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Jack Reynolds is now the dead 108 year old: https://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/news/people/derbyshire-legend-jack-reynolds-dies-surrounded-family-aged-108-2550196

Let's not piss our knickers yet mate. The Express are about as insightful and reliable as Khoi Huynh.

Johnny Cashs old backing group the Tennessee Two has just become the Tenessee One with the death of Marshall Grant edit: actually its the Tennesse None because Luther Perkins iis also dead

Several zoos state they will soon run out of money to feed their animals, particularly the large cats. We currently have thousands of corpses stacked up in morgues and giant fridges. Just sayin'!

We had no doubts.

Two weeks have passed and April came to an almost complete standstill with only two new hits: The late Johnny Harris QO for msc, and Howard Finkel for Cpt. Chorizo. Ed Genson and Rory GIlsenan seem destined for non-QO land. Genson couldn't even get the New York Times obit, and GIlsenan, in spite of being Irish, has not yet recieved a Times obit: Rank Team Points 1 Death Impends 509 2 gcreptile 472 3 Banana 467 4 Cpt. Chorizo 427 5 RadGuy 421 6 msc 414 7 Joey Russ 409 8 The Quim Reaper 398 9 Deadsox 391 10 Skinny Kiltrunner 386 11 Clorox Bleachman 369 12 Grave Danger 366 13 John Key 358 14 drol 335 14 Torva Messor 335 16 The Unknown Man 333 17 The Mad Hatter 320 18 JiroemonKimura 312 19 Sir Creep 300 20 theoldlady 299 21 Book 286 22 Toast 280 23 Etushispushingupdaisies 268 24 DevonDeathTrip 248 25 YoungWillz 237 26 Sean 216 27 The Old Crem 194 28 Kenny 190 29 Chilean Way 167 30 markb4 153 31 Great Uncle Bulgaria 130 32 Gooseberry Crumble 113 33 ThePrematureBurial 100 34 Bibliogryphon 92 35 Pedro67 57

I heard he was in a very bad way some days ago. Seems it was accurate.

@CaptainChorizo Here is my team for this. Thanks for running it again! YoungWillz "Tattling Town" Team 01. Jimmy Greaves 02. Rush Limbaugh 03. Alex Trebek 04. Lee Kerslake 05. Linda Nolan 06. Leslie Phillips 07. Harry Reid 08. Sidney Poitier 09. Ennio Morricone 10. John Hume (Politician) 11. Jerry Lee Lewis 12. Pete Murray (DJ) 13. Roberta Flack 14. Michael Lonsdale 15. Sumner Redstone 16. Nobby Stiles 17. Colin Bostock-Smith (Comedy Writer) 18. Willie Nelson 19. Ozzy Osbourne 20. Vera Lynn 21. Ric Flair Reserves: A: Eric Chappell (Comedy Writer) B: Bernard Cribbins C: Bill Cosby D: Michael Shaw, Baron Shaw of Northstead

Obese bloke who has sporadic moments of being amusing. Keep getting this thread mixed up with the Peter Kay one. Looking back at what happened with Kim's dad, a lot of the rumoured health issues turned out to be 100% accurate but weren't confirmed until after he died. And I say "a lot" because while the stroke ones were correct, the claims he used a double for years due to being in a wheelchair were bogus. Still don't think he is dead. Doesn't seem to be following the normal pattern...assuming anything happens "normally " in the DPRK.

It deserves a round of applause. Dead? Kim Jong Un Dead Alive? Kim Jong Undead. Its a hashtag which works no matter the story.

I'm very confused because Twitter is going nuts with the tag #KIMJONGUNDEAD. Nothing on BBC News.

There is defo something up. Too much rumour/chatter for there not to be

Also I report the death of Don Fanning, aged 109. Probably the oldest living Freemason (Walter Breuning was the oldest Freemason ever).

The 'rona kills 111-year old Chinese-Canadian woman Foon Hay Lum, who becomes the oldest victim.

End of dancing cheek to cheek for Ginger Rogers on this day 25 years ago, aged 83.

Maybe he copied Boris Johnson and hid in a fridge from the corona virus and he's got stuck in there ...

Guitarist Pete Ham killed himself on this day 45 years ago, aged 27.

Tom Baker's gone to look like Quentin Crisp.

Yeah, they just have to fatten his doppelgänger up so he match the some 130kgs Kim weigh(s or ed).

Suggestion to Admins: Pin this thread for the time being.

Much better than Michael buffer. R.I.P Fink

Masters athlete Stanisław Kowalski today graduates from the 100 Club to become a supercentenarian! He became Poland's oldest man in March 2018, so understandably he's getting widespread coverage today in their media. Still got nothing on our Bob though.