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Hope you get discharged soon!

At least the deer found the fucking net.

Brexit supporters protest... by blocking delivery vans from access to an Aldi https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/this-brexit-best-claim-five-16115000?fbclid=IwAR0IfN7OxXbDcbZOIW9OH5SOkt0lWIC-6dpn9mUFizWeJKoLVptNfGak4Os One man wrote on Twitter: "They have blocked the road to a German supermarket distribution centre because they 'don't want German they want Brexit'.... with a German motorhome."

I see on Twitter John McDonnell was hospitalised the other night. Had a heart attack a few years ago. One to watch? Also hear from a reliable source that Ken Clarke was taken in an ambulance to hospital the other week. Very frail, can barely walk, overweight, smokes. I think he should be on the list. The committee ignored me on Gerald Kaufman and Paul Flynn though so probably talking to myself.

And it goes on.

Just scored against Napoli. Keep your eyes on the news.

It's never struck me until now, but "Brexit" sounds just like a fart. The above version being one of those lingering drawn-out ones.

Lol oops!!

After 30 years Sudan finally has a new leadership - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47891470

I've done three DL Cons and never seen anyone sporting or supping from the merch. Ronnie Biggs had a mug

Nicked by the peelers: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47891737

Re the post above he's a nailed-on q/o, surely - just give it a few hours And his demise has breathed a little life into my moribund DDP team this year.

You should be able to visit the shop if you log on to the death list merchandise link on the initial page beside the forums link. Happy shopping.

Brexit has been delayed till the end of October.

His fame level outside the UK has shot through the roof over the last year, an old news interview of Hume played in the background of an episode of Derry Girls for about 5 seconds.

To my mind, one of the great underrated wrestling commentary calls comes from the cursed WrestleMania VII at the end of the Undertaker/Snuka squash match. "I don't believe that! That is Superfly Jimmy Snuka!" Villainous commentator and all-round GOAT Bobby Heenan seems legit gobsmacked at the most protected murderer in 80s wrestling being treated by a newcomer like a complete redshirt. And I ain't saying he's a murderer, but he's certainly a Deadpool Veteran, so I feel much the same staring at the scoreline between 2017 Cup winner Deadsox and young Mr Clorox. Paul Severs gets his QO here. Hopefully by the time you see it, they'll have fixed the formatting crash, but it is what it is. Four points for Clorox, Deadsox gets to feel sever-ed, and I am properly gobsmacked in a way I rarely am... Round 3 1. The Mad Hatter vs Boudicca 0-0 2. Rad vs Banana 9-6 3. John Key vs Death Impends 0-14 4. The Quim Reaper vs Book 3-0 5. Gcreptile vs Pedro 6-0 6. Chorizo vs Torva Messor 3-3 7. Bibliogryphon vs Spade Cooley 0-14 8. Deadsox vs Clorox 0-16 Btw, Boudicca's clean sheet is now 68 days. She'd equal Willz's record on Thursday - can she make it? Keep tuned.

It is a brilliant City if you stick to the places that the tourist board prefers you to go. Last year I went and had a brilliant time at Shakespeares Globe, the Tower of London and other places. I may well have been born there, lived there and visited the usual haunts many times but London is still magical and it absolutely shits all over Paris for friendly service alone. It's just a shed load of other parts of the city that have become utter gash. Mind you, having had the shit kicked out of me on the hills of Ally Pally in around 1975 I can confirm that London was still a den of violence even then. It's part of the reason my parents got off of their arses and moved us all out to Essex, which was, at the time, a paradise.

Actually this is all going to plan. Spade gets his early lead from his massively low hanging fruit and later in the month when the Grim Reaper finally gets off his bony backside he will start mopping up all those lingerers starting with my list. Sweeping me to victory by the end of the month.* *Do not be surprised if this does not happen

Heard the news that Heine had died on the radio at work. Thought I’d jokered him. Came home. Apparently I hadn’t. Bugger. Still, I’ll savour this moment of being in the lead!

FTR @CarolAnn is a fun, funny and fantastic person. She’s brilliant. Probably went without saying but now it’s said. Had a great time talking about death and DL to all the horrified patrons at Denny’s. SC

Dead deer discovered entangled in Claggan Park goal net.

Last surviving Doolittle Raider Richard E. Cole passes away at 103 years: https://www.tdn-net.com/news/60988/last-surviving-doolittle-raider-passes-away