dead O.J. Simpson: Run Out Of Juice?

[Youth in Asia 1,086]

6 hours ago, lilham said:

From what I understand, Rupert Murdoch also runs a large part of the UK media. Making the OJ Simpson trial into a media frenzy was his cash cow. So very not surprised that y'all were inundated with OJ Simpson news as well.

I remember in the 90s there was saturation coverage of this case in UK media and it was strange because nobody really knew who he was or why it was relevant to us.

Even now he is probably more famous for orange juice.

[Thatcher 2,400]

Dead.

 

Obituaries: BBC, Daily Mail, The Independent, The Sun, The Guardian, Daily Mirror

[Spade_Cooley 9,515]

On 20/07/2017 at 18:25, Spade_Cooley said:

Is it time to get JUICED?

 

 

 

Juice detox.

[YoungWillz 21,036]

Terrible when he slips into his coffin and he doesn't fit.

[ObakeFilter 895]

17 minutes ago, Thatcher said:

Dead

 

[Sleeper 3]

ABC REPORTING O J  has died

[Toast 16,133]

[Comped 526]

A miss for the committee? Perhaps!

[Drewsky1211 4,732]

21 minutes ago, Thatcher said:

Dead

The Juice is No Longer Loose.

[Commtech Sio Bibble 2,028]

I'm upset that I won't hear his famous 'hey Twitter world, it's me yours truly' anymore, anyway rest in piss.

[TQR 14,386]

1 minute ago, Comped said:

A miss for the committee? Perhaps!

 

Awesome post.

[morrisey 32]

27 minutes ago, Thatcher said:

Dead.

 

Obituaries: Daily Mail, The Independent, The Sun,The Guardian, Daily Mirror

 

[YoungWillz 21,036]

So did you think you'd outlive OJ?

 

[Brad252 807]

One of my favourite book covers:

 

[openviews 334]

18 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Terrible when he slips into his coffin and he doesn't fit.

If the coffin inadequate, cremate.

[DoltonMoney 306]

It's so sad, he'll never know who killed his beloved ex-wife.. 

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

Maybe he made an Actually I Did It video to be released in the event of his death.

[Insane 349]

[wannamaker 1,407]

 

Look out for cancer's new book, "If i did it".

[The Immortal 634]

Can someone here put "Out of Juice" as the dead tagline for this thread?

[Bentrovato 1,087]

The man who gave us the Kardashians. Murdering his wife has been easier to deal with. 

[Sly Ronnie 879]

And here comes his hearse:

 

[Spade_Cooley 9,515]

13 minutes ago, Bentrovato said:

The man who gave us the Kardashians. 

 

Literally in one case if you believe the rumours...

[Ulitzer95 12,585]

So prominent was this case you could compile several DDP teams from it.

Murder trial of O.J. Simpson, 1995

concerning the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson (1959–1994) and Ron Goldman (1968–1994)
accused: O. J. Simpson (1947–2024)
judge: Lance Ito (wiki, born 1950)
defense "Dream Team": led by Johnnie Cochran (1937–2005), with Robert Shapiro (wiki, born 1942), F. Lee Bailey (1933–2021), Alan Dershowitz (wiki, born 1938), Robert Kardashian (1944–2003), Shawn Holley (wiki, born 1962), Carl E. Douglas (wiki, born 1955), Gerald Uelmen (wiki, born 1940), Barry Scheck (wiki, born 1949) and Peter Neufeld (wiki, born 1950)
prosecution: Marcia Clark (wiki, born 1953), William Hodgman (wiki, born 1952), Christopher Darden (wiki, born 1956) and District Attorney Gil Garcetti (wiki, born 1941).
other trial contributors: investigator Mark Fuhrman (wiki, born 1952), domestic violence expert Lenore E. Walker (wiki, born 1942), chief medical examiner Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran (wiki, born 1949), physician Robert Huizenga (wiki, born 1950s), pathologist Michael Baden (wiki, born 1934), forensic scientist Henry Lee (wiki, born 1938) and toxicologist Fredric Rieders (1922–2005).
broadcasters covering the chase: Zoey Tur (wiki, born 1960) – spotted his vehicle from a news copter, NBC's Tom Brokaw (wiki, born 1940), ABC's Peter Jennings (1938–2005) and Barbara Walters (1929–2022), and Jim Hill (wiki, born 1946).
broadcasters covering the courtroom: Larry King (1933–2021), Linda Deutsch (wiki, born 1943), Harvey Levin (wiki, born 1950), David Margolick (wiki, born 1952). Writers Dominick Dunne (1925–2009) and Joe McGinniss (1942–2014) also had full access.
others associated: football player Al Cowlings (wiki, born 1947) – close friend of O.J. / aided him in the low speed police chase whilst evading capture, actor Kato Kaelin (wiki, born 1959) – with friend Nicole Brown Simpson shortly before her murder, former football coach to O.J. John McKay (1923–2001), and fellow players Walter Payton (1953–1999) and Vince Evans (wiki, born 1955) – all spoke to Simpson during his police chase to talk him out of committing suicide, former NFL player and pastor Rosey Grier (wiki, born 1932) – visited and comforted O.J. shortly after his capture, television personality and author Faye Resnick (wiki, born 1947) – friend of Nicole's who O.J.'s defense team described as a drug user in debt to dealers who may have been involved in the murders, journalist Jeffrey Toobin (wiki, born 1960) – printed a famous article claiming that the defense were considering suggested the glove was planted at the scene by "racist" investigators, Nation of Islam head Louis Farrakhan (wiki, born 1933) – provided Cochran with bodyguards during the trial after he received death threats, prosecutor and author Vincent Bugliosi (1934–2015) – wrote the famous book "Outrage" detailing why O.J. got away with murder, Willie L. Williams (1943–2016) – head of the LA Police Dept during the case and trial, lawyer Daniel M. Petrocelli (wiki, born 1953) – filed the 1997 wrongful death civil suit against O.J., screenwriter Pablo Fenjves (wiki, born 1953) – ghostwrote "If I Did It", a collaborated account with O.J., journalist Ed Gordon (wiki, born 1960) was the first to interview O.J. following the trial, with Katie Couric (wiki, born 1957) getting an in depth interview with O.J. in 2004 about the case, actress and television personality Ruby Wax (wiki, born 1953) did a famous interview with O.J. in 1998 where he pretended to stab her with a banana, detective William Dear (wiki, born 1937) – published "O.J. is Innocent and I Can Prove it", convicted serial killer Glen Edward Rogers (wiki, born 1962) – claims to have been hired by O.J. to carry out the murders.

[Phantom 2,533]

1 hour ago, openviews said:

If the coffin inadequate, cremate.

If the coffin fits, you must obit