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Lardy, as one who's seen them live and also acquainted myself with their entire recorded output I'm of a totally different opinion. Intelligent, funny but above all a great pop band who don't take themselves too seriously.

Well obviously @time, @rockhopper penguin & @RoverAndOut know there Insoles from their arseholes. Time gets off the mark, leaving just @Handrejka on a duck and RHP gets his third hit (wherever he is). However, Rover is the first person to get to Four hits in one category so Everton Weekes gets added to the list of possible out combinations. This also draws Rover level with @Death Impends and @Toast so John B Anderson becomes a three way tie. Looks like this might be down to a dice roll.

Not to the "I wouldn't vote for them" extent! T'is a matter of tact rather than accuracy. And yes, but you would think that!

Oliver Hardy got himself into another fine mess this day 60 years ago, age 65. Stan Laurel's daughter died just a few days ago fwiw.

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?" She says, "My mom died." He told her to go home, but she said, "No, I'll be fine." Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?" She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!"

89 today!

What was the score?

I get this all the time. Make up, kids books, all sorts of absolute shit. My friends, it seems, don't know me at all. If they did they would be trying to sell me alcohol and cake.

Saw Dick Dale last night. He was in fine form despite a myriad of health issues: renal failure, cancer and diabetes. Not to mention his ex-wife is currently trying to sue him. It's a slightly grainy photo, but this is him on stage last night in Minneapolis.

I went camping with the school once. Broke my ankle. I'm with you on it!

Nooooooo!!!!! I cant do camping!!!!! A nice log cabin is fine though!

Fucking shite, I'm a weak-shouldered disgrace to my farmhand ancestors.

Did they do a song called We're Shit?

Im a male.

Boasting about totally beating cancer, eh? *listens to Sir Creep's first rule of deadpooling* *adds Sir Creep to 2018 shortlist*

If you had read a following post by me CA you would have seen that, to me, she is still a beautiful woman, something that time had not diminished. I could also have put up pics of umpteen men who have also gone from youthful beauty into aged beauty but, at that time, I was thinking of Katherine Ross! I don't think there are any unrealistic expectations on women apart from the unrealistic expectations they have about themselves. Pick up a 'Womens' magazine and the fucker is full of fashion tips, diet tips, 'how to be gorgeous at 40' tips etc etc. All written by women, for women about women. Try finding that kind of shit in a mens orientated publication. I, for one, am not swayed by size, shape, looks , what she wears, saggy tits, saggy stomachs or anything else that, for some strange reason, seems to pre occupy millions of women on a daily basis. Im certain that I am not the only man in that thought and opinion. Sure, there are men out there that expect the Earth but, fuck them, men like that aint worth it! To wit, ive never ever or will ever ever give one two or three fucks about a womans physique, age, appearance because it will not necessarily define who she is. Yes, we are all going to get old and we are all going to die BUT ( as per my original post ) it would have been nice if 'god' had allowed us to keep our youthful looks to go with our youthful thoughts ( im 52 with a mental age of 19) to see us out of this world. Hence, life is a bastard. I think people have read way too much into the content of the post and completely missed its point. Oh well.......

Whole things subjective, mind you. Take Claire Bloom. Rather old - 86 this year - but aged rather well, all things considered (at least she had last I saw!), and you can still sort of see why men went nuts over her in her youth, even if 50-60 years have passed. I dunno. Can't think of anyone. Diana Rigg isn't the Diana Rigg of the 1960s anymore, but she's 81, and that's better than living in a world without Diana Rigg in it.

For some reason, this reminds me of years ago, Channel 5 (I think) did a tribute to Judi Dench for her 70th. Lots and lots of pretentious Arty types talk about her "brave acting choices" and "gravitas" and all that rubbish they like to talk. Up comes Brian Blessed. "JUDI DENCH IS THE SEXIEST WOMAN I HAVE EVER MET" He roared, "AND SHE STILL DRIVES ME WILD WITH LUST! OH YES!"

I think I have one of my 5 categories, should I win the Scavenger Hunt Deadpool after all...

Leah Bracknell She's not well, Leah Bracknell Farewell.

I guess this is the white man's Burdon...

That would be the most appropriate DDP death of all time....

I had a dream a few nights ago that Zsa Zsa Gabor rose from her urn and went on to live for another 5 years.

Radio shock jock/former national rugby union coach/closet homosexual/former schoolteacher/political script writer/failed political candidate/newspaper columnist/motivational speaker/musical theatre impresario/all-round dickhead/etc/etc Alan Jones nearly died from septic shock the other day. Unfortunately he didn't. http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/06/18/09/38/alan-jones-2gb-lucky-to-be-alive-health-problems http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/alan-jones-close-to-exit-after-septic-shock-development/news-story/abe614362ed40e2da75272a5784ee9c9