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"some deadpoolers are terrified that her cancer has returned. Hollywood Gossip journalists tracked down top DDP player Shaun of the Dead, who said: "Get in there, you fucking dancer!"" PS Hollywood Gossip journalists also tried to get a comment from Sir Creep, but he doesn't do so many interviews since his retirement from Club Nacional in 2015.

Stage Obit for Carmel McSharry

Can't help but smile a little....

Lardy, I gave up on this some time ago, go figure. You can do as you will. but to say it is men who are the issue I have um, an issue with. It's shitty people of whatever sex in my view.

Dec on Dodecahedrons

Three survivors: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43556926 (Ten Little Indians, 1974)

Forking hell

If you ever watched Liza Goddard in Bergerac as Phillipa Vale aka the ice queen....I'd have taken the risk. I don't know what that makes me, nor do I care.

Thread for Sonia Gandhi, born Edvige Antonia Albina "Sonia" Maino, 71 years old as of March 2018. Born in Italy, she studied in Cambridge where she met Rajiv Gandhi, son of Indira Gandhi. He had an early death via suicide bomber, so Sonia then became the de facto head of the Nehru-Gandhi dynasty while her two children grew up. She led the Congess Party for almost 20 years and then gave the chairmanship to her son. She had a couple of health problems in the past years, most critically, surgery for cervical cancer in 2011. The Political Frailty thread also counts her multiple hospitalizations since then: March 2018: https://scroll.in/latest/873033/sonia-gandhi-flown-to-delhi-after-falling-ill-during-visit-to-shimla Octobre 2017: https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/sonia-gandhi-moved-to-delhi-hospital-from-shimla-1768018 May 2017: http://indianexpress.com/article/india/sonia-gandhi-in-hospital-for-food-poisoning-4648609/ November 2016: https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/congress-chief-sonia-gandhi-hospitalised-in-delhi-1631641 August 2016: http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/Sonia-Gandhi-back-in-hospital/article14576189.ece December 2014: http://www.firstpost.com/politics/congress-chief-sonia-gandhi-admitted-to-hospital-for-respiratory-tract-infection-1856355.html August 2013: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10267187/Sonia-Gandhi-hospitalised.html What is going on?

Typical Spade Cooley trivia: Did you know that one member of the Nehru-Gandhi family was a guitarist and songwriter for "Mmm Bop" Hanson? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravi_Hutheesing

D'ya think the McCanns now refer to themselves as the Fab Four?

Beats Tinder any day of week.

Thanks Rad. So as it is so close at top with only a month to go here's a bit of a who wins if what happens. I mainly did this to see who would need to die for me to win and then expanded it by a couple of choices so there may be a couple of options I have not included. For example in the double deaths Sacheen Littlefeather has not been included but might help Joey in a couple of cases. msc might spring into the reckoning if a QO turned up for one of his corpses. No Deaths - DI wins obviously One Death Leah Bracknell - DI Charlotte Rae - GUN Nobby Stiles - GUN GHW Bush - GUN Dean Francis - TDC SKS - GUN Jose Jose - JR Ted Mack - DI Greg Gilbert - JR William Frankland - DI Pete Sampras - DI Any other single death - DI Two Deaths Ted Mack and Anyone - DI Leah Bracknell and GHW Bush - Book comes storming through the pack Leah Bracknell and anyone else on above One Death List - same winner as One Death List except if JR Leah Bracknell and Jose Jose - DI Leah Bracknell and GG - DI Charlotte Rae and Anyone else except Ted Mack and Jose Jose - GUN Charlotte Rae and Jose Jose - JR & GUN tie Nobby Stiles and anyone on One Death List except Ted Mack and Jose Jose - GUN Nobby Stiles and Jose Jose - JR GHW Bush and Dean Francis - GUN GHW Bush and SKS - GUN GHW Bush and Jose Jose - JR GHW Bush and GG - I think JR but have not checked everyone GHW Bush and Pete Sampras - JR GHW Bush and William Frankland - DI Dean Francis and SKS - GUN Dean Francis and Jose Jose - TDC Dean Francis and Greg Gilbert - TDC Dean Francis and WF - TDC SKS and Jose Jose - JR SKS and GG - JR SKS and WF - DI JJ and GG - JR JJ and WF - JR GG and WF - DI Pete Sampras and Dean Francis - TDC Pete Sampras and SKS - JR Pete Sampras and JJ - JR PS and GG - JR PS and WF - DI

Journo and blogger Jordon Cooper has writ his last as of 26 March, and is a unique on this pool. http://thestarphoenix.com/news/local-news/remembering-jordon-coopers-passion-and-wit It's not even April yet....

C'mon Mastodon. You've got to get into the HOF before having the stereotypical big man wrestler's heart failure exit.

Sorry to lower the tone, but that just made me think of this, from I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. The teams are going to treat us to a spot of acting next, in the game called Sound Charades. This is based on the erstwhile TV favourite Give Us A Clue, in which players mimed titles of songs, books and films. The undisputed master of the game was Lionel Blair, whose TV career has sadly waned of late. He did, however, recently audition for I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!. Lionel's challenge was to sail a raft across a river with a small crew, but sadly the raft hit a rock and sank, and what a look of horror there was on Ant's face when Lionel went down with both hands on deck...

to be honest I didnt know that Michael Caine was victim of child abuse. http://indianexpress.com/article/entertainment/hollywood/michael-caine-woody-allen-5110817/ By the way his daughter has actually some stress http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-71483/Michael-Caines-daughter-fights-save-marriage.html

I mean most of us probably need to be drunk to date to be fair.

I like how Bernie's a weekend death.

Could just as be in a war heroes thread. At the ripe old age of 107 years, Johan van Hulst blew out his last breath. He must have been one of the oldest politicians alive before. He also is revered for his resistance work in WW2. He was instrumental in saving 600 Jewish children.

This thread just turned into the deathlist dating thread

Might have to resort to that to pay the bills, there’s a market for weirdos who want to watch fat chicks crying into a multipack of hula hoops, right?

Please avoid such horrible tautology in future.