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Olivia neutron bombed?

Yes, then change your facebook profile image, draw people who hug each other with colored chalks, play Imagine at piano, hear the Pope who cries, call right wing politicians jackals and wait for another bloodbath. You are now ready to start again.

Personally it's them who has to worry if you're there Lardy

Surely it will be Olivia Newton-Gone?

Is it time to use the #PrayForLondon hashtag yet?

Paddy, the Irish wrestler was set to square off for the Olympic gold medal against Ivan, the Russian champion.Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. It ties you up in knots. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished.'The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment.As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.Suddenly, there was a long, high pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of him, pinning him down and winning the match.The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done that before!'The Irishman answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could...'The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?''Not really' answered Paddy, 'but you'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts.'

'I thought the doctor was unsafe he never saved my dying brother, I've never let anyone's brother die . He was just very overrated as a doctor. You put a white coat on some people and they think their Mary nightingale. I always found the way he talked aswell as very average compared to me it wasn't going to bring in the patients he just wasn't a talker'

Bad joke, but the Deathlist headline of her death is going to be "Sandy Dee-ceased", isnt it?

It will be interesting to see what actually does come out after he dies. Not long to wait now...

What do you know. A true bonafide twat.

Let's have a vigil !!!!

Liberism is a mental disease.

Kathy Griffin appears to have some serious psychological problems:

Yes, it's Trump's fault. Terrorists explode because we racist don't care enough about them. Go on this way, it will work.

You know what, in one post you have demonstrated a childish naivety that is utterly fucking soul destroying. The Government has no need to understand the internet, GCHQ does all the understanding that is needed. FFS, wake up and grow up, we can discuss whatever we fucking like but if its about planning and preparing to bomb kids and going on stabbing rampages in Cleethorpes or buggering schoolboys over a car bonnet while streaming the action live to paedos all over Europe then, yeah, maybe somesort of regulation isnt such a bad idea... Your last point just isnt worth responding to, truly, I fear for my Granddaughter to arrives future. Not from cunts who will try to kill her because she is western and non M u s l i m but because of fucking idiots like you who will be, one day, the grown ups in our world long before she is and long after Ive gone. We are fucked.

I wonder if these guys were on the watch list aswell? Time those on watch lists had serious restrictions put on them.

Starting to feel like this is the new normal.

Latest update 6 dead plus the 3 attackers.

ok ! good rules. we will play in this thread ? Just have to wait for next year.

Just found out that I’m colourblind… The diagnosis came completely out of the purple. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.

Hey, if I'm that active at 96, I think I'd be able to deal with looking rough in some photos.

They played a Cissy and Ada sketch on the PM programme last night. Still very funny.

Look, if he is championing Corbyn he MUST be senile.

That's brave of her. True. Those Hollywood folks are an evil group of beings. Not quite my meaning. Well, the fact that she's waiting till Douglas dies could have two very different interpretations: 1. She knows that the revelation could have a detrimental impact on his wife's (Anne's) health, since the stress that comes with the scandal and its media coverage could be too much for Anne at the age of 97. So she's being considerate. 2. She knows that she doesn't have any proof and that such an allegation would be deemed libel if she went public with it. So she's being smart. 2

Right, Joey was alluding about this a few days ago, asking if Joost van der Westhuizen was the youngest Deathlist hit. Which got me wondering. Deathlist hits (Segovia to van der Westhuizen) mapped out by age at death. 105 – Brooke Astor 104 – Rose Kennedy, Oscar Niemeyer, Luise Rainer 102 – Dame Ninette de Valois, Princess Alice, Charles Lane, Albert Hofmann 101 – Queen Mother, Leni Riefenstahl 100 – George Burns, Lord Denning, W Clement Stone, Bob Hope, Strom Thurmond, Stanley Kunitz, Claude Levi-Strauss, Erich Priebke, Chapman Pincher, Joao Havelange 99 – Dr Hastings Banda, Max Schmeling, Zsa Zsa Gabor 98 – Barbara Cartland, Tony Martin, Anna Wing, Eli Wallach, Gough Whitlam, Denis Healey, Kirk Kerkorian 97 – Gene Sarazen, Joseph Bonanno, Estee Lauder, Sister Lucia, Sir John Mills, Ernest Gallo, Karl Malden, Peter O’Sullevan 96 – Kitty Godfree, John Gielgud, Katharine Hepburn, Fay Wray, Simon Wiesenthal, Michael Foot, Harry Morgan, Yitzhak Shamir, Helmut Schmidt, Al Molinaro, Richard Adams, Cliff Michelmore 95 – Lord Longford, Billy Wilder, Edward Teller, Henri Cartier-Bresson, Alistair Cooke, Joseph Barbera, Mark Felt, Norman Wisdom, Michael Gough, Herbert Lom, Nelson Mandela, Maureen O’Hara, Liz Smith 94 – Andres Segovia, Bunny Austin, Brother Theodore, Lord Hailsham, Lionel Hampton, Elia Kazan, Artie Shaw, Queen Juliana, Gretchen Franklin, Milton Freidman, Byron Nelson, Lady Bird Johnson, Bill Deedes, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Patty Andrews, PD James, Abe Vigoda, Nancy Reagan 93 – Dilys Powell, Milton Berle, Hardy Amies, Ronald Reagan, Lord Scarman, Gerald Ford, Richard Widmark, Betty Ford, Mickey Rooney, Patrick Macnee, Sir Christopher Lee, Boutros Boutros-Ghali 92 – Alec Douglas-Home, Deng Xiaoping, Helen Wills Moody, Joan Hickson, EW Swanton, Don Bradman, Jim Callaghan, Rosa Parks, Walter Cronkite, Vincent O’Brien, Clive Dunn 91 – Catherine Cookson, Lew Grade, Mary Whitehouse, Dame Thora Hird, John Profumo, Augusto Pinochet, Dino de Laurentiis, JD Salinger, Ray Bradbury, John Demjanjuk, Sid Caesar 90 – Marlene Dietrich, Harold Larwood, Quentin Crisp, Douglas Fairbanks Jr, William Hanna, PW Botha, Arthur C Clarke, George Cole, Fidel Castro 89 – Jimmy Stewart, Burgess Meredith, Chuck Jones, Sam Snead, Red Adair, Sir Ted Heath, Ingmar Bergman, Aleksandr Solzhenitysn, Ludovic Kennedy, Eric Sykes, Lauren Bacall, BB King 88 – Denis Thatcher, Caspar Weinberger, Ian Smith, Kurt Waldheim, Sir Edmund Hillary, Blake Edwards, Ian Paisley, Bhumibol Adulyadej 87 – Mother Theresa, Jacques Cousteau, Stanley Kramer, Gregory Peck, Margaret Thatcher 86 – Roy Rogers, Victor Mature, Jesse Helms, Suharto, Francis Pym, John Forbes Nash 85 – Deryck Guyler, Stanley Matthews, James Doohan 84 – Salvador Dali, Greta Garbo, Dan Maskell, Joe DiMaggio, Don Budge, Pope John Paul II, Charlton Heston, Ronnie Biggs 83 – Ginger Rogers, William Buroughs, Spike Milligan, Aaron Spelling, Leonard Nimoy 82 – Kim Il-Sung, Frank Sinatra, Rodney Dangerfield, Peter Ustinov, Al Lewis, Cyril Smith, Casey Kasem 81 – Erich Honecker, Brian Johnston, Richard Nixon, Jackie Mann, Peter O’Toole 80 – Burt Lancaster, Idi Amin, William Rehnquist, Charles Haughey, George Melly, Mary Tyler Moore 79 – Francois Mitterand, Sir Alf Ramsey, Walter Matthau, Sir Harry Secombe, Bo Diddley, Elizabeth Taylor 78 – Terry-Thomas, Dean Martin, Harold Pinter, Robert Novak 77 – Andreas Papandreou, Charles Schulz, Ted Kennedy, Michael Winner 76 – Sir Bobby Robson, Diana Wynne Jones 75 – Timothy Leary 74 – Dennis Hopper, Muhammad Ali 73 – Ernie Wise, Sydney Pollack, Etta James 72 – Telly Savalas, Pol Pot, Lou Rawls, Levi Stubbs 71 – Johnny Cash, Bill Tarmey, Reg Presley 70 – James Earl Ray, Kim Jong-il, Sir Henry Cecil 69 – Sir Michael Havers 68 – Paul Eddington, Chris Woodhead 67 – Sugar Ray Robinson 66 – Mobutu Sese Seko, Dudley Moore 65 – Jeffrey Bernard, Richard Pryor, Tammy Faye Messner, Wendy Richard 63 – Audrey Hepburn, King Hussein of Jordan, Gerry Rafferty 62 – Les Dawson, Roy Castle, Dai Llewellyn, Robin Gibb 61 – Susan Atkins 60 – Abdelbaset al-Megrahi 59 – Bill Bixby, Sam Simon 58 – Simon MacCorkindale, Hugo Chavez 57 – Glyn Worsnip, Ian Dury, Patrick Swayze 56 – Warren Zevon 54 – Jill Ireland, Rudolf Nureyev 53 – Martin Crowe 52 – Derek Jarman, Barry Sheene, Bernie Nolan 50 – Kenny Everett, Laurent Fignon 49 – Arthur Ashe 47 – Ray Moore, John Diamond 45 – Simon Cadell, Joost van der Westhuizen 44 – John Curry, Tim Gullikson 43 – Helen Rollason