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  1. 19 points
    He said he would die before the election, and he did. Staggering example of a statesman keeping a promise in an election year.
  2. 15 points
    Probably the guy who has to merge this thread into Suicidal Celebs....
  3. 15 points
    Jimmy Carter has now become the oldest ever living former U.S. President, surpassing George H.W. Bush. https://www.ajc.com/news/jimmy-carter-gets-new-title-oldest-living-former-president/68TFzP9SMDjrVuqcUt3PkK/
  4. 13 points
    Ah, April. As the weather gets warmer, the DDP hits get fewer. But - not to fret - as the Windy City Deadpool is here to save us all from a summer of deadpooling boredom! Basics: Pick a team of 21 people. The higher their rank, the more points they get when they die and obit. Submit it to me via PM or on this thread, by the end of April. Scoring System: 1st pick: 500 points 2nd pick: 450 points 3rd pick: 400 points 4th pick: 350 points 5th pick: 300 points 6th pick: 275 points 7th pick: 250 points 8th pick: 225 points 9th pick: 200 points 10th pick: 180 points 11th pick: 160 points 12th pick: 140 points 13th pick: 120 points 14th pick: 100 points 15th pick: 85 points 16th pick: 70 points 17th pick: 55 points 18th pick: 50 points 19th pick: 45 points 20th pick: 40 points 21st pick: 21 points As you can see the margin slowly decreases from 50 to 25 to 20 to 15 to 5 until the 21st pick. In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined by whoever has the most unique hits. Bonus Points The Good Die Young Bonus-The Youngest Celeb Picked who dies is a 100 Point Bonus Lucky 7 Bonus- 77 Points Bonus for anyone who dies in the last 7 days of the game April 24-30 Luck Of The Irish Bonus-Anyone who dies March 17 is worth a bonus 50 points Día de Muertos aka Day Of The Dead Bonus-Anyone who dies btwn Oct 31 and Nov 2 is worth 31 points Belsnickel Bonus-Anyone who dies on Dec 25th/Christmas Day get's a 25 point bonus Festivus Miracle-Anyone who dies on Dec 23 get's a 23 point bonus You're Tearing Me Apart Bonus-Anyone who dies on Dec 8 the birthday of "Juliette Danielle" aka Lisa from The Room,get's an 8 point bonus Auld Lang Syne -Anyone who dies on New Year's day get's a whopping 1 point bonus Acceptable Obits: Anything accepted by the Derby Dead Pool, plus The Independent. Plus the following national American news sources: - New York Times - LA Times - CBS News - Fox News -TMZ -MSN Plus the following International news sources: http://www.cbc.ca/ https://www.theaustralian.com.au/ http://www.heraldscotland.com/ https://www.univision.com/ * Cancer Mum's/Athlete's Wives(IE Tiffany Youngs) and other Famous For Being Ill Types will not be accepted even if they get a qualifying Obit *Some name's may appear like a gray area(ie Roz Patterson).Notable in her Native Country as a reporter and would easily get a QO with a plane crash or auto accident type death.However if none of her QO obits mention her journalistic career and is just an angle about her being a Cancer Mum then no points will be awarded. Duration: The competition lasts from May 1, 2019 to April 30, 2020. Get your team in before Big Ben welcomes the month of May.
  5. 11 points
    I’ve graduated high school this past Friday, and for me I’m glad it’s over as it has largely been a negative experience for me (as such, I went to a nice dinner with my family rather than go to the actual graduation ceremony as it didn’t feel right to celebrate something that was overall bad for me). I’m just ready to move on to the next phase of my life and hope that it’s much better for me overall than my high school experience...
  6. 10 points
    Apologies for the tardiness but... Took me a few days to get details of a fundraising page. Clorox had requested a cancer research donation as his prize and I've just confirmed I stuck £20 into someone's personal fundraising challenge for cancer. Who says we're sickos, eh?
  7. 10 points
    Buttigieg, Hickenlooper and Klobuchar are either entries in a dictionary of euphemisms or the new generation of Pokemon
  8. 10 points
    I guess we can confirm the 5th death of this year now: It is the guy that registers the deaths in the Deathlist.
  9. 10 points
  10. 10 points
    May hits John Bain Bessie Camm Ted Dabney Cornelia Frances Dean Francis Delphine Gibson David Goodall Tessa Jowell Jerry Maren David Shutts June Hits Lady Mary Wilson Matt Cappotelli Joe Jackson July Lindy Remingo Chiyo Miyako Bruce Lietzke August Charlotte Rae Karunanidhi Mary Carlisle John McCain Stefan Karl Stefansson Neil Simon Aretha Franklin Azreen Manan* Dead but no qualifying orbits as of now September Dennis Norden Kulsoom Nawaz David ChChiera October Doug Ellis November Kevin Austin Baroness Barker Stan Lee Devin Lima Ted Mack December George HW Bush June Whitfleld Richard Overton Georges Loinger Simon Ricketts Hector Timmerman Don Lusk January Diana Athill Sri Sri Feb Rosamunde Pilcher Li Riu April Le Duc Anh Bill Heine Jean 1 of Luxembourg In this update Li Riu-Drol Le Duc Anh-DeathImpends,drol,fuji,gun,Pan,YoungWilz Bill Heine-DeadCow,Pan,Prophet Jean 1-Book,Prophet Final Standings 1st place -Death Impends -2981 2nd-JoeyRuss-2771 3rd-gcreptile -2625 4th-Prophet-2585 5th- PanBreed- 2541 6th- DeadCow- 2516 7th-drol-2460 8th-captain chorizo-2340 9th-Gun Bust-2291 10th-Phantom- 2285 11th-Book-2180 12th-Clorox Bleachman-2090 13th -Fujimorey No Morey-2070 14th-YorkshireBanker-1775 15th-Fixed Business-1770 16th -The Unknown Man-1626 17th-theoldlady-1510 18th-Wormfarmer-1490 19th -Quim's Windy Witherers-1335 20th markb4-1245 21st -QTips-1,095 22nd -Bou1-1005 23rd-coffee_ and_ candles-950 24th YoungWilz-771 25th-Bibliogryphon-400 26th Gooseberry Crumble-21 Not much place movement from the final update besides Le Duc Anh pushing Gun to a top 10 finish. Congrats Death Impends,on yet another Deadpool Game win Well played everyone else too,as 1 or 2 names here and there could have been the difference for a lot of players.
  11. 10 points
    I do agree that we all need a New PM
  12. 10 points
  13. 10 points
    God, you really are a creep. We don’t take any pride in babies dying. Maybe you do.
  14. 9 points
    The Deathlist Cup is overrunning and punters are still round the bookies looking up at the screens to see which team will win. So while everyone is distracted and not paying attention, I'm throwing open the doors of the Deathlist Casino for the Third Annual Poker Tournament! Will Joey Russ attain greatness, or will most of his hits come from his subs bench - again? Who can stop Death Impends making it a total hat trick and take the title for the third year in a row? Just pick 25 names (and a maximum of 5 subs) who will cash in their chips on or before December 31st. There is a new rule to add to the fun! Yes...fun.....!!! The tables are being brushed down, the croupiers are back (on the minimum wage, obviously), the chips are pristine and the packs will be broken open come July 1st. So get your thinking caps on and join the gamblers at the table!
  15. 9 points
    The 19 teams who didn't see John McCririck as a dead cert for the year ended up walking straight into a booby trap. drol remains in the lead, but still a ways to go until the finish line... 1. drol 1 =2. Bibliogryphon 4 =2. CaptainChorizo 4 4. Phantom of the Midway 10 =5. markb4 12 =5. Mercarte 12 7. Sir Creep 14 =8. BuffaloPhil 15 =8. gcreptile 15 =8. machotrouts 15 =8. paddyfool 15 =12. An Fear Beag 16 =12. FixedBusiness 16 =12. GraveDanger 16 =15. Clorox Bleachman 17 =15. QTips 17 =15. Spade_Cooley 17 18. The Quim Reaper 19 19. Banana 20 =20. Dr_T 21 =20. Pedro67 21 =22. manuel 22 =22. Toast 22 =22. Torva Messor 22 =25. charon 23 =25. The Unknown Man 23 =27. deadsox 24 =27. JoeMoneypenny 24 =29. Skinny kiltrunner 25 =29. The Old Crem 25 =31. Great Uncle Bulgaria 26 =31. Wormfarmer 26 =33. Book 27 =33. Death Impends 27 =33. The Mad Hatter 27 =36. Joey Russ 31 =36. Newjack 31 =38. Grim Up North 32 =38. YoungWillz 32 40. En Passant 33 41. theoldlady 34 42. Master Tech 40 43. Philip 53 44. Neobrakeon 59 45. Bentrovato 60 =46. nantonian2013 66 =46. Team Wean 66 48. msc 85
  16. 9 points
    It would be ironic if this was the truck.
  17. 9 points
    drol, my thoughts are with you and yours at this time. Sincerest condolences. Maybe somewhere, somehow, your dad, Biblio's dad and my dad are looking down on us, sayng "So that's why they were on their computer!" Quite the time for the three of us.
  18. 9 points
    A film career spanning 2761 years? And to think we thought Fay McKenzie's was a record.
  19. 9 points
    Tim Conway has gone 'way. 13 teams unwisely thought the Oldest Man would survive the year, and are now seeing themselves barnacled by Ensign's parking. In just two days we've gone from 41 clean sheets to a mere 2! =1. markb4 0 =1. Phantom of the Midway 0 3. drol 1 =4. gcreptile 3 =4. JoeMoneypenny 3 =6. Bibliogryphon 4 =6. CaptainChorizo 4 =6. Mercarte 4 9. The Unknown Man 6 10. Great Uncle Bulgaria 7 =11. Newjack 8 =11. paddyfool 8 =11. The Mad Hatter 8 =14. Dr_T 9 =14. manuel 9 =16. BuffaloPhil 10 =16. machotrouts 10 18. The Old Crem 11 =19. Death Impends 12 =19. QTips 12 =19. Sir Creep 12 22. GraveDanger 13 23. Banana 14 =24. An Fear Beag 15 =24. FixedBusiness 15 =24. Grim Up North 15 =27. Clorox Bleachman 16 =27. Joey Russ 16 =27. Torva Messor 16 30. Spade_Cooley 17 31. theoldlady 18 32. The Quim Reaper 19 33. Toast 20 =34. Pedro67 21 =34. Wormfarmer 21 36. charon 23 =37. Book 24 =37. deadsox 24 =39. Philip 25 =39. Skinny kiltrunner 25 41. Master Tech 26 =42. En Passant 32 =42. YoungWillz 32 44. Bentrovato 33 45. Neobrakeon 37 =46. msc 41 =46. nantonian2013 41 48. Team Wean 42
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  22. 8 points
  23. 8 points
    Just wanted to say I'll officially be attending my local community college, Harper, for the next two years. I got accepted to some universities but it's all much too expensive. Plus, this buys me extra time to think about a career choice. After Harper, hopefully I'm off to study and live in Florida.
  24. 8 points
    At least the deer found the fucking net.
  25. 8 points
    Right, so Round 2 has finally kicked into gear. (Drol mode) Why can’t any of those “day to live at Christmas” wankers help me out? [/drol mode] So, yeah, Reptile goes 10 points clear. This is my lulling him into a false sense of security, honest, all going to plan. Nah, he’s a fine deadpooler and deserves his success, damn him. Torva goes 12 points up on 2018 DDP winner Dr T and on this form, I pity da foolz who wins between Chorizo and Grim! Clorox has fallen foul of the Curse of the Commentator (or Allen celebrates it) as AO Guy takes a 6 point lead in a tie I thought was swinging the other way early in the month. Engineer asks if its still level? No, charon is now 3-0 up. Have to presume Parrikar played for Rangers during the Paul le Guen error. Joey’s conceded, and it ain’t looking good, as Banana goes 10 points up. Was this tie a bit of a... banana skin for 'im? Finally, in the Admin Derby, 2018 Cup winner DDT has taken the lead against Death Impends. Only two draws left now – The Old Lady/Boudicca and Willz/Pedro. Both Willz and Pedro have played out 0-0s before, Pedro being a coin toss away from significantly changing the 2017 Cup (he lost to deadsox). Meanwhile, Cup players may note the declining health of top pick Billy Clayton. He may yet be crucial for Quim and DI… Round 2 1. Rad Vs. Yorkshire Banker 3-0 2. Chorizo Vs. Grim Up North 6-3 3. Clorox Vs. Alt Obits Guy 0-6 4. Maryportfuncity Vs. The Quim Reaper 3-0 5. DDT Vs. Death Impends 12-9 6. The Dead Cow Vs. Deadsox 0-3 7. Charon Vs. Engineer 3-0 8. Deathray Vs. The Mad Hatter 3-6 9. Gcreptile Vs. msc 13-3 10. Joey Russ Vs. Banana 9-19 11. Sir Creep Vs. Spade Cooley 4-11 12. Torva Messor Vs Dr T 12-0 13. Bibliogryphon Vs. Book 0-6 14. John Key Vs. Heef 0-3 15. Young Willz Vs. Pedro 0-0 16. The Old Lady Vs. Boudicca. 0-0
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