Yesterday.
I pulled up outside this village shop and got out of my van to go in.
As I walked up to it this woman got out of her old banger, then her three kids then her , I assume , mother .
Nothing out of the ordinary there you may think except for one thing.
Her mother had the most enormous norks.
Not 'big' boobs', Im talking weapons of mass destruction, colossal mammaries the size of which ive not seen since Chesty Morgan strutted her stuff in Z list 'back row of the cinema wank movies'
This woman, bless her, walked with a stoop and was barely 5ft tall.
Id have offered to hold em up for her as she walked around the store but Id only gone in for a paper and a Kit Kat.
Maybe next time.