Celine Dion

[Whitehouse 872]

 

Daniel Dion Dead: https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvanouvelles.ca%2F2016%2F01%2F16%2Fceline-dion-perd-un-de-ses-freres&edit-text=

 

 

So, we rename this thread "the curse of Celine," then.

 

An apt name for her whole career...

[Guest Guest]

my heart goes out to Mrs Dion at this tragic and sad time for her

[RadGuy 1,614]

my heart goes out to Mrs Dion at this tragic and sad time for her

You don't have to give your heart out to her. Hers will go on just fine.

[Dead Wait 1,129]

 

my heart goes out to Mrs Dion at this tragic and sad time for her

You don't have to give your heart out to her. Hers will go on just fine.

 

Exactly. Guest needs to think twice before posting comments like that

[Handrejka 1,904]

You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves, for being savvy enough of the works of Ms Dion to be able to produce all these puns.

[Spade_Cooley 9,525]

You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves, for being savvy enough of the works of Ms Dion to be able to produce all these puns.

 

That's it Handrejka, you tell him

[Whitehouse 872]

You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves, for being savvy enough of the works of Ms Dion to be able to produce all these puns.

I know, it hard work....

 

 

 

 

 

...thinking about the puns we need to produce.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

I couldn't stand her before, and I can't stand her even fucking more now - talk about milking publicity from your old man's death! Who invites photographers to watch you AND YOUR 14 YEAR OLD SON grieve at the open casket of your dead husband?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3410630/Celine-Dion-mourns-husband-Ren-Angelil-open-casket-visitation-fans-pay-respect-Notre-Dame-Basilica-Montreal.html

[Phantom 2,533]

I couldn't stand her before, and I can't stand her even fucking more now - talk about milking publicity from your old man's death! Who invites photographers to watch you AND YOUR 14 YEAR OLD SON grieve at the open casket of your dead husband?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3410630/Celine-Dion-mourns-husband-Ren-Angelil-open-casket-visitation-fans-pay-respect-Notre-Dame-Basilica-Montreal.html

 

 

Oh that would be Celine "I've not been in the public eye since that awful theme for Titanic" Dion.

[Toast 16,140]

I couldn't stand her before, and I can't stand her even fucking more now - talk about milking publicity from your old man's death! Who invites photographers to watch you AND YOUR 14 YEAR OLD SON grieve at the open casket of your dead husband?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3410630/Celine-Dion-mourns-husband-Ren-Angelil-open-casket-visitation-fans-pay-respect-Notre-Dame-Basilica-Montreal.html

 

Straight after we see this widow using her husband's funeral to advertise hunting gear. There's just so much here that is wrong.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400398/A-fitting-resting-place-Craig-Strickland-s-widow-reveals-country-singer-buried-type-tree-body-nine-days-going-missing-hunting-trip.html

 

A photo of Helen and Craig from their wedding was displayed at the memorial, along with a large advertisement of Craig for Plythal, a line of camouflage layering clothing used for hunting.

 

[Sir Creep 7,070]

René wanted to die in my arms, Dion, 48, revealed, but she was performing that night and Angélil passed away after falling out bed. He must have wanted to get up and he fell on the floor,...

SC

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/celine-dion-on-rene-angelils-death-he-wanted-to-die-in-my-arms-w207676

 

Edit: yeah he was thinking "goddamit where's that cunt when I need her?!"

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

 

I couldn't stand her before, and I can't stand her even fucking more now - talk about milking publicity from your old man's death! Who invites photographers to watch you AND YOUR 14 YEAR OLD SON grieve at the open casket of your dead husband?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3410630/Celine-Dion-mourns-husband-Ren-Angelil-open-casket-visitation-fans-pay-respect-Notre-Dame-Basilica-Montreal.html

 

Straight after we see this widow using her husband's funeral to advertise hunting gear. There's just so much here that is wrong.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400398/A-fitting-resting-place-Craig-Strickland-s-widow-reveals-country-singer-buried-type-tree-body-nine-days-going-missing-hunting-trip.html

 

A photo of Helen and Craig from their wedding was displayed at the memorial, along with a large advertisement of Craig for Plythal, a line of camouflage layering clothing used for hunting.

 

 

 

 

She's perverse, misguided and lacking any moral compass

 

Remind me, what's her posting name hereabouts?

[Sean 6,327]

Unnatural death points?

[msc 18,448]

Anyone who was thinking of a sneaky DDP pick next year with Guy Poirier, Celine Dion's brother in law with metastatic bone cancer...

 

He's dead.

[Death Impends 7,975]

Give it a few months, her third cousin twice removed will enter hospice in the final week of the year.

[JiroemonKimura 95]

A bit late for this, just found out about this today. Yet another one of her relatives, one of her sisters (she didn't specify which one), has throat cancer:

http://www.economiahoy.mx/life-style-eAm-mx/noticias/7850842/09/16/Celine-Dion-sufre-un-nuevo-varapalo-su-hermana-tiene-cancer-de-garganta.html

[gcreptile 10,970]

She's going to have ear surgery because of "hearing irregularities". Justice at last...

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2018/03/21/celine-dion-facing-ear-surgery-cancels-las-vegas-concerts/447812002/

 

Edit: Article is three weeks old, actually, which I just saw. Couldn't resist posting...

[The Old Crem 3,602]

Céline Dion has had to reschedule 4 Montreal concerts that were due to start tonight because of a throat virus.

[YoungWillz 21,044]

58 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

Céline Dion has had to reschedule 4 Montreal concerts that were due to start tonight because of a throat virus.

Singing like a thrush....

[BeretBleu 138]

rumors she would be bald and wears a wig.

 

https://www.tonmag.fr/celine-dion-sans-cheveux-les-revelations-ultimes/

 

 

[Lafaucheuse 4,051]

Céline Dion postpones concerts due to « health problems »

[arghton 6,735]

https://www.hellomagazine.com/healthandbeauty/health-and-fitness/20211111126155/celine-dion-health-update-all-details-las-vegas-residency-postponed/

Her sister has told French magazine Voici that "What's happening to her is sad. But it's not serious. Celine always confides in me and asks for advice when something is wrong. I know she's in good spirits."

[Lafaucheuse 4,051]

1 hour ago, arghton said:

https://www.hellomagazine.com/healthandbeauty/health-and-fitness/20211111126155/celine-dion-health-update-all-details-las-vegas-residency-postponed/

Her sister has told French magazine Voici that "What's happening to her is sad. But it's not serious. Celine always confides in me and asks for advice when something is wrong. I know she's in good spirits."

I doubt it's serious. Yet her surroundings say she has "important and severe spasm". The most pessimistic one think she's bedridden and really weak, which I doubt. 

Her sister has whispered something about menopause so… 

I was supposed to see her in Paris in 2020 but apparently it won't be possible until 2023. We'll see. 

 

edit : in an other French article, it is said that she has again lost a lot of weight which (I quote) "could severely put her in danger". Anorexia ? I wouldn't be surprised… 

 

[Lafaucheuse 4,051]

the rest of her American concerts are cancelled due to her "recovering slowly from health related issues". Seems like I won't see her next year in Paris at this pace… Apparently it's "severe spasms" : could it be something serious ?

[Father Brown 209]

Also worth noting that the death anniversaries of Rene Angelil and Daniel Dion have just gone, but something’s definitely not right here.