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It might be better to say "died while at work", since on this side of the pond "on the job" has a different colloquial meaning

The Casino will be dimming its lights tonight in memory of Smith Hart, who became the Poker Tournament's first ever hit a year ago.

If you want to wind up Creepy, post it in the How Long Until We're Dickless? thread as well.

Erm....... Wrong thread?

From Y-Dub's post above: "Bay City Roller Alan Longmuir dies" (Just so the name is searchable). And yes, it is sad news. Although.... that means he died on a M-O-N-D-A-Y morning.

*checks forum* Thread police? EDIT - Man, that cat looks pissed. Bet it ate the photographer soon after.

I would have to clear it with Thread Police but I believe it should go in the Chirac thread (where I believe everything should go)

Unique for my BBC Heaven theme team, which gets them off the mark. Shame. A creator of icons in his era.

Thanks everyone, especially @msc for all your hard work. Commiserations @Sir Creep, I hope you clear the final hurdle next year. It is nice to still be winning deadpools. Would still like to get a Hartlepool DP win to add to my collection, so I'm not going to be retiring any time soon.

** According to Google Translate..."Kurippusu-san" is Sir Creeps A Lot, in Japanese. I think I'll just drop the 'san'. Kurippusu. Look out! Kurippusu is in the house! ** = disclaimer

Actually the word (obviously it's not a real word) is perfect for the only scenario I would use it - someone is way too wound up about something trivial so rather than telling them to relax I use the massively irritating 'chillaxio' which winds them up even more - sorry redr

Can't find it online but one of my favourite Spitting Image sketches is where David Owen forms The David Owen Party, and then splits from it.

Trump proposes Fair and Reciprocal Tariff act, suggesting that the US exit WTO rules. Some people are raising a stink about it, some say it's a load of hot air, but most are just making jokes about the acronym.

Found the BBC Obit for Dame Gillian Lynne, b. 1926 - d. 1 Jul 2018 1920 Roger Angell, Kate Murtagh 1921 Walter Mirisch, Carol Channing 1922 Doris Day, Norman Lear 1923 Glynis Johns, Henry Kissinger 1924 Lee Iacocca, Cicely Tyson 1925 Laurent de Brunhoff, Honor Blackman 1926 David Austin, Charlotte Rae 1927 Will Jordan, Barbara Rush 1928 Desmond Morris, Judith Krantz 1929 John Napier Turner, Lynne Reid Banks

Bjorn Ironside/Kasper Schmeichel

I think the bottom pic is his waxwork from Madame Tussauds !

Poor sod; she finds her mother and you dump 'em both in room 101.

We get that here in the UK more often than you think.

I'm celebrating thirteen years as a Deathlister today.

Their plastic content should ensure they would float, anyway.

So at this years tournament the qualifying teams were AFC- 5 teams (actual allocation 4.5) CAF - 5 teams (actual allocation 5) CONCACAF - 3 teams (actual allocation 3.5) CONMEBOL - 5 teams (actually allocation 4.5) OFC - 0 teams (actually allocation 0.5) UEFA - 13 (actual allocation 13) Host Slots: 1 2 of the above slots were decided by play-offs. at the 2026 World Cup AFC - 8 teams CAF - 9 teams CONCACAF - 6 teams CONMEBOL - 6 teams OFC - 1 team UEFA - 16 teams Play-offs - 2 teams Going by next best teams, here's some of the teams that could have been at this year's world cup. I've ignored play-offs cos I'm too lazy AFC Extra Slot 1: Syria AFC Extra Slot 2: Uzbekistan AFC Extra Slot 3: United Arab Emirates CAF Extra Slot 1: DR Congo CAF Extra Slot 2: Zambia CAF Extra Slot 3: Ivory Coast CAF Extra Slot 4: Burkino Faso CAF Extra Slot 5: Uganda CONCACAF Extra Slot 1: United States CONCACAF Exta Slot 2: Trinidad and Tobago CONCACAF Extra Slot 3: Guatemala CONMEBOL Extra Slot: Chile OFC Extra Slot: New Zealand UEFA Extra Slot: Italy UEFA Extra Slot: Greece UEFA Extra Slot: Northern Ireland And you thought Panama were shit.... And Scotland and Wales still wouldn't have qualified....

Try these for size. https://www.sporcle.com/games/NO_r_WAY/language-by-long-word

Shouldn't you slit your wrists.

Wonder if the whole concept of the "near death album" that we've seen with Blackstar and You Want It Darker will become a more common thing in the future as a whole generation of popular musicians near the end of their lives? If so, I can't wait to hear what Rick Astley's attempt will sound like... No dissing Rick Not dissing Rick at all actually - just can't imagine him ever making that type of album. Anyway, he looks like a picture of health and I would not be at all surprised if he sees 90, if he can look that good at 50. Rick Astley is shit.

The day he dies my dad will play all his albums non stop.