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Nina Simone got her hair, got her head, got her brains, got her ears, got her eyes, got her nose, got her mouth, and it all got cremated after she got her death on this day 15 years ago, aged 70.

Me neither. I thought it was a racehorse when I saw the thread.

I'm afraid this man's existence had completely passed me by until today. Lots of celebrities manage to drink themselves to death, but it must have taken real dedication to the cause to achieve this feat while still in his twenties. If it was drink, at least he can now be mentioned in the same breath as Hank Williams

No, I don't.

You know what? Nobody here gives two fucks about the Commonwealth. It is an utterly archaic institution that should have been taken apart decades ago due to lack of interest. To be fair to all though, if the Commonwealth nations are that unhappy with the situation then they need to grow a pair and walk away instead of bleating on about how the UK still treats them like we own them, our colonies, etc etc etc, shite. If it is wrong then do something about it and stop fucking hiding behind the hackneyed old arguments and traditions that seem to indicate that they can do absolutely nothing about the situation. They can and they should.

Not unless she has grown a cock.

Done

Yes, but you were talking specifically about John Thaw. Now for all I know he might have been secretly bisexual, but I cannot imagine him being camp. That was my point. As for an example of someone who AFAIK was straight, but camp, I give you Bruce Forsyth.

A plan that could be vastly improved by not actually waiting until she dies.

I have trouble imagining anybody wanting to sneak off at lunchtime to fuck Arthur Lowe.

If he's getting his changed, can I finally change my byline to "Mostly Harmless"? Huge Douglas Adams fan, and it might hint to the frivolous nature of much of my posts. Ta.

Reading "cadaver" over my new avatar picture looks weird. Can I have my byline changed to "club enthusiast"?

5 or 6 years past his chart peak, to be fair – he was already naff enough in 2014 that he was producing for Coldplay. By 2015 he was getting cut from a Madonna album. Only finding out now he had a #4 hit last year, though, featuring Rita Ora. It's always 2012 somewhere.

Is she being killed softly?

Bush Snr; Overton; Ricksen; Benedict and Tajima. In that order. Edit: wait a minute that's only 5. Slip Cocks in there somewhere. (If that's not an innuendo....)

The vast majority of my team seem to be holding its own and not scoring in the first half of the year. The kicker, of course, is when none of them score in the second half as well...

Ray Wilkins needs adding to the 1986 list. Loved his red card vs Morocco.

Party anthems are 'boys of the old brigade', 'come out ye black and tans', 'I married a fenian her name was Maguire', 'I was born under a Union Jack' etc etc. Fuck off with yer dance shite, then fuck off a wee bit more.....

He also played a decidedly camp and outre replacement Sheriff of Nottingham in a late Robin of Sherwood episode. I just hope the red tops eventually suceed one day in enticing the cash enchanted Mr Allen to loosen his tongue and clear up this showbiz mystery once and for all. I shall leave it there too,ducky...for now

The key to long life is get a puppy!

Who would have thought Avicii would die before Kirk Douglas and Olivia De Havilland? The grim reaper moves in mysterious ways.

Look just be honest. All at Westminster are at fault. They are all utter fools. However, the documentation wasn't needed for citizens in 2009/2010. Nobody lost their job, their driving licence, their home, their liberty, or their freedom to come and go from this country. It was Tezza's subsequent changing of the rules (2012/2014?) which brought Commonwealth citizens into the category of immigrants who needed checking up on which put them firmly in the firing line. By which time of course any help those documents could have given were gone. Tezza's policy was racist, pure and simple, and not only that but a money making scheme out of black people. Be honest, Tezza's smug rebuttal simply doesn't wash.

Not a visitor. Can Admins create a setting with a 90-day moritorium for new members creating threads?

Hilarity ensues in the YW household as the reporter outside the court where Ant McPartlin has pleaded guilty stands in front of a car crash happening right behind her!

Interesting how many of these useless, daft bimbos seemed to have dropped off the face of the earth since the Me Too movement took over popular celebrity news reports.