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Award-winning French actor Michel Piccoli, who has appeared in films for six decades, including You Haven't Seen Anything Yet (2012) died at 94 years: https://www.repubblica.it/spettacoli/cinema/2020/05/18/news/e_morto_michel_piccoli-256987863/

Clorox, mate, the actual shite posters don't even have that self-doubt, they just infest.

I wouldn’t worry about your posting if I were you. You’ve been here 2 years, nearly 1,000 posts and rep points really not far behind which definitely says something. And in any case, not a single person here is immune to occasionally posting shit. Don’t worry too much, just be you!

American actress Priscilla Pointer, best known to me as the mother of Cliff Barnes in Dallas, turns 96 today! Many happy returns !

Car crash answer before LFN comes on and tells you to fuck off you pathetic piece of shit. In all life you get cocky people who say what they want, know they are great and love themselves and presume everyone else does too and are generally perfectly happy in that knowledge and at the other end of the spectrum there are reserved people who are scared to say anything for fear of being ridiculed and who doubt themselves and everything they do every day and those people are generally unhappy. Most of us are somewhere in the range between and move up and down the range depending on what's happening in our lives, what we're eating, biorhythms, moon cycles, menstrual cycles or some other shit that no one of us understand. I think sometimes the people towards the introverted end of the range sometimes think they are more different to other people than they actually are and there is room for all of us in the world. These life characteristics probably invade how we approach the internet too. I probably actually post about half of what I write (yes LFN still 50% improvement to be had), I also edit some of the stuff I do write. I don't see this as a problem just good practice learned from using the same discipline when sending emails. As Quim says your rep points suggest that your posts are appreciated and perhaps one of the reasons for that is all those posts you are not posting - I think whilst I've been writing this Quim has said it all much better than me (bastard) but in the spirit of your post I'll post it anyway.

- Aye, I'll go along with that. Even if he went in the current crisis he'd be news and they'd discuss him in national treasure terms

His surname is spelt Kroesen and he should be on the List of the Missed, since I picked him on the DDP in both 2016 and 2017.

78 today!!!

American blues legend Lucky Peterson has died. He was 55. https://www.rockandbluesmuse.com/2020/05/17/american-blues-legend-lucky-peterson-dies-at-55/

Yes, yes it is. Happy to help.

Most of us ladies are.

An excuse to bring out the possibly apocryphal story about his mum. When CdeG retired, a British journalist asked Mme de Gaulle what she was most looking forward to in retirement. She replied, "A penis". Her husband leaned across and said, "I think, chérie, zat ze English pronounce it 'appiness."

Here's one for the list of the missed - died on 30 April https://www.thetelegraph.com/news/article/Fritz-Kroesen-Army-general-who-survived-15265615.php

Summon The Queen! Spoke the child of eye... So many excellent quirky songs on this amazing Ween album. This may be the excellentest and quirkiest. And that’s saying something for an album with a song called I’m Waving My Dick in the Wind on it.

Alright, this was - as I feared - a fucking mess, but it stays. It fits the thread title. I've not been posting as much, but not because quarantine has given me fewer things to post about. I have a catalogue of posts that never were. When I type something in the notes app I re-read and re-re-read before deciding that it's a waste of time. Not even serious posts. Jibes and whatnot. Under normal circumstances I would test punchlines in real life to see what lands, but now I have no control audience and jump to the conclusion that I'm an unfunny cunt. When LFN moans about the new crop of posters being shite I assume I come under that bracket. It's probably aimed at Steve (sorry Steve) or the latest incarnation of why are you being so racist. Narcissistic but I still do it. And that's not how anyone wants themselves to be seen on a public forum. Anyway, I should shut up. It needed to be said before second-guessing prevents me from posting at all.

from a statistical point of view she cant die next year, because no one ever died at age 118

Before you ask, no this is not a dirty piece of card. This is a picture of my great x3 grandfather. This was taken in the 1890s (not sure which year exactly). I don't know a lot about him but he was said to have been a poultry merchant. He was my mum's dad's dad's mum's dad. (The picture of my great x4 grandmother that I posted earlier was his mother). As you can tell I was not the first person to handle this photograph, my great grandfather was really careless with everything he owned.

I did know what you meant.

Still mourning, but this is picking up my spirits

Alright, let us update... even though Hutton Gibson (and Balbir Singh?) might soon become a hit: The new hits are Steve Blackmore, Sam Lloyd, Little Richard, and Jerry Stiller. Rank Team Points 1 Death Impends 641 2 gcreptile 592 3 RadGuy 574 4 Banana 566 5 Joey Russ 529 6 Cpt. Chorizo 522 7 Deadsox 512 8 msc 509 9 Book 469 10 John Key 458 11 The Quim Reaper 457 12 JiroemonKimura 437 13 Clorox Bleachman 427 14 Skinny Kiltrunner 419 15 Grave Danger 403 16 drol 398 17 The Unknown Man 396 18 The Mad Hatter 379 19 DevonDeathTrip 378 20 Sean 370 21 Torva Messor 368 22 theoldlady 358 23 Sir Creep 300 24 The Old Crem 294 25 Toast 280 26 YoungWillz 269 27 Etushispushingupdaisies 268 28 Chilean Way 262 29 Kenny 248 30 Bibliogryphon 192 31 Great Uncle Bulgaria 162 32 markb4 153 33 Gooseberry Crumble 150 34 ThePrematureBurial 100 35 Pedro67 57 The top remains unchanged, but Rad and Banana continue to kick each other off the podium.

Oh yeah, my first hit in three years. This is finally going to be my year, I can feel it.

"He truly was the People's PM"