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Many thanks to Rotten Ali for his years of hosting the Hartlepool Deadlypool. He kept a deadpooling staple ticking along years beyond Notapotato's tenure, and while understandable that real life duties supersede deadpooling matters, his presence is nevertheless missed. The HPDP shall live on, though, and after some consulting with DDT, I have decided to take over hosting duties. Ali is a tough act to follow, but I'm up to the task. As Ali noted in another thread that he intends on completing the scoring for this year, I'll leave that duty to him, but 2019 henceforth is mine to handle. Will open entries on Christmas. Be sure to prepare your Morris dancing war criminals (unless they play baseball)!

No I'm not here, not even lurking, not watching and not recording. Seriously, I got a new hobby that takes too much time. Too much back and fourth for work - but just been let go off for Cristmas, that's very kind of them. (blighters expected me to clear 35 project jobs but I only managed 27) So with the prompt from DDT I promise to tie up the loose ends of the Hartlepool Deadlypool in the remainder of the year and if anyone wants to take it off my hands there is no chance they could do a worse job. Catch you round in a bit...

Shocking. You will now be ridiculed for the next 24 hours.

Hello Forumers ! Here is my list of suggested names for consideration: Claus von Bulow, 93 Imelda Marcos, 90 Monica Vitti, 88 Robert Mugabe, 95 Doris Day, 97 Gina Lollobrigida, 92 Mikhail Gorbachev, 88 Valery Giscard d'Estaing, 93 Milan Kundera, 90 Dick van Dyke, 94 Cloris Leachman, 93 Sean Connery, 89 Betty White, 97 Jacques Delors, 94 Vanessa Redgrave, 82 Eva Marie Saint, 95 Juliette Greco, 92 Michel Piccoli, 94

Only 24 hours? We must be being nice, cause it's Christmas time.

A little harsh that However rando dementia sufferers sounds a lot better than randy dementia sufferers. Wrinkly old people trying to work out what goes in where like they were assembling Ikea furniture is a very unfortunate mental image.

Though 75, she leaves behind an ex father-in-law.

Announcement: I'd like to reassure the anxious hordes that the Hartlepool DP will be going ahead in 2019. Due to a scarcity of updates this year, we may have to take action to protect this important part of our deadpooling heritage, which I'm sure our absent host, the great Rotten Ali would understand. Stand by for further news... DDT

Ariana Grande, tiny pop strumpet whose skintone has darkened 500% in the past five years, is clearly the Jonah of pop: people come into contact with her and drop dead seemingly instantly. As deadpoolers, we should adopt a "Thank U, Next" attitude, so here's some names to consider Pete Davidson: Ex-boyfriend, looks like absolute shit even at the best of times, dominated the press over the weekend by apparently threatening to commit suicide on Instagram. You would have thought he'd get enough dying every week on Saturday Night Live etc etc etc Marjorie Grande: Grandmother, 93 years old and a guaranteed Daily Mail QO when she passes. Big Sean: Paedo-y ex, has had legal troubles in the past but apparently doing well enough to buy Slash from Guns N Roses' old house Victoria Justice: It was supposed to be her... the Marty Jannetty of teen TV, has to have some possibilities as a suicide case Dan Schneider: [deleted on legal grounds]

37 years (1981) since the Penlee Lifeboat disaster. The village of Mousehole will turn off their famous Christmas lights tonight for an hour in memorial as they’ve done every year since.

I don't think anyone but RA understands the scoring system?

Is this the same as their attempt to amend the Labour no confidence motion which was meaningless? Or is this a new meaningless attempt to force a vote of no confidence that the government can ignore because it's not the official opposition bringing it? In other words their own motion of no consequence to go along with the motion of no consequence that Labour submitted?

@msc will probably tell me to stop reading Gallifrey Base, but aside from the few who simply cannot get there head around the existence of a female Doctor (although none quite as forthright or bonkers as Ian "Start Again BBC. You raped my first love" Levine.) the general consensus is that it's decent TV but it's not quite got all the hallmarks of great Doctor Who; it plodded in parts. A series arc would probably help give it a bit more structure, and Chibnall needs to trust his writers a bit more. Can see Jodie doing one more series and then leaving, giving Chibnall 2-3 series with the 14th doctor. New Year's Day move isn't welcomed for me, the Xmas Day episode of Doctor Who sorted of marked the transition to somewhat normality after christmas day.

I mean they regularly share a room with 640 other cunts to be fair.

Nick Boles and Anna Soubry saying they'd resign the Tory Whip and potentially vote with a Labour VoNC if No Deal became government policy; Soubry hinting many more Tories would join. https://news.sky.com/story/pm-warned-group-of-tory-mps-will-quit-party-if-government-chases-no-deal-brexit-11585260 Could Europe really kill the Tory party once and far all?

Ayrshire nurse who was seriously stabbed in the stomach last month in the local hospitals loony bin ward (takes up 83% of the hospital) has been charged with stabbing herself. Yip. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nurse-allegedly-stabbed-herself-grounds-13749375

Lol. Since Big Nose retired there has been Moyes Giggs Van Gaal José Next cunto. And Moyes contract still hasn't ran out

Two unthinkable events happened on this day, 5 years ago and 2 years ago respectively.

Getting out of the country when she returns to the UK.

Could be his father.

Ah, he's kicked the Beckett!

Keith Chegwin's coffin became the new Temple of the Body on this day last year. He was 60.

When she dies - will the country notice the reduction in tax revenues from tobacco sales?

Aye, and fairly chipper they were, also revealed they always invite Mike Nesmith to join them but he's otherwise engaged writing a book (and sitting on his Tippex fortune!) Maybe Michelle Phiiips should throw her lot in with the surviving Monkees in some kind of sixties extravaganza show. Mary, are you seriously suggesting that she is still able to fuck her way through another group???? Wow!!!