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Why are you being so racist?

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

Do this to the next cruel bastard on the list.

Looks like my optimism paid off for once ! Thank you God ! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49604152

2004?

Oops! I had Mugabe low but not impossibly low. New leaderboard will be interesting.

I'm sure he will post later to tell us it' just lies.

Robert Mugabeen He has gone Zimbabaway He African't dictate anymore

Finally dead and my 10th hit. I think we can agree that the world is a slightly better place this morning

Following the sad news of Terrance Dicks death on monday this is one death I think we can all agree is not unwelcome ! Too many years overdue ! I just hope the people of Zimbabwe have a brighter future .

Glad the evil bastard is finally dead.Vile man.

Seven "Winners". Well done. Thread closed.

1987: Ozzy Osbourne (1/31) 1989: Frank Bruno, Mike Ditka, Ozzy Osbourne, Brian Wilson, David Jenkins (5/32) 1990: Queen Elizabeth II, Peter Alliss, Mike Ditka, Rex Williams, Oprah Winfrey, Terry Waite (6/42)  1991: Leo Beenhakker (1/40)  1992: Shaun Ryder (1/37)  1993: Tony Bennett, Henry Kissinger, Ray Kennedy, George Lineker, Jerry Lee Lewis (5/56) 1994: Edmund White, Holly Johnson, Peter Shilton (3/50) 1995: Holly Johnson, Sean Connery (2/50)  1996: Mr T (1/50) 1997: Kirk Douglas (1/50)  1998: (0/50)  1999: Nick Leeson, Carly Simon (2/50) 2000: Louis Farrakhan (1/50) 2001: Desmond Tutu, Liza Minnelli (2/50)  2002: Kirk Douglas (1/50)  2003: (0/50)  2004: Pervez Musharraf, Kirk Douglas, (2/50)  2005: Hamed Karzai, Diego Maradona, Olivia de Havilland (3/50) 2006: Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn, Abdelaziz Bouteflika (3/50)  2007: Tim Johnson, Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Havilland, Vera Lynn, Louis Farrakhan (5/50) 2008: Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn, Russell Watson, Hamed Karzai, Charles Taylor (5/50)  2009: Kirk Douglas, Pierre Cardin (2/50)  2010: Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Havilland, John Edrich, Frank Bough, Angela Lansbury (5/50)  2011: Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Havilland, John Edrich, Ali Khamenei, Bob Dole, Dick Cheney, Pierre Cardin, Vera Lynn, Michael Douglas (9/50) 2012: Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Havilland, Hosni Mubarak, Nigel Lawson, Henry Kissinger, Dick Van Dyke, James Randi, Saif al-Islam Gaddafi (8/ 50) 2013: Clive James, Prince Philip, Hosni Mubarak, Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Havilland, Vera Lynn, Bob Dole, Henry Kissinger, Nicholas Parsons (9/50)  2014: Wilko Johnson, Olivia de Havilland, Clive James, Prince Philip, Lynn, Kirk Douglas, Javier Perez de Cuellar, James Randi, Dick Van Dyke, Tony Bennett, Ed Asner (11/50) 2015: Olivia de Havilland, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Prince Philip, Kirk Douglas, Clive James, Leslie Phillips, Bob Dole, Henry Kissinger, Hosni Mubarak, Jake Roberts, Vera Lynn, Eddie Large (12/50) 2016: Olivia de Havilland, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Prince Phillip, James Randi, Clive James, Bob Dole, Prunella Scales, Jimmy Carter, Henry Kissinger, Tommy Chong, Leslie Phillips, Vera Lynn, Sandy Gall, Desmond Tutu, Lester Piggott, Murray Walker, Jimmy Greaves, Jacques Chirac, Paul Gascoigne (20/50)  2017: Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn, Prince Phillip, Pierre Cardin, Olivia de Haviland, Bob Dole, Leah Bracknell, Jimmy Carter, Leslie Phillips, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Betty White, Nobby Stiles, Queen Elizabeth ll, Jill Gascoine, Bob Barker, Honor Blackman, Ian St. John, David Prowse, Sandy Gall, Pope Benedict XVI, Hosni Mubarak, Desmond Tutu, Emperor Akihito, Gay Byrne (24/50)  2018: Kirk Douglas, Leah Bracknell, Olivia de Havilland, Prince Philip, Betty White, Linda Nolan, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Pierre Cardin, Stirling Moss, Bob Dole, Bob Barker, Prunella Scales, Jimmy Carter, Leslie Phillips, Jill Gascoine, Vera Lynn, Henry Kissinger, Honor Blackman, Dick Van Dyke, Stanley Baxter, Valery Giscard d'Estaing, Mel Brooks, Pope Benedict XVI, June Brown, Hosni Mubarak, Sean Connery, Louis Farrakhan, Ian St. John, Jimmy Greaves, Clive James, Ronnie Wood, Olivia Newton-John, Joni Mitchell, Paul Gascoigne (34/50) Updated for Robert Mugabe

Just saw that being reported. Alas, I shall miss his contributions to the Forum. No wait...I won't.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-robert-mugabe-dead-notorious-19573620 Dead

General Sir Hugh Beach, a World War II veteran who undertook an entire reorganization of the British volunteer reserves, has died. He was 96. A unique DDP pick, too. QO: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/2019/09/05/general-sir-hugh-beach-soldier-decorated-d-day-went-carry-radical/

NFL season opener today. Packers at Bears. Bears by a million - nay, a Paytillion. (But actually I'm kinda worried but we'll see... fuck the Packers).

Been having a big XTC kick lately, they're my favourite band, and despite the production flaws of their album The Big Express, I find this song to be among their very best, has a Synchronicity era Police feel to it.

With your luck he'll probably dead heat with Bracknell.

Only Mugabe can defeat me. It will be pleasant in both cases.

'One is 93 for fuck's sake - one doesn't need this shit'.

Did they just sing "E-beat-suh" I owned an Ibizan Hound for 12 years and NEVER called it an E-beat-suhn hound. Jaysus.... The name of the island does NOT fucking rhyme with PIZZA. Jaysus....

Spot the fuck on!!

The first 100 days take him to Halloween and his deadline to leave Europe. Six months looks ambitious to me