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I once acted for a guy who was setting up a company to import cheap goods and sell them on internet. He'd been out to Fukuoka and met them and everything and happily had sent over his GBP50k payment in advance. I made a joke that if the k had been a v I'd have been a bit worried because he would have sent £50k to Fukuova. He duly was fucked over and the joke became less funny.

With it notching up to 4.5 years since the post it's probably about time someone asked if you were famous? In all seriousness, hope your better and the above is no longer the case.

Starting 1 August 2019, terminally ill adults in New Jersey will now be able to ask for medical help to end their lives. In April, Gov. Phil Murphy signed the Medical Aid in Dying for the Terminally Ill Act. It allows adults with a prognosis of six months or less to live to get a prescription for life-ending medication. Other jurisdictions that allow physician-assisted suicide are: California, Colorado, Oregon, Vermont, Washington, Hawaii, Montana and the District of Columbia. SC

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That is an awesome write-up!

Local newspaper obit of Lol Mason.

New series. Again St Nicholas sounds OK* but doing the advanced age thing of slurring words together. However, I note that last years Just a Minute wasn't a solitary case, with 2019 public appearances cancelled "due to ill health". Time for him to return to the list in 2020, imo. *Actually, bloody brilliant given most folk his age!

Stacy Keach, 78, gets Hollywood Walk of Fame star. Another for the "they've aged" file:

It's a mere 8cm - maybe the place he hid it has lately been stretched by some of his new friends!

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Interesting Mugabe news from his successor: https://www.enca.com/news/mugabe-remains-hospitalised-singapore-mnangagwa He's not going to return, it seems to me.

Ask to be banned.

Alec Guinness became one with the Force on this day 19 years ago, aged 86.

It must be really hard for you after your sense of humour bypass operation. If you need any grapes/flowers sending to your bedside let me know.

Her friend isn't looking great...

This is disgusting. Just let the family grieve in peace.

The bit they left out of that interview: "I now think my seventies recordings highly commercial and basically bland and I wish I'd jammed with the Grateful Dead when I had the chance!"

*caused *have (* 4) *causing Plus a bit of punctuation might be nice. PS I quite like him.

He also says L Ron Hubbard knew what he was on about

Then whammed into the Twin Towers at.... Ah. That wasn't this year.

You do have hundreds of these Deathray!

Dai A Virgin (Welsh persons under 20) The Adams Family (People named Adam or have Adam(s) as a surname) This Parliament Is Dissolved (Politicians who support our "family of nations") Just Burying A Stiff (People who are expected to die during intercourse). I'll think up some more. Peace, YW.

Im truly lost for words

All over Twitter, death of former Nuts editor-at-large, longtime Guardian/Guardian guide contributor and former Countdown champion Pete Cashmore. A man I had many enjoyable conversations with and was proud to call a friend and inspiration. His suicide, frankly, doesn’t come as a surprise and hopefully he’s at peace writing 60-word takedowns of Paolo Nutini singles in the afterlife now.

FWIW you've totally missed the point of this thread. The point is that it IS offensive, else it wouldn't be rejected. the names aren't supposed to be funny, but an attempt at funny that is totally out of line. I'm sorry if you thought the thread was something else.