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I think some people need to realise that not everything is a conspiracy.

I was pointed to this by an outside source and I have to say it was the most boring argument with the most boringly-expressed invectives about the most boring subject I've ever seen online, ever. And aye, I have mostly fucked off to more amusing forums before anyone even starts. Can you (not 'we') kick it up a wee bit please? Turn the dial to "TQR"

Is this a cue for me to give him an obit longer than War and Peace and American Pie combined whenever he gets the classy broadsheet nod?

It’s a case of preparing for change in the next 5 years after 70 years of a constant. We are being prepared for her death, but not imminently.

DDP pick etc etc Henry Danton reportedly dead aged 102:

Saleh Ajeery (1920-2022) When I started astronomy there were three planets in the solar system Age at death: 101 Known health issues: Suffering from COPD, heart failure and mostly bedridden since 2015. Was on life support with COVID for two weeks in late 2020. Cause of death: natural causes Alignment: Intelligent, funny and pleasant person

Spike Jefferson, for many years a Sven-Goran Eriksson look-a-like turned actor who starred in the TV movie Sven: The Coach, The Cash And His Lovers, and who also had a part as the old bass player in Eurovision Song Contest: The Story Of Fire Saga, reportedly dead from cancer:

He looks like a draugr from Skyrim

https://www.memoryandconscience.eu/2022/02/02/german-investigation-into-former-communist-czechoslovak-officials-continues/ New reports on Lubomir Strougal's and Vratislav Vajnar's conditions ordered to be completed by the end of March. Also, I can't find anything about Laotian former dictator Khamtai Siphandone's 98th birthday that was four days ago. I wonder if he's now so frail they've stopped celebrating it as last year there seems to have been a lot of news about him, appearances, etc. Considering they still wheeled him around a couple of months ago (and he looked extremely frail, declined a lot during 2021) I'll be suprised if he lasts more than two months. Radio silence on Hiriart's 98th, she died six days later. I feel like this will be a similar case.

Well, let's all look on the bright side. The Commies will hit London, you will be vaporised and we won' have to read your stupid fucking posts any more. With any luck, the Queen will succumb to her terminal pancreatic cancer before any of that happens.

You’ve done it again. Clown.

Indeed, he is a hit for @MariNisia, @Thatcher and @Kenny CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Well, let's all look on the bright side. The Commies will hit London, you will be vaporised and we won' have to read your stupid fucking posts any more.

Four sausage roll-themed Christmas number 1s in a row, done by a grifting cunt who’s about as funny as feeding your nipples into a lawnmower blade.

And as El Mundo counts as a QO source for the cup, we don't need to wait for any English-language translations. Isabel Torres played legendary Spanish trans singer La Veneno ("The Poison") on TV, but there's no antidote to stage 4 lung cancer. Eight teams are celebrating Torres getting on the scoresheet like this was Anfield in 08 - however four of them (BabyBlue/An Fear Baeg and Salmon Mousse/MortalCaso) cancel each other out. TQR and Grim Up North increase their respective leads to six points, HDS cashes in their joker to overtake Pedro67, and Annami has moved into clear squonk territory against Hell. LizLemon 0 v. Masterffull 0 Sir Cunto 3 v. theoldlady 0 Salmon Mousse 9 v. MortalCaso 3 Wormfarmer 0 v. grobler 0 TQR 6 v. Gooseberry Crumble 0 HDS 6 v. Pedro67 3 wannamaker 0 v. Famous6Eva 0 JoeMoneypenny 0 v. Sideik 3 GuyFromFuture 0 v. Captain Hemlock 0 Annami 12 v. Hell 0 ThereWillBeDeaths7 6 v. MariNisia 3 Grim Up North 6 v. the_engineer 0 Predictor 0 v. Great Uncle Bulgaria 0 YoungWillz 0 v. Pop_Zeus 0 BabyBlue 7 v. An Fear Beag 9

Who cares?

The most important job since Father Ted Crilly put Dougal in-charge of watching the corner flags at the craggy island over-80s priest football tournament in 1997.

This is her statement: One Dick down, a govt full of them to go…

This could work, yeah. Do away with the facepalm and split it into its three interpretations: cringe, eye-roll, wanker-gesture.

An eye-roll emoji would be a nice addition

It's funny how people can interpret things differently. The post was about a person who refuses to be vaccinated, and then falls seriously ill with what is obviously Covid but won't admit it. I took this to mean that the would be directed at that person. But I was clearly wrong.

FFS. Still no Sparks.

Surely on the Highway To Hell one might not be surprised to meet a Bat Out Of Hell?

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Oirish porn shoot then...