This thread is clearly the natural progression of a topic that most recently raised its ugly head in the Bob Dole thread, namely the premature creation of threads for people who are nowhere near death.
It's an ideas and possibilities for 2121 thread isn't it?
On that note, I take it all back, I'm massively grateful to @Gooseberry Crumble for not creating a new thread for every entry here and it as it turns out in fact being a model of concision.
Nah, cobblers to that, it's still shite. .