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Condolences to Willz and Ice over your losses.

Fatty Arbuckle and Buster Keaton having some cooking in The Cook (1918):

As long as someone else has brought up phrases, I must say that I absolutely hate "He's 97 years young".

I once ended an engagement over the use of, "that's irrespective" Meaning irrelevant. I would be in jail within a year, here's your ring back, cunto.

We have a light scattering, and snow is falling but in a "can't really be arsed" sort of way.

Ah man, losing a pet so young really sucks. Sorry for your loss.

There are some absolute and utter fucking twats on this earth that deserve to get scabies of the cock.

You're quite right of course. I couldn't open the link at the time I read it, and then forgot about it. C'est la vie. As I said, in that previous post, that surrogacy should definitely count. And there should be the bonuses in the event of it being a multiple birth. However, what I don't think is reasonable is for the age bonuses to apply, as a surrogate can be used by people of any age with an equal likelihood of success. As such, the points scored would be for the lowest age bracket. So, I think that's 15 points.

Nucular. Not strictly a word, more this common mispronunciation. I don't even understand why.

"Fancy a coffee?" "Yes, I'll have a double expresso"

The original one was filmed in 1984, and the cat died in 1987. So yes, it’s a remake of the cat...

It takes someone really low to shoot wild animals for fun too. He’s a dribbly- mouthed cunt, just like his dad.

His chair seems frightened.

Nope it will be hawking without a shadow of a doubt

Incredible hyperbole from yet another YouTube conservative "news channel"that only repeats the popular opinions of YouTube for likes and views. It is noteworthy however, that she required assistants to help her down the stairs.

Aye, ironically - mind - such creatures have a habit of reincarnating. He'll be back in another guise

What are you going to request if it turns out to be Tibet?

Then there's these... The New Saints of Oswestry Town & Llansantffraid, certainly the longest football club name I've encountered.

Oh, it wasn’t him that time, he won’t cross the Norfolk border. It was your dad. Also, ‘you’re’.

Must be a small market for this.

Theresa May should be considered I reckon. She seems to be under a lot of stress for a supposedly "strong and stable" Prime Minister. She should take up bike riding

Betting doesn't go on here. Death needs no encouragement, except from those it affects. This isn't my sole pleasure...you'd be actively disgusted by some of my other pleasures/practices. My mother's dead. Yours, YW.

This is a local deathlist for local people we won't have any trouble here.