSWER: Gunga din. QUESTION: What do you hear when you put an amplifier in your gunga? ANSWER: "Follow the yellow brick road." QUESTION: What are good directions to a urologist's office? ANSWER: At both ends. QUESTION: Where do New Yorkers put their dogs muzzles? ANSWER: Igloo. QUESTION: What do you use to keep your ig from falling off? ANSWER: R-O-L-A-I-D-S. QUESTION: How does a stupid person spell "backgammon"? ANSWER: Grape Nuts. QUESTION: What are Ernest and Julio Gallo? ANSWER: Supervisor. QUESTION: What does Clark Kent wear to keep the sun out of his eyes? ANSWER: Crabgrass. QUESTION: What do crabs get high on? ANSWER: Shake-N-Bake. QUESTION: Describe a double feature with Earthquake and The Towering Inferno. ANSWER: Blazing Saddles. QUESTION: What do they put on horses at the Preparation H Ranch? ANSWER: Flypaper. QUESTION: What do you use to gift wrap a zipper? ANSWER: Deep freeze. QUESTION: Name an Eskimo porno film. ANSWER: Bedbug. QUESTION: What would Republicans use to eavesdrop on a hooker? Bye Johnny, thanks for the laughs.