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Good news for former Emmerdale star Leah Bracknell as she marries her partner while battling lung cancer The 54-year-old actress and her author boyfriend Jez Hughes, 44, married in March after discovering her treatment had stopped working. I'll be honest here. The Mirror seems to have a different definition of "good news" to me.

Ah, when you think it's a fartpost but it's actually a shitpost...they are the worst...

Ok, I can post a first Top Ten, but this is all very preliminary. Many good teams are probably still missing (Bucket of Blood, Crossing The Styx, etc....) And the Drop 40 and unique hits aren't out yet. Once they are all out and Spade has it all set up, I'll expand the Top Ten to a Top Twenty, but I first need to include these new teams. Hopefully, they don't have a lot of completely new names... 1. Still Life - 155,488 2. The Love Boat - 153,931 3. Thomas Jefferson Survives - 152,023 4. To Kill a Gabor Sister - 150,915 5. Day in the Death - 150,369 6. GUN away - 147,5025 7. GUN fishing - 146,6905 - hmm... 8. Drollercoaster - 146,5655 9. The Living End - 146,275 10. Poochie Died on the Way Back to his Home Planet - 145,5165 At this early stage, the scores are higher than they were at the same stage last year, by about 10 points.

So, one week down and a leaderboard with five people more than a third of the way to a winning total - next week brings us Ms Willow's funeral...might be a game changer. MSC - 727 Phantom of the Midway - 727 Dead Cow - 724 FixedBusiness - 722 Devon Death Trip - 720

If any one of them makes the drop 40, it’s going to be Harvey Weinstein imo...

He is, he is!!!!

75 years since Nikola Tesla became completely powerless. He liked to feed the pigeons, though it is not known if he also fed the sparrows, nor if it gave him an enormous sense of well-being.

French singer France Gall is dead . http://www.20minutes.fr/culture/2194183-20180107-chanteuse-france-gall-morte-age-70-ans after Johnny, a big loss for french music.

Nowhere near close to one of the worst picks of 2018. Get the feeling either this year or 2019-2020 is the maximum for her given how old and frail she looked in recent photo's. People like Dick Van Dyke,Honor Blackman and Mel Brooks who are still active and look fit in public seem far worse picks .Those 3 would surprise few if they one day join the ranks of Vera Lynn and Kirk Douglas to make the 100 club.

That idea has legs fins

Presuming it's true, quite a tough 24 hours for astronomy with John Young and Bopp dying.

Well, either that or someone stand us a drink at the next DLCon

The filter changes the word 'mµslim' to 'halibut'.

I didn't pick Rayya Elias as I'd never heard of her before she appeared on here. Not in the slightest. I'm not a fan of picking people I'd never heard of at all.

He has. Well done. Quite rare that Reuters is the first one to step up to the plate these days.

Here is my Deathrace team for 2050 1.Donald Trump Jr 2.Dame Lena Headey 3.Barron Trump 4.Neil Patrick Harris 5.Cash Me Outside How Ba Dat Girl 6.Justin Beiber 7.Jordy 8.Will Smith 9.Dame Keira Knigtley 10.Baby Jessica 11.Jet Li 12.Spencer Pratt 13. Brooklyn Beckham Jr 14.Cher. 15.Ryan Gosling 16.Sultan Of New Kuwait 17.Ludivine Sagnier 18.North West 19.Pewde Pie 20. Senator Rebecca Black

I wouldn't pick a Trinidadian historian since they live much longer then Tobagan historians.

In all honesty I don’t really give a fuck, I just wondered what I’d missed whereby somebody with hardly any posts and therefore no real forum presence is all of a sudden able to lock shit threads left, right and centre. I suppose, using your analogy, it’s like you being at work with five gold stars attached to your name badge, and then someone comes in who you’ve never seen before in your life with one measly star on their badge, and they start telling you what time you can take your McShit break.

A delightful anniversary, I might add, in addition to aforementioned rather annoying formal celebrations me and Liz took ourselves off to our palace bedroom and celebrated more traditionally, in the human nature historic sense. We might be old but the whips and chains still do the business, she's been a lot more willing in that department since I bought her 50 shades of grey for Christmas. Onwards and forwards, perhaps, if only she could also retire so we can enjoy some quality time together.

I would like to share a personal experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social event" with friends. Last night, I was out at a party. I had a few cocktails & shots followed by several pints. Despite my merriness, I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a taxi home. Sure enough, there was a police road block on the high street but, since I was in a taxi, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and surprise because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't even know where I got it from and now that it's outside my house, I don't know what to do with it.

Bit late in life to take up architecture now....

I played a ladyboy in that scene of the show. High heels, leopardskin print dress. Came off stage to this: Dad: She's a bit of all right. Mum: That's your son.