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Why suddenly do I have to log in every single time I open this site even though I've clicked the remember me option? Haven't changed any settings on the site or my phone. It's a pain in the ass. What's the point in clicking remember me if you forget me every time I put my phone down!

The missus to visit Buhari in London: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-4660906/Nigerias-First-Lady-visit-ailing-husband-London.html

You would cast black people with white actors? Oh my God! WHITEWASHING! That's racist!

I will be on a 2 week vacation with my family in about 3 weeks to Florida. I can't wait.

Still got it

Still think series 2 of Feud should be about Rodney Bewes and James Bolam

Updated for Barry Norman! Joint First : Zsa Zsa's leg. 50 Joint first:Bibliogryphon. 50 Third:Davey Jones Locker. 49 Last place:Shaun of the Dead 48

I'm very excited to have won the first Deathlist Cup. I just had a shot of scotch out of my skull shot glass (say that 3 times fast). Thanks to msc for creating a format that gives everyone a chance and lets Lady Luck have a hand. She certainly helped me (a bye, a coin flip after no hits, and then catching three more great players in lucky spots). Thanks to Pedro, Spade, DDT and Death Impends for your sportsmanship. Thanks to everyone who competed. Most of all, thanks to Emma Morano, Sasha Lakovic, Michelle Purchase, Paul van Zandvliet and especially Julia Perez for giving their all for the team. I'm hoping that under the circumstances, I'll get a bye next year.

That's right, Paddington: the Cup has been hammered shut. Lots of people tried, and failed, and we have the winner of our first ever Deathlist Cup! The crowds are excited! Congratulations Deadsox, our 2017 Deathlist Cup winner! Soup Dragon hands over the Cup. Now, everyone congratulate the winner. May he forever go down in Deathlist history as the winner of a Deathlist game. Right, done. Thanks! It's been a blast.

"Man, being admitted to this hospice is some eerie foreshadowing..."

Aldrin meets Trump Looks amazing for turning 87 this year. We should NOT add him onto the list in 2018.

This American misses everything, apparently. I must have a life.

Lol at the Mail

Christmas?!! I can't wait.

I have Prince Philip and he is the King of Spades. This amuses me.

And why not.

BiblioGryphon has nothing to critique with his unique for Barry Norman.

Ah, but I got here first, it's now a trilogy of posts, in the style of Star Wars or Back To The Future. Now, turning to Werner Herzog...

Last night I dreamt that Cat O'Falk had returned to the forums. Hope this dream becomes true...

I have just been reading about William Daniels. Not exactly a household name but... 1. He had a role in The Graduate as Dustin Hoffman's dad 2. He was the voice of KITT in Knight Rider 3. He is the former president of the Screen Actors' Guild 4. He is aged 90. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Daniels

Mod powers are to be used lightly. I ain't gonna try to overthrow Mugabe, can you imagine the chaos it would cause?

Joey man - much as I'm appreciative of the like on an eight year old post... Are you doing owt else other than hanging out hereabouts all day? I mean, at this rate you might end up like me

Change of mind then ....

When I was working overseas as a tour guide, I worked, for a while, in Tunisia. This was in 2001, and Myleene, along with Suzanne, Noel, Shrek & the barmaid in Corrie (Kym?) had just won Popstars. Of course, Tunisia doesn't get ITV (Thankfully), so their new found fame was lost on me & anyone else with a life. Unfortunately, Miss Klass came on holiday to Tunisia & unfortunately, she was staying at MY hotel & I had to meet her at the airport. She swished, swaggered & sauntered over. MK: (snobbish tone) "I believe you are the man who I need to meet for my hotel arrangements." OoO: "Possibly, can I take your name?" MK: (incredulous tone) "Don't you know who I am?!?!?!" OoO: (cheeky tone) "Not without a name madam, but I can always guess." MK: "I'll have you know I'm a celebrity" OoO: (bored tone) "That's nice. But I'm afraid I don't recognise you". MK: (huffy tone) "Well I've just been on national TV in front of millions. Don't you get out?" OoO: (pissed off tone) "I DO live here, in Tunisia you know. We don't get British TV, I'm afraid" MK: "Hmmm. Well.. the name is Klass - that's spelt with a K, but pronounced CLASS." OoO: "rightho, Miss KLASH, here is your taxi driver & here is your accomodation voucher. Have a pleasant stay & sorry I didn't recognise you for the world famous celebrity that you are". (I know... I know, but it was either be rude or hit her ) In the two weeks she stayed at the hotel, she acted like a spoilt brat & a diva & kept asking for unreasonable requests of both myself & the hotel. All cos she was one of 5 people who won a talent contest. Whoopee-whoo. I see her sweetness & light trick on British TV & applaud her at her quite brilliant acting. It's a hell of a lot better than her singing. Thank you, LFN, for allowing to tell my sorry tale to the nation.

Potato Wedge? Mmmm.