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Forgot to put up a scoreboard: Chopped Liver :2 Joey Russ :1 The Dead Cow:1

Let's encourage him to duet with Bieber then.

No, it will ruin her career.

Well, Oor Eddie is covering for Andrew Marr next Sunday morning, so...

Fifth Leaderboard 2017: (*=Joker) [First Quarter Report] 1st: Death Impends - 251 Points [7/25] (Youguang; Nakamura; Hale; D. Carrington; Corey; Skellern; Rockefeller) 2nd: msc - 235 Points [7/25] (Snuka; B. Simpson; McGill; Wetton; Coward; Skellern; Hewlett) 3rd: Whoaml - 222 Points [5/25] (Sarstedt; Hale; Westhuizen; Berry; Rockefeller) 4th: Toast - 213 Points [5/25] (Sims; Westhuizen; Sumner; Coward; McGuinness) 5th: Deathers - 168 Points [3/25] (Westhuizen; Kaufman; Berry) 6th: Grim Up North - 155 Points [4/25] (Wetton; Westhuizen; Coward; Skellern) 7th: gcreptile - 144 Points [5/25] (Hollingworth; Youguang; Snuka; Mohren; Rockefeller) 8th: JiroemonKimura - 123 Points [4/25] (*Snuka; Cordero; Mohren; Skellern) 9th: Pedro67 - 122 Points [2/25] (Skellern; Walcott) 10th: The Dead Cow - 121 Points [4/25] (Sarstedt; D. Carrington; Westhuizen; Skellern) =11th: Rockhopper penguin - 112 Points [2/25] (Westhuizen; Berry) =11th Shaun Of The Dead - 112 Points [3/25] (Hollingworth; Skellern; Kaufman) 13th: JoeyRuss - 110 Points [3/25] (Snuka; *Wetton; Westhuizen) 14th: Sir Creep - 103 Points [4/25] (Soares; McGiffin; Wetton; Skellern) 15th: drol - 100 Points [3/25] (Soares; *Snuka; Bossom) 16th: RadGuy - 74 Points [3/25] (Snuka; Tyler-Moore; Westhuizen) 17th: Bibliogryphon - 61 Points [2/25] (Dalyell; McCowen) 18th: Rotten Ali - 54 Points [2/25] (Hurt; Wetton) 19th: Captain Chorizo - 52 Points [2/25] (Hollingworth; Suzuki) 20th: Book - 31 Points [2/25] (Sarstedt; Tyler-Moore) 21st: The Unknown Man - 30 Points [1/25] (Wetton) 22nd: YoungWillz - 28 Points [1/25] (*Snuka) =23rd: ImNotHades - 0 Points [0/25] =23rd: Widows Peak - 0 Points [0/25]

The last stanza for Walt Whitman on this day 125 years ago, aged 72.

Why? Because I'm a fucking mug. And now I'm a mug with a hangover.

Ludwig van Beethoven, decomposing since this day 190 years ago.

Rolling Stones I would think seeing as there are more of them alive and they partied longer and harder.

People can go in here because they're all cunts. I spend all my time running around after every other twat in the house on top of a full time job, and I'M unreasonable for being pissy because I have spent literally all day today by myself and will spend all day tomorrow by myself too. Time to get pissed.

You know there is something wrong in this world when Sara Hankins gets a QO and Hans Georg Dehmelt doesn't.

Rob Ford could no longer smoke crack cocaine one year ago today.

Anyone need 8 guaranteed deaths for April? Arkansas' execution list released: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-4336310/A-look-inmates-scheduled-die-Arkansas-April.html

Ah the 2007 Eurovision voting for the UK. Terry Wogan announcing the wrong winner, someone digging up Big Brovaz up from whatever landfill they'd been buried in to audition, that cunt from The Darkness trying to reinvent himself as a soul musician, the fucking Puppini Sisters actually having their entry rejected for being too shit even for UK Eurovision standards... great times.

Every time this thread comes up I think of this

I'd have to say one of the most disappointing books I ever read is the first serious biography of him; Divine Invasions. He wrote loads of questioning stuff but when you read the book you get: 1 - What looks incredibly inventive was actually the way he thought. 2 - All five of his ex-wives said he was impossible!

Some days I really hope that none of it's real.

How ya doing, Dr. Zorders?how do you know about zorders. I'm a longtime lurker of something like six+ years. I think I only finally made this account within the past year? I'd participate more if I could, but I don't make lists because I have memory issues that make doing that vastly more difficult than it needs to be. I lurk all the same because the snark and wit of the board is an entertaining read, and I definitely appreciate the Britishness of the atmosphere and humor. As for knowing about Zorders specifically, I'll put it this way: I was only surprised the ban was as long in coming as it was.

Not really, just saying one demographic of society (gay people) have reduced life expectancy (this is proven in science population journals). So makes more sense to monitor them. Not saying I hate them.

All gay singers deserves a thread in their own right, (does boy George have one?). Gay people tend to have a reduced life expectancy so should all be monitored in deathlist forum. https://thinkprogress.org/study-stigma-causes-gay-community-to-die-younger-4f616c07ccc5#.d2pxn9vi9

Imagine his buttocks.

Listening at the moment to R4 to 'more or less' and they are doing bits on 'the curse of the Olympics ' which was mentioned in another thread, and....the life expectancy of Pope Francis They studied 62 popes and given his age when elected , come up with it being at 86 where his life chances hit 50/50. Ie seven more years. Also, an Argentinian male of 79 can expect to live until.....a bawhair short of 86.

Typical of this forum, wishing black people to die, and you ask why we take your farms