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Any chance of the old style coming back. This new ones way too bright.

I have a choice of four. No angry ones. ETA, I've misread. An angry one would be an excellent addition if a passing admin could look into that.

Did the forum just change colour/font/stuff mid-thread read, or have I had a stroke?

Couldn't they - like - raffle it or have some suitably gormless reality television challenge in which the winners get to own Brady's mortal remains? Be a shame to waste such an obvious business opportunity

That's cool. When I got the choice for my book project for Standard Grade, I just picked Douglas Adams!

Auction it off, the winning bidder gets to fly tip it outside the house of someone they dislike. I'll start the ball rolling, £5 to dump it on Piers Morgan's doorstep

Silence for Ingmar Bergman on this day 10 years ago, aged 89.

I was running wild when I was 16.

It is very important that his journey to hell be helped along, so toss his ashes down the Kola Superdeep Borehole in Russia. It is 7.5 miles deep and is 356 degrees fahrenheit down there. It is a good start anyway.

I don't know why Phantom didn't share this but from FB.

If the angry emoji was allowed, then this would be the perfect time to use it.

Your not the only one. I like the full react emojis though. Can a mod put an angry emoji on though? Thanks. Seriously, where did this sudden change come from?

Greg Gilbert hospitalized with stomach pains but due to be discharged today.From his Facebook page.

Under the "uniform" one of them might be. If you're not happy with that answer, ask Mr Mugabe. I'm sure the troll will have an answer.

Two days into Ramblin' Man I've seen some highly obitable oldsers in fine form. Graham Bonnet (nearly 70) being a lively surprise and the former drug casualty Glenn Hughes also in stunning voice. Rain lashed (though today promises better) but the real death's door cases yesterday were punters shipping endless shots and strong beers to avoid leaving the bar tents. Saw some people - literally - walking around in circles. Today promises the rutund delight of the one original Focus man Thijs van Leer

What has the world come to when a 16 year old is sat on the internet at 12.30am on a Sunday morning lecturing me a 21 year old that they should be going out and getting laid? Shouldn't you be on a sleepover at your best mate's house that is actually you're girlfriend with liberal parents who's house you've just rolled into after hanging out in the town centre bar with no ID policy and be kicked back from a nightclub on your fake ID before going back to her house or you're older mates and getting your rocks off, listening to rave/pop-punk, drinking vodka straight and barfing up like most sixteen year olds? You'll find by the time you're 21 the novelty of all that wears off and a nice evening in front of the TV and some home made dinneris more preferable and far cheaper - which is important as you're not spending pocket money/part time wages on booze anymore; it's your own earnings/student loans that also need to pay your rent and buy food....

Saddleworth Moor, where no-one can find him. He who lives by the sword...

And it took Zsa Zsa nearly the whole of last year for her to go-could Billy Graham do the same and go in the week before Christmas.

Put it in Anjem Choudary's cell.

Yes, but I was following on from your point that the DM was once a respected newspaper. Don't get me started on the BBC though.

Hah. Like Zsa Zsa, he has to go someday.

Chamberlain was a legend, mind you. Totally outsmarted Hitler in the long game.

Eh, it only got a 6% on rotten tomatoes. I'll gladly pass...

No more tomorrows for Tom Snyder 10 years ago, aged 71.

Thought they looked a bit stiff in their pictures.