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A) I’m 46 2) I don’t own a ball sack (unless you count the one I’m married to) C) I was making the point that it made me feel old, so wind your fucking neck in.

I have a few irl issues at the moment. The thread will be up and you will have all of August to do your research and the game will begin on 1st September

Indeed. And he raced as Dick, Sir C as a simple Google search would've shown you. https://www.google.com/search?q=dick+passwater&oq=dick+passwater&aqs=chrome..69i57.6878j0j7&client=ms-android-sonymobile-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

It's a shame we can only show one reaction at a time

She and Phil both looking chipper at yesterday's low-key wedding

Philip Seems like a nice guy, hope he and his Wife what’s her name rule for another two decades. Mostly because their son is a giant douchebag.

Lewis my 14th and a joker to boot. Shame game seems abandoned.

I've outlived my dad by years - but, then again, he might still be around if Jack Ruby hadn't shot him!

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow...

"Melania and I send our prayers to he and his family." Ignoring the obvious grammatical error, what on earth is the point of sending prayers to the family, let alone the deceased? WTF do people expect to happen? Prayers should be addressed to whichever deity/ies you think may bring comfort, solve the problem, or whatever. I see this all the time nowadays and it irritates the shit out of me.

D’you mean Trump or IainLodger? Actually, fuck, doesn’t matter, they’re both knobs.

Oh, you hate the twat too!

Today is her 25,000th day on the throne. When this thread started she was coming up for 20,000 and when she debuted on DL she was merely in the 13,000s range.

Absolute Fucking-Cunt, 70

RIP. I hope he didn't suffer very long. At least he did not steal papa Gates well-deserved place on this year's list.

How dare you.

I've passed my mums age by 15 years and still have 20 to to reach my dads age.

Lord Hutton Times Obit (Paywall): https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/lord-hutton-obituary-v9kwctc85

Brian Hutton, Baron Hutton, former Lord Chief Justice of Northern Ireland and former Appeal Court judge, dead: https://www.irishnews.com/news/northernirelandnews/2020/07/16/news/death-of-former-law-lord-brian-hutton-2007030/ Chaired the inquiry that deep cleaned the UK Government of any involvement in the death of Dr David Kelly. Unsurprisingly, a DDP pick.

Two JFK conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven. They finally ask God to once and for all settle for them who it was that killed JFK. God sighs and patiently and lovingly admonishes them, "You've spent so much of your lives chasing after this conspiracy. You've sacrificed time with your families, allowed yourselves to be overcome by paranoia. You've wasted so much of the time and energy that I gave you. Oswald killed Kennedy. He was acting on his own and all of the evidence you needed to satisfy yourselves of that was there the whole time, if only you had looked with open hearts and minds." The one conspiracy theorist turns to the other and whispers, "This goes higher than we thought."

I bet his 'sleight of hand' was like watching him in slow motion.

Sigh. She gets one but the likes of Hau Pei Tsun and Anton Coppola don’t...

A testament to just waiting for the right opportunity to come along rather than hope on the first goofball idea you have.

Reportedly dead. http://www.westseattleherald.com/2016/06/14/news/reports-say-tracy-dart-has-died-woman-who-faked That's laser guided karma and a half!