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QE2. Because it's the only possibility of sufficient moment in the UK to put the brexit tedium on the back burner for a couple of weeks.

Come on now. If anybody knows how to keep people alive its Mugabe. He tortures them till they are almost dead......then brings them back from the brink.......then tortures them till they are almost dead......then brin........

Just googled him turns out he is 90 next year and has had cancer.Both of which I didnt know.

Maybe it is God who is reluctant to meet him.

So you go and park up at Tescos, the car park being as big as a football pitch. You park away from everybody else, umpteen spaces around you and spaces as far as the eye can see. You do your shopping then come out to find an utter fucking wankstain has parked right next to you. You also observe other utter cretins doing likewise then trying to haul themselves out of the narrow door opening so as not to have their door hit the adjacent cars one. What the fucking hell is wrong with people? Why are they so fucking THICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Case closed for good for Jim Garrison on this day 25 years ago, aged 70.

It's working for me - actually laughed out loud listening to the news this morning and I feel so much better for that

I can tell which people are judgemental just by looking at them.

I think they should make him into a dalek

William Rotsler faded away on this day 20 years ago, aged 71.

Former Georgia Senator Zell Miller retires from public life as he battles Lewy Body dementia: http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/former-georgia-governor-us-senator-zell-miller-to-retire-from-public-life/626380456

Dick miller, Hollywood supporting actor of so many movies (Teminator, Gremlins...)

Why is the Earth blue? Because it has Venus envy...

Geez...stick to death pronostics, please.

three cats are arguing which one of them is the laziest the first cat said I had a large bowl of milk in front of me I just looked at it and was too lazie to drink it the second cat said thats nothing I had a large fish infront of me and was too lazie to eat it the third cat asked did you hear a noise last night the other two cats replied yes it was horrible we could not sleep all night the third cat said I sat on my balls and was too lazie to get up

Gall is a recurring drinker, yes, but Bosanquet was frequently overwrought...as a newt.

And Yoko Ono is the all time dieting champion - lived for 37 years off one dead Beatle

Spare a thought for poor ole Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair. After arriving in a hotel in Manchester, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary." Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money. "Well, we do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday from 6 pm until 8 pm. We have the cheapest beer in England". "That is remarkable value", Michael comments. "I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be £3 please." O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra £2. You could have pre-booked the seat, and it would have only cost you £1." "I think you may be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please". Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in, he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame". "I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of £4 for your seat sir". O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another £3." O'Leary was so incensed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager". "I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be £2 please." O'Leary's face was red with rage. "Do you know who I am?" "Of course I do Mr. O'Leary." "I've had enough! What sort of a Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!" "Here is his e-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9.00 am and 9.01am every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only £1 per second, or part thereof". "I will never use this bar again". "OK sir, but do remember, we are the only hotel in England selling pints for £1

As one of the bigger names in Wisconsin Public Broadcasting, pretty high I would have thought.

He's 97, so chances are he will be going somewhere before too long .... I'm not sure I agree with disqualifying people solely on the grounds that they're "boring" though.

He's totally blind now, uses a wheelchair and can't do anything by himself anymore. So why is he still determined to hang on? For a man of God, he doesn't seem too eager to meet him.

wondered if this would get bumped

'Groundhog Day' director and Ghostbuster Harold Ramis dead at 69.

He must have taken up acting after leaving the Star Ship Enterprise then.