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Hearing they've renamed that ward The Trolling Drol wing...

I have sent in my list now. Best of luck everybody.

95 today.

Happy to report, I've had no pancakes for the last 40 days. How did everyone else do?

I saw that too @Cat O'Falk. If he makes it, he'll be a regular on my Comedy Theme Team from next year. Not because he looks ill, but because he looks ill and has been on Pointless Celebrities. Kiss of death, that double!

Duncan Norvelle appeared on the BBC's Pointless Celebrities this evening. He's a unique pick by Unusual Suspects in this year's DDP.

Thanks Cat. The last 15 years have flown.

"Cheeky glass or 3 of vino with this one #nomnom #blessed" Why, Facebook, is there a 'like' button but not a 'this post just gave me cancer' button?

Statistically speaking we're not - but it's the poor (i.e. finacially strapped), who won't quit smoking, drinking or eating shite who are most rapidly driving down the stats and most of them don't get q/o's

Why's everyone so bloody healthy this year? God sake.

Is it possible to take a graft from your buttocks and donate it to someone close to you that's not a relative? Arse skin for a friend.

Read this morning in the context of the revival of the play Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell that the landlord of the Coach and Horses in Soho during Bernard's legendary period as a regular - Norman Balon - is alive (aged 92). Will likely get a mention if only in the context of the play when he goes and his career as a landlord must have meant endless hours in very smoky rooms.

There is still no serious confirmation. She is still alive according to wiki.

April 4 Mike Jakubo, 71, played in the IHL and AHL, died from Alzheimer's April 9 Al Staley, 90, played for the Rangers April 13 Jan Starsi, 85, played for Czechoslovakia in the '60 Olympics and coach them in the '88 Olympics April 14 Denis Dupéré, 70, former Maple Leafs, Capitals and Blues Dmitri Nabokov, 42, played for the Blackhawks & Islanders, former 1st round pick April 15 Don Perry, 89, coached the Kings at the time of the Miracle on Manchester April 16 Bill LeCaine, 81, played for the Penguins

2019 has been and is being a major disappointment. I don't blame the Committee.

Joe Vento recently became a "citizen of the month": https://veterans.nv.gov/spotlight-focuses-on-beloved-long-time-vegas-musician-army-veteran-joe-vento/ Mentions of his declining health, but nothing about cancer. Edit: Wait a second... that's the same story as posted above.... why does Google show it to me as an April 4th 2019 article?

Plural not possessive.

At least the deer found the fucking net.

I saw it on Saturday night. I agree with you 100%.

Its now eight years since the adventure ended (or began, depending on your opinion on an afterlife) for Elisabeth Sladen