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Precedent: " There was a short period of controversy when the king was pronounced 'clinically dead' late on 5 Feb. An emergency meeting of the Death List ethics committee decided full physical death was required before he could be counted. Luckily we didn't have to wait long." Either Mr Healy didn't go the full hog, or he's the best preserved zombie this side of Jerry Lawler.

Aye As my granddad might have said I telt yers but neeone kept tabs!

Maybe they should introduce half marks, eg, "We scored 13.5 deaths this year." Of course, if there was a DL running in Judea circa 33 AD and the Committee decided to put high-profile local rural itinerant rabbi Jesus of Nazareth on the list as a likely candidate for crucifixion, things would start to become really confusing...

Theresa's statement on today's incident mentioned Human Rights. That would mean the manifesto pledge to repeal the Human Rights Act and possibly withdraw from the International Convention, Theresa? Another pledge which you have broken. And which means the UK remains in breach of several decisions of the European Court on Human Rights. Yep, still a capable bunch, this Government....

Do you really believe this, or are you just trolling? If the latter, well done, drew me in good n proper, if the former, you're getting a bit close to zorders territory imo.

what did sake ever do to you? Its a great drink.

Up the ra, imho

Don't encourage him, Toast, last time he made it Keith Vaz!

His day has come

very sad and shocking news. I know his association with the IRA was controversial but he was a vital contributor to the peace process in the end.Northern Ireland can ill afford to lose him right now

You don't say. Btw. as for the image on the front page, it's bad, but it coulda been worse.

Great job posting this, it's now the photo on the front page.

The randy scouse dead!

A seemingly healthy Chuck Berry had just recorded a new album and then dropped dead. A seemingly healthy Vera Lynn has just recorded a new album so I will take a punt against all logic that it'll be her.

On a more-lighthearted note, Marty Jannetty is apparently going to do porn before he finally fucking dies in the next three years

Going through that court document in greater detail - I posted skimmed over details a few weeks/months back. Since it was posted in 2015, 5 of the 50 wrestlers named on it have died: Jimmy Snuka, Chavo Sr, Axl Rotten, Ron Bass and Timothy Well. Here are the main issues they were said to be facing: 1. Jimmy Snuka – neurological problems, dizziness, headaches, depression, mood swings, loss of memory, confusion, post-concussion syndrome 2. Chavo Guerrero sr – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 3. Axl Rotten – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory 4. Ron Bass – neurological, headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, sleeping problems, fatigue 5. Timothy Well – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, suicidal, fatigue With that in mind, I had a scan for similar issues among the living 45, or multiple of the above issues, which brought up 36! So here are the main folk in that case, with their health issues as claimed. 5 in a year, so it's likely that around 15 of this list will die in the next three years on that form. I've asterisked those who will get DDP obits with no worry. The lawsuit will fail (there's too many discrepancies in it, plus it relies on Vince McMahon knowing all about concussions in the 1970s and 80s when no one else did, and hiding the information from the world) but most of these people are probably fucked. 1. *Road Warrior Animal – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 2. *Paul Orndorff – confusion, headaches, dizziness, severe loss of memory, fatigue, easily confused, repeats himself constantly, paranoid (yeah, hes got CTE) 3. Ahmed Johnson – headaches, severe loss of memory, under care of a neurologist 4. *Kamala – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue, plus depressed and legless 5. Earl Hebner – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue, neurological injuries and cognitive difficulties 6. Dave Hebner – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue, dementia, Parkinsons 7. *King Kong Bundy – neurological issues, cognitive difficulties, headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, nerve issues 8. Ken Patera – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 9. *Sabu – Severe neurological injuries, headaches, loss of memory 10. Barry Darsow – constant headaches, severe loss of memory 11. Bill Eadie – Headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 12. *The Berzerker – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 13. Johnny the Bull – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 14. Mike Enos – dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 15. Butch Reed – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, insomnia, fatigue 16. Jazz – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory 17. Slyvain Grenier – severe migraines, loss of sensation in right arm, dizziness, loss of memory 18. Don Leo Jonathan – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory (which might be to do with being 86!) 19. Shane Douglas – neurological issues, headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 20. *Mohammed Hassan – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 21. Henry Godwinn – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 22. Judy Martin – headaches, loss of memory, 23. Mark Jindrak – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 24. *Marty Jannetty – black outs, unaware of surroundings, headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue, no health insurance 25. Heidenreich – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue, suicidal, congestive heart failure, confined to bed, no health insurance 26. The Warlord – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 27. The Barbarian – headaches, dizziness, loss of consciousness, loss of memory, fatigue 28. Rip Oliver – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, insomnia, fatigue, Alzheimer’s 29. Tracy Smothers – headaches, dizziness, acute short term loss of memory 30. Mantaur – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue, painkiller addiction, no feeling in arms or fingers 31. Black Bart – headaches, dizziness, severe loss of memory, involuntary movement, heart problems 32. *Slick – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, insomnia, diabetes 33. *One Man Gang – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue, neck and back injuries 34. Jimmy Jack Funk – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 35. Rodney Mack – headaches, dizziness, loss of memory, fatigue 36. Boris Zhukov – migraines, insomnia, hearing loss, dizziness, loss of memory, works as a truck driver (well, that’s reassuring to know)

Here is all the Deathlist candidates whose lifespan has taken place within the Queens reign: Simon MacCorkindale Abdul Bassett Al_Megrahi Patrick Swayze John Diamond Rowdy Roddy Piper Anne Kirkbride Hugo Chavez Sam Simon Helen Rollason Seve Ballesteros Osama Bin Laden Andrea de Cesarias Laurent Fignon Bernie Nolan Martin Crowe Red Rum Joost van der Westhuizen

Yes, sad that someone so young and previously healthy is our 2nd hit. Meanwhile Robert Mugabe celebrates his 93rd birthday. Life sucks

Not unexpected but very very sad.

Sad news. RIP Joost.

Jesus was serious.

not to mention getting us points in the death list cup. Sad that a man like him has to go through this awful disease while Robert Mugabe will probably die peacefully of a heart attack. I wish it was Robert Mugabe wasting away painfully

I think this quote from Gerry Adams tells us nothing, but gives away almost everything. "Hopefully" and "pray" (both uttered twice) being the key words. "He's very resilient, he's getting the very very best of medical treatment, so hopefully - and if people pray, they should pray - hopefully he will be back to himself before too long." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38576702 I hope we get to find out McGuinness' diagnosis. He sounds very like someone with heart problems and looks like someone with cancer, which could mean he has neither, but something just as fatal.... I found his presentation fascinating tbh.

He's one to definitely put on for 2017. Age and a possible illness means that he's the perfect candidate for deathlist